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Dragon and Chips eBook Series

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  • Dragon and Chips Omnibus One

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series series Dragon and Chips
    Three full-length novels in one hilarious volume!"An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour."A Portion of Dragon and ChipsWhen a mild-mannered, old robot gets stranded in a medieval kingdom, things immediately go downhill. Trapped without a battery recharge, he must dodge a homicidal knight, a greedy queen, and a conniving spymaster—all desperate to exploit or destroy the mechanical ... Read more

    Was $9.99 CAD Now $8.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Butt of Heads

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 2 - Dragon and Chips
    Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom!Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills.Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay ... or is it the other way round?Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads.'Enjoy' the groanworthy puns and suffer the slings and arrows of poorly-trained archers.But wait, there's more ...Prepare to be ... Read more

    $4.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Portion of Dragon and Chips

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 1 - Dragon and Chips
    Did you bring the salt?A creaky old robot shows up in a backward, medieval kingdom, promptly triggering all-out war. It's elves versus humans, humans versus dwarves, and pretty much everyone versus the goblins.Now the rusty robot is being pulled from all sides by competing kingdoms. They each want a piece of him... literally.At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they've been boned, ... Read more

    Was $4.99 CAD Now $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

    by Simon Haynes ...
    Series Book 3 - Dragon and Chips
    Ahh, the Old Kingdom.Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.**Travel insurance no.. ... Read more

    $4.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    Series series Hal Spacejock
    Bumbling space pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering, bulletproof robotic sidekick, Clunk, are back for another round of high-stakes, low-competence adventures in Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three (Books 7–9 plus Albion).What’s Inside the Box Set:Book 7: Big Bang — A simple house-clearance job sounds like easy money—until rising floodwaters, a collapsing landscape, and a surprisingly dangerous ... Read more

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  • Sierra Bravo

    Keeping the peace was never meant to be this complicated

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    Planet Dismolle is supposed to be a peaceful haven. So what's with all the gunfire?A criminal gang has moved into Chirless, Dismolle's retirement city. The elderly residents are fed up with loud music, noisy cars and late-night parties—not to mention hold-ups, muggings and the occasional gunfight.Chirless hasn't had a Peace Force branch in years, so Harriet Walsh and her fellow officers rush to ... Read more

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  • Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two

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  • Alpha Minor

    Taking the P out of Professionalism

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  • A Riddle in Bronze

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