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Series Book 3 - Hal Spacejock
A mysterious woman offers Hal forty thousand credits to deliver a single package to planet Jordia, and it's exactly the sort of job he can't afford to refuse.Meanwhile, his cargo of luxury produce is held in stasis, protected by a cut-price, patched-up controller that promptly explodes.The perishables immediately start to perish, and Hal must find replacement parts before a hold full of ruined ... Read more

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A mysterious woman offers Hal forty thousand credits to deliver a single package to planet Jordia, and it's exactly the sort of job he can't afford to refuse.Meanwhile, his cargo of luxury produce is held in stasis, protected by a cut-price, patched-up controller that promptly explodes.The perishables immediately start to perish, and Hal must find replacement parts before a hold full of ruined
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A Robot Named Clunk

An unlikely pair team up for a revenge quest

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Series Book 1 - Hal Spacejock
A feelgood, gloriously funny, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp.Clunk is an elderly robot at the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock is a crash-prone pilot who will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of ... Read more

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A feelgood, gloriously funny, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp.Clunk is an elderly robot at the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock is a crash-prone pilot who will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of
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Hal Spacejock: Framed

A short story

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
A dodgy scientist is selling shares in his homemade teleporter, and Hal goes all in.When the teleporter actually works, Hal and Clunk are trapped in a wilderness with no way home. Their only hope is a nearby settlement, but it's inhabited by a tribe of bloodthirsty cannibals.Before long Hal is dressed in animal skins, wielding a machete and stealing food... from the cannibals.As for Clunk, with ... Read more

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A dodgy scientist is selling shares in his homemade teleporter, and Hal goes all in.When the teleporter actually works, Hal and Clunk are trapped in a wilderness with no way home. Their only hope is a nearby settlement, but it's inhabited by a tribe of bloodthirsty cannibals.Before long Hal is dressed in animal skins, wielding a machete and stealing food... from the cannibals.As for Clunk, with
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Second Course

The misfit duo are teleported to an alien galaxy

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 2 - Hal Spacejock
Hal Spacejock is keen to grow his freight business, so naturally he's thinking about expanding into passengers.Then he meets Sonya Polarov.She's beautiful, mysterious, and apparently very interested in his ship.Clunk thinks there's something suspicious about her, but Hal isn't about to let a little thing like common sense get in the way of romance.Unfortunately, Sonya isn't aboard the Volante to ... Read more

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Hal Spacejock is keen to grow his freight business, so naturally he's thinking about expanding into passengers.Then he meets Sonya Polarov.She's beautiful, mysterious, and apparently very interested in his ship.Clunk thinks there's something suspicious about her, but Hal isn't about to let a little thing like common sense get in the way of romance.Unfortunately, Sonya isn't aboard the Volante to
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Baker's Dough

Six old robots, one massive inheritance, 24 hours to prove their claim.

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 5 - Hal Spacejock
Delivering cargo on time is easy. Surviving the delivery is another story.Freelance space trucker Hal Spacejock isn’t above cutting a few corners. But when his latest shortcut turns fifty crates of fragile wedding pastries into a sticky biohazard, Hal and his long-suffering robot partner, Clunk, find themselves blacklisted, broke, and stranded.Enter Hans Cuff, who urgently needs passage to ... Read more

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Delivering cargo on time is easy. Surviving the delivery is another story.Freelance space trucker Hal Spacejock isn’t above cutting a few corners. But when his latest shortcut turns fifty crates of fragile wedding pastries into a sticky biohazard, Hal and his long-suffering robot partner, Clunk, find themselves blacklisted, broke, and stranded.Enter Hans Cuff, who urgently needs passage to
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The Crooked Cargo

Two ships. Two impossible deliveries. Absolutely no margin for error.

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 11 - Hal Spacejock
"Spacejock's Law": The best way to hide one problem is to create three new ones.Hal is convinced his latest customer is yanking his chain, so he dumps their cargo and looks for a better deal.Then he discovers who the customer was.Now an angry passenger he sealed below decks is kicking in the lift doors, he has four hours to deliver that original cargo before hitmen rearrange his anatomy, and his ... Read more

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"Spacejock's Law": The best way to hide one problem is to create three new ones.Hal is convinced his latest customer is yanking his chain, so he dumps their cargo and looks for a better deal.Then he discovers who the customer was.Now an angry passenger he sealed below decks is kicking in the lift doors, he has four hours to deliver that original cargo before hitmen rearrange his anatomy, and his
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Safe Art

A high stakes game of rivalry, heists and undercover cops

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 6 - Hal Spacejock
Priceless masterworks. Daring diamond heists. And a pair of space truckers who can barely manage a landing ramp.All Clunk wants is a quiet retirement. Instead, Hal Spacejock takes on a lucrative contract transporting abstract artwork. The job immediately runs off the rails when the delivery truck disappears into an icy blizzard.Throw in undercover cops, bugged uniforms, and ruthless corporate ... Read more

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Priceless masterworks. Daring diamond heists. And a pair of space truckers who can barely manage a landing ramp.All Clunk wants is a quiet retirement. Instead, Hal Spacejock takes on a lucrative contract transporting abstract artwork. The job immediately runs off the rails when the delivery truck disappears into an icy blizzard.Throw in undercover cops, bugged uniforms, and ruthless corporate
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Hal Spacejock: Albion

A Hal Spacejock novella

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
Hal Spacejock has finally got his hands on the ship he's always wanted.But before he can enjoy it, a team of scientists arrives with an urgent request. A black hole is threatening the galaxy, and they need Hal's know-how and expertise to stop it.When Clunk finally stops laughing, he agrees to go along to watch the disaster unfold.What begins as an advisory role soon turns into a starring one, with ... Read more

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Hal Spacejock has finally got his hands on the ship he's always wanted.But before he can enjoy it, a team of scientists arrives with an urgent request. A black hole is threatening the galaxy, and they need Hal's know-how and expertise to stop it.When Clunk finally stops laughing, he agrees to go along to watch the disaster unfold.What begins as an advisory role soon turns into a starring one, with
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No Free Lunch

Hal faces three deadly perils: a corporate minefield, a ruthless killer, and a first date

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 4 - Hal Spacejock
A ice-cold planet, a dead body, and a rookie cop with an itchy trigger finger—welcome to Hal’s fresh start.A routine freight run to planet Forzen goes sideways when Hal Spacejock walks into a crime scene. Local Peace Force trainee Harriet Walsh is convinced a recent "accidental" death is actually murder—and that a massive conspiracy is covering it up.Outmaneuvered and out of her depth, Harriet ... Read more

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A ice-cold planet, a dead body, and a rookie cop with an itchy trigger finger—welcome to Hal’s fresh start.A routine freight run to planet Forzen goes sideways when Hal Spacejock walks into a crime scene. Local Peace Force trainee Harriet Walsh is convinced a recent "accidental" death is actually murder—and that a massive conspiracy is covering it up.Outmaneuvered and out of her depth, Harriet
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Hal Spacejock: Visit

A short story

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
Who thought it was a good idea to let Hal Spacejock inspire the next generation of spacefarers?Clunk has arranged a school visit, and Hal only agrees after he learns about the free lunch.All he has to do is give a speech, hand out a few gifts and admire a project the students have been working on.Simple.Unfortunately, Hal's speech has been neutered, his gifts are about as welcome as detention, and ... Read more

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Who thought it was a good idea to let Hal Spacejock inspire the next generation of spacefarers?Clunk has arranged a school visit, and Hal only agrees after he learns about the free lunch.All he has to do is give a speech, hand out a few gifts and admire a project the students have been working on.Simple.Unfortunately, Hal's speech has been neutered, his gifts are about as welcome as detention, and
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Double Trouble

Double the Hal, double the disaster.

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Series Book 8 - Hal Spacejock
One case of mistaken identity. Two clueless pilots. Zero chance of a smooth landing.Hal Spacejock just landed on Alteia looking for his next big freight job. Instead, he gets abducted by a vengeful mob boss. Hal’s only hope for survival is to pass a high-stakes space flight test. Unfortunately, his entire piloting knowledge consists of pressing buttons and hoping for the best.Meanwhile, Hal’s long ... Read more

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One case of mistaken identity. Two clueless pilots. Zero chance of a smooth landing.Hal Spacejock just landed on Alteia looking for his next big freight job. Instead, he gets abducted by a vengeful mob boss. Hal’s only hope for survival is to pass a high-stakes space flight test. Unfortunately, his entire piloting knowledge consists of pressing buttons and hoping for the best.Meanwhile, Hal’s long
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Zero

A gloriously funny, feelgood, stick-it-to-the-man sci-fi romp

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Series Book 100 - Hal Spacejock
Learning on the job might not be the best idea when that 'job' is flying someone else's spaceship.Broke, about to get evicted, and bullied non-stop by his human-hating robot supervisor, Hal Spacejock is desperate to escape his miserable life as a cargo loader at a third-rate spaceport.After helping an old guy fight off two armed thugs in the shadow of a rusty, condemned starship, Hal sees his ... Read more

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Learning on the job might not be the best idea when that 'job' is flying someone else's spaceship.Broke, about to get evicted, and bullied non-stop by his human-hating robot supervisor, Hal Spacejock is desperate to escape his miserable life as a cargo loader at a third-rate spaceport.After helping an old guy fight off two armed thugs in the shadow of a rusty, condemned starship, Hal sees his
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