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Hangry as Hell: A Horror Comedy Mystery Novella

Freaky Florida, #0

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 0 - Freaky Florida
They are old, cranky, and dangerous.Midlife witch Missy Mindle is also a home-health nurse for vampires. You see, not all vampires are young, sexy urbanites. What happens if you were a senior citizen when you're turned? You move to Florida, of course, to an oceanfront condo tower in Jellyfish Beach. There's even a bloodmobile that shows up each night like a food truck.But a disturbed ex-con ... Read more

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They are old, cranky, and dangerous.Midlife witch Missy Mindle is also a home-health nurse for vampires. You see, not all vampires are young, sexy urbanites. What happens if you were a senior citizen when you're turned? You move to Florida, of course, to an oceanfront condo tower in Jellyfish Beach. There's even a bloodmobile that shows up each night like a food truck.But a disturbed ex-con
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Snowbirds of Prey: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #1

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 1 - Freaky Florida
Retirement is deadly.(Book 1 of a completed series.)Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve.A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents ... Read more

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Retirement is deadly.(Book 1 of a completed series.)Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve.A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents
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Gazillions of Reptilians: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #7

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 7 - Freaky Florida
Are lizards the wizards of doom?(The crazy conclusion of the series!)Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard ... Read more

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Are lizards the wizards of doom?(The crazy conclusion of the series!)Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard
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Freaky Florida Books 1-3: A Horror Comedy Mystery Box Set

Freaky Florida, #8

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 8 - Freaky Florida
Making other paranormal mysteries look tame.Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They're all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She's started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She ... Read more

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Making other paranormal mysteries look tame.Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They're all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She's started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She
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Gnome Coming: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #4

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 4 - Freaky Florida
They're coming for you.Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They're displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, become possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy must undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of "accidental ... Read more

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They're coming for you.Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They're displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, become possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy must undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of "accidental
... Read more
Going Batty: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #5

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 5 - Freaky Florida
A vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up. These strange bloodsuckers can turn into bats, unlike modern vampires. And they're also a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. Not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And now they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy ... Read more

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A vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up. These strange bloodsuckers can turn into bats, unlike modern vampires. And they're also a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. Not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And now they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy
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Dirty Old Manatee: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #6

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 6 - Freaky Florida
Midlife manatee insanityWho's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless ... Read more

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Midlife manatee insanityWho's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless
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Invasive Species: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #2

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 2 - Freaky Florida
A reptile's tale.Missy, midlife amateur witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, has two problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades with a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It's like Viagra for vampires. Don't ask.)Missy must find Schwartz while protecting the dragon from an evil, ... Read more

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A reptile's tale.Missy, midlife amateur witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, has two problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades with a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It's like Viagra for vampires. Don't ask.)Missy must find Schwartz while protecting the dragon from an evil,
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Fate Is a Witch: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #3

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 3 - Freaky Florida
Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you.Midlife witch Missy Mindle suddenly has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy's nursing patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him ... Read more

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Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you.Midlife witch Missy Mindle suddenly has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy's nursing patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him
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Water Witch

by C.D. Gorri ...

Series Book 1 - Witches of Westwood Academy
Curses suck, but it’s just another day at Westwood Academy.Rio has known her whole life that she was different. The women in her family have been plagued by a deadly curse, and she’s next. There is only one place she can go to learn to control the magic that just might save her.Will she be able to make a place for herself in this strange world where witches and wizards, and other supernaturals, ... Read more

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Curses suck, but it’s just another day at Westwood Academy.Rio has known her whole life that she was different. The women in her family have been plagued by a deadly curse, and she’s next. There is only one place she can go to learn to control the magic that just might save her.Will she be able to make a place for herself in this strange world where witches and wizards, and other supernaturals,
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Shades And Shadows - Books 1-3

by Natalie J. Case ...

Series series Shades And Shadows
The first three books in 'Shades And Shadows', a series of contemporary fantasy novels by Natalie J. Case, now in one volume!Through Shade and Shadow: Mason Jerah is a Shade, a mythical healer, living in secret in Northern California. Alaric Lambrecht is a Shadow, an empath and psychic, working alongside his family in the suburbs of Sacramento. After a serial killer is caught and discovered to be ... Read more

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The first three books in 'Shades And Shadows', a series of contemporary fantasy novels by Natalie J. Case, now in one volume!Through Shade and Shadow: Mason Jerah is a Shade, a mythical healer, living in secret in Northern California. Alaric Lambrecht is a Shadow, an empath and psychic, working alongside his family in the suburbs of Sacramento. After a serial killer is caught and discovered to be
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The Midnight Trilogy

An Urban Fantasy Collection

by L.M. Hatchell ...

Series series The Complete Midnight Series
A vampire-fae hybrid and a prophecy that will end humanity ...Can Phoenix learn to explore the darkest parts of herself before it's too late?Come explore Ireland's hidden supernatural world in this high suspense urban fantasy collection.Includes two exclusive short story prequels and bonus scenes. ... Read more

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A vampire-fae hybrid and a prophecy that will end humanity ...Can Phoenix learn to explore the darkest parts of herself before it's too late?Come explore Ireland's hidden supernatural world in this high suspense urban fantasy collection.Includes two exclusive short story prequels and bonus scenes.
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