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Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)

A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding

by Dicholas Chad Pansy ...

Narrated by Jon Gerten ...

Series Audiobook 12 - Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged

54 min

ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack.Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text ... Read more

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ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack.Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text
... Read more
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Faith’s Checkbook

Daily Devotional - Promises for Today

by Charles H. Spurgeon ...

Narrated by Jon Gerten ...

Unabridged

9 hours 59 min

Not one of the good promises which the Lord had made to the house of Israel failed; all came to pass. – Joshua 21:45Faith’s Checkbook is a one-year devotional meant to encourage you to take God at His Word – to take hold of God’s promises by faith. Each day you will be presented with a specific promise from the Bible, along with accompanying exhortation by Charles Spurgeon.This is your “spiritual ... Read more

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Not one of the good promises which the Lord had made to the house of Israel failed; all came to pass. – Joshua 21:45Faith’s Checkbook is a one-year devotional meant to encourage you to take God at His Word – to take hold of God’s promises by faith. Each day you will be presented with a specific promise from the Bible, along with accompanying exhortation by Charles Spurgeon.This is your “spiritual
... Read more
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Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)

A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink Breathing

by Dicholas Chad Pansy ...

Narrated by Jon Gerten ...

Series Audiobook 4 - Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged

56 min

A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink BreathingDo you lie awake at night replaying that weird thing you said in 2014? Do you spend more time analyzing text messages than actually responding to them? Do you sometimes mistake mild discomfort for a full-blown medical emergency?Congratulations! You have anxiety."Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)" is the book for anyone who ... Read more

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A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink BreathingDo you lie awake at night replaying that weird thing you said in 2014? Do you spend more time analyzing text messages than actually responding to them? Do you sometimes mistake mild discomfort for a full-blown medical emergency?Congratulations! You have anxiety."Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)" is the book for anyone who
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Modern Pharaoh, The: an Ellis Parker Adventure Thriller

Ellis Parker Adventure Thrillers Book 1

by Edward J. McFadden III ...

Narrated by Jon Gerten ...

Series Audiobook 1 - Ellis Parker Adventure Thrillers
Unabridged

8 hours

The black market in antiquities is thriving. Stolen artifacts slip into the United States every year, each one carrying buried secrets, power, or the kind of history people kill for. Behind velvet ropes and inside glass cases, a quiet crime wave spreads through museums, galleries, and private collections.Built to stop this shadow trade, the Antiquities Trafficking Task Force has one mission: shut ... Read more

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The black market in antiquities is thriving. Stolen artifacts slip into the United States every year, each one carrying buried secrets, power, or the kind of history people kill for. Behind velvet ropes and inside glass cases, a quiet crime wave spreads through museums, galleries, and private collections.Built to stop this shadow trade, the Antiquities Trafficking Task Force has one mission: shut
... Read more
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Developing a Disciple

Book 2

by Greg Vannatta ...

Narrated by Jon Gerten ...

Unabridged

3 hours 54 min

Going through the discipleship process can be tough. Life's challenges, hardships, struggles, and daily distractions can become discouraging. Developing a Disciple: Book 2-a refreshing look at how to stay encouraged and remain engaged in the discipleship process-helps to keep the eyes of the heart focused on Jesus Christ. With personal examples of the author's testimony throughout his life, it is ... Read more

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Going through the discipleship process can be tough. Life's challenges, hardships, struggles, and daily distractions can become discouraging. Developing a Disciple: Book 2-a refreshing look at how to stay encouraged and remain engaged in the discipleship process-helps to keep the eyes of the heart focused on Jesus Christ. With personal examples of the author's testimony throughout his life, it is
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Without the Limits: Book One of 3 part book

by Willie S. ...

Narrated by Jon Gerten ...

Unabridged

3 hours 52 min

This triple part book takes place in the galaxy where Meenu exists and the Guthari have gone through a restructuring of their society in "For the Anur". At a time of need, throughout their known galaxy, Jeffrey and his wife have to survive to bring a change and have to move and react, Without the Limits: a 3 part novel. ... Read more

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This triple part book takes place in the galaxy where Meenu exists and the Guthari have gone through a restructuring of their society in "For the Anur". At a time of need, throughout their known galaxy, Jeffrey and his wife have to survive to bring a change and have to move and react, Without the Limits: a 3 part novel.
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A Discourse on Meekness and Quietness of Spirit

The Nature and Excellency of a Meek and Quiet Spirit

by Matthew Henry ...

Narrated by Jon Gerten ...

Abridged

4 hours 15 min

We must be of a meek spirit. Meekness is an easiness of spirit – not a sinful easiness by which we might be defiled, but a gracious easiness to be worked upon by that which is good, as in those whose heart of stone is taken away and to whom a heart of flesh is given.Meekness accommodates the soul to every happening and so makes a person calm within himself and toward all around him. When the grace ... Read more

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We must be of a meek spirit. Meekness is an easiness of spirit – not a sinful easiness by which we might be defiled, but a gracious easiness to be worked upon by that which is good, as in those whose heart of stone is taken away and to whom a heart of flesh is given.Meekness accommodates the soul to every happening and so makes a person calm within himself and toward all around him. When the grace
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Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything)

A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times

by Dicholas Chad Pansy ...

Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...

Series Audiobook 15 - Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged

54 min

A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times WARNING: This is NOT a book for decisive people. If you know what you want in life and confidently make choices without having a full-blown existential meltdown, please move along.This book is for overthinkers, procrastinators, and chronically indecisive disasters who would rather launch themselves into the sun than commit to literally ... Read more

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A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times WARNING: This is NOT a book for decisive people. If you know what you want in life and confidently make choices without having a full-blown existential meltdown, please move along.This book is for overthinkers, procrastinators, and chronically indecisive disasters who would rather launch themselves into the sun than commit to literally
... Read more
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"How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)"

A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing

by Dicholas Chad Pansy ...

Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...

Series Audiobook 7 - Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged

59 min

Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions. THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK. This is a book for people who have:✔️ Bought planners they never use.✔️ Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.✔️ Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM ... Read more

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Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions. THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK. This is a book for people who have:✔️ Bought planners they never use.✔️ Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.✔️ Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM
... Read more

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The Bullshit Artist's Handbook

How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise

by Dicholas Chad Pansy ...

Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...

Series Audiobook 21 - Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged

1 hour 21 min

If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation.In The Bullsht Artist’s Handbook*, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees, ... Read more

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If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation.In The Bullsht Artist’s Handbook*, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees,
... Read more

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Maybe Im The Problem?

How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap

by Dicholas Chad Pansy ...

Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...

Series Audiobook 11 - Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged

1 hour 34 min

Are you tired of being emotionally stable?Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.Inside, you’ll learn ... Read more

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Are you tired of being emotionally stable?Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.Inside, you’ll learn
... Read more
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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human

Because deep thoughts are a liability

by Dicholas Chad Pansy ...

Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...

Series Audiobook 18 - Ruin Your Life Now
Unabridged

1 hour 7 min

Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma ... Read more

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Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma
... Read more