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Hangry as Hell: A Horror Comedy Mystery Novella

Freaky Florida, #0

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 0 - Freaky Florida
They are old, cranky, and dangerous.Midlife witch Missy Mindle is also a home-health nurse for vampires. You see, not all vampires are young, sexy urbanites. What happens if you were a senior citizen when you're turned? You move to Florida, of course, to an oceanfront condo tower in Jellyfish Beach. There's even a bloodmobile that shows up each night like a food truck.But a disturbed ex-con ... Read more

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They are old, cranky, and dangerous.Midlife witch Missy Mindle is also a home-health nurse for vampires. You see, not all vampires are young, sexy urbanites. What happens if you were a senior citizen when you're turned? You move to Florida, of course, to an oceanfront condo tower in Jellyfish Beach. There's even a bloodmobile that shows up each night like a food truck.But a disturbed ex-con
... Read more
In Sprite of Herself: A Paranormal Mystery Adventure

Monsters of Jellyfish Beach, #6

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 6 - Monsters of Jellyfish Beach
Extracting a tooth fairy.The crested mouth sprite, better known as the tooth fairy to non-cryptozoologists, has almost never been spotted by humans. The exchange of cash for a baby tooth beneath a sleeping child's pillow is the primary evidence we have that they exist.Leave it to a drunken Florida Man to blow away the creature with a shotgun in his young son's room. There'd better be additional ... Read more

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Extracting a tooth fairy.The crested mouth sprite, better known as the tooth fairy to non-cryptozoologists, has almost never been spotted by humans. The exchange of cash for a baby tooth beneath a sleeping child's pillow is the primary evidence we have that they exist.Leave it to a drunken Florida Man to blow away the creature with a shotgun in his young son's room. There'd better be additional
... Read more
Worms of Endearment: A Paranormal Mystery Adventure

Monsters of Jellyfish Beach, #7

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 7 - Monsters of Jellyfish Beach
The worm has turned.When Milo Fusseldink, world-renowned cryptozoologist, goes missing overseas, he had been searching for the legendary Mongolian Death Worm, the Holy Grail of cryptids. I offer my witchy services to his wife to help locate Milo with a powerful magic spell.But when I visit her, she drops dead in her bedroom from an unidentifiable biological toxin. Soon, additional people are dying ... Read more

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The worm has turned.When Milo Fusseldink, world-renowned cryptozoologist, goes missing overseas, he had been searching for the legendary Mongolian Death Worm, the Holy Grail of cryptids. I offer my witchy services to his wife to help locate Milo with a powerful magic spell.But when I visit her, she drops dead in her bedroom from an unidentifiable biological toxin. Soon, additional people are dying
... Read more
Snowbirds of Prey: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #1

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 1 - Freaky Florida
Retirement is deadly.(Book 1 of a completed series.)Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve.A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents ... Read more

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Retirement is deadly.(Book 1 of a completed series.)Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve.A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents
... Read more
The Golden Ghouls: A Paranormal Mystery Adventure

Monsters of Jellyfish Beach, #1

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 1 - Monsters of Jellyfish Beach
Welcome to Jellyfish Beach, a fishing town with a monster problem.My name is Missy Mindle. I'm a witch in my forties stuck in a dead-end job: home-health nurse for elderly vampires. So, when a mysterious organization offers a huge grant to an occult shop where I work part time, I decide to change my career path.But the grant comes with strings attached. My business partner and I must catalog and ... Read more

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Welcome to Jellyfish Beach, a fishing town with a monster problem.My name is Missy Mindle. I'm a witch in my forties stuck in a dead-end job: home-health nurse for elderly vampires. So, when a mysterious organization offers a huge grant to an occult shop where I work part time, I decide to change my career path.But the grant comes with strings attached. My business partner and I must catalog and
... Read more
Freaky Florida Books 1-3: A Horror Comedy Mystery Box Set

Freaky Florida, #8

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 8 - Freaky Florida
Making other paranormal mysteries look tame.Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They're all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She's started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She ... Read more

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Making other paranormal mysteries look tame.Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They're all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She's started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She
... Read more
Gnome Coming: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #4

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 4 - Freaky Florida
They're coming for you.Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They're displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, become possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy must undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of "accidental ... Read more

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They're coming for you.Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They're displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, become possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy must undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of "accidental
... Read more
Going Batty: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #5

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 5 - Freaky Florida
A vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up. These strange bloodsuckers can turn into bats, unlike modern vampires. And they're also a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. Not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And now they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy ... Read more

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A vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up. These strange bloodsuckers can turn into bats, unlike modern vampires. And they're also a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. Not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And now they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy
... Read more
Gazillions of Reptilians: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #7

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 7 - Freaky Florida
Are lizards the wizards of doom?(The crazy conclusion of the series!)Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard ... Read more

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Are lizards the wizards of doom?(The crazy conclusion of the series!)Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard
... Read more
Werewolf Art Thou?: A Paranormal Mystery Adventure

Monsters of Jellyfish Beach, #5

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 5 - Monsters of Jellyfish Beach
The Biggest Bad WolfWhen a city commissioner dies in a suspicious house fire, the Friends of Cryptids Society orders me to investigate his death. Why? Because it turns out he was a werewolf—but not just any werewolf. He was a loup-garou, a monster shifter that makes werewolves look like cuddly lapdogs.The list of suspects is long, because the commissioner was harassing local business owners for ... Read more

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The Biggest Bad WolfWhen a city commissioner dies in a suspicious house fire, the Friends of Cryptids Society orders me to investigate his death. Why? Because it turns out he was a werewolf—but not just any werewolf. He was a loup-garou, a monster shifter that makes werewolves look like cuddly lapdogs.The list of suspects is long, because the commissioner was harassing local business owners for
... Read more
Dirty Old Manatee: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #6

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 6 - Freaky Florida
Midlife manatee insanityWho's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless ... Read more

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Midlife manatee insanityWho's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless
... Read more
Invasive Species: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #2

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 2 - Freaky Florida
A reptile's tale.Missy, midlife amateur witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, has two problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades with a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It's like Viagra for vampires. Don't ask.)Missy must find Schwartz while protecting the dragon from an evil, ... Read more

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A reptile's tale.Missy, midlife amateur witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, has two problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades with a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It's like Viagra for vampires. Don't ask.)Missy must find Schwartz while protecting the dragon from an evil,
... Read more

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