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DJ Funkyfoot

The Show Must Go Oink

by Tom Angleberger ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Series series Flytrap Files
Unabridged

49 min

Meet DJ Funkyfoot!He’s a Chihuahua and a butler!Meet Wolfgoose Pigwig!He's a very fancy, very famous opera star.When Wolfgoose Pigwig calls looking for the very best butler, DJ Funkyfoot jumpsat the opportunity. But helping out this fancy star isn’t all that it’s cracked up tobe. Wolfgoose’s demands keep getting more and more absurd. And so do thedisasters. Robbery! Wrecks! Romance! And even … ... Read more

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Meet DJ Funkyfoot!He’s a Chihuahua and a butler!Meet Wolfgoose Pigwig!He's a very fancy, very famous opera star.When Wolfgoose Pigwig calls looking for the very best butler, DJ Funkyfoot jumpsat the opportunity. But helping out this fancy star isn’t all that it’s cracked up tobe. Wolfgoose’s demands keep getting more and more absurd. And so do thedisasters. Robbery! Wrecks! Romance! And even …
... Read more
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The Qwikpick Papers

Poop Fountain!

by Tom Angleberger ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Series series Qwikpick Papers
Unabridged

1 hour 54 min

Lyle Hertzog and his friends Marilla and Dave expect to spend another dull holiday passing time at the local Qwikpick convenience store. Then an article in their hometown paper catches their eye--the sludge fountain at the nearby sewage plant is being retired. With this news, the three friends decide they're not just normal kids who don't have Christmas plans: they're the Qwikpick Adventure ... Read more

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Lyle Hertzog and his friends Marilla and Dave expect to spend another dull holiday passing time at the local Qwikpick convenience store. Then an article in their hometown paper catches their eye--the sludge fountain at the nearby sewage plant is being retired. With this news, the three friends decide they're not just normal kids who don't have Christmas plans: they're the Qwikpick Adventure
... Read more
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DJ Funkyfoot: Give Cheese a Chance!

by Tom Angleberger ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Series series Flytrap Files
Unabridged

35 min

Meet DJ Funkyfoot!He’s a Chihuahua whose dream of becoming a butler is finally coming true!Meet President Horse!He’s the president of the United States.When President Horse’s butler needs a day off, he knows just the person to call. All DJ Funkyfoot has to do is make sure that the president signs the peace treaty with the Queen of Wingland. But the president doesn’t feel like it! He just wantsto ... Read more

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Meet DJ Funkyfoot!He’s a Chihuahua whose dream of becoming a butler is finally coming true!Meet President Horse!He’s the president of the United States.When President Horse’s butler needs a day off, he knows just the person to call. All DJ Funkyfoot has to do is make sure that the president signs the peace treaty with the Queen of Wingland. But the president doesn’t feel like it! He just wantsto
... Read more

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Ungifted

by Gordon Korman ...

Narrated by Jonathan Todd Ross, Richard Poe, Erin Moon, Andy Paris, Mark Turetsky, Andrea Gallo, Celeste Ciulla, Suzy Jackson ...

Series series Ungifted
Unabridged

6 hours 14 min

Teens and pre-teens flock to any new offering from New York Times best-selling author Gordon Korman. Told through multiple viewpoints, Ungifted follows Donovan Curtis and his year at a magnet school for gifted and talented kids. Thanks to an administrative foul-up, the decidedly mediocre student Donovan finds himself enrolled in the Academy of Scholastic Distinction. Out of place and out of luck, ... Read more

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Teens and pre-teens flock to any new offering from New York Times best-selling author Gordon Korman. Told through multiple viewpoints, Ungifted follows Donovan Curtis and his year at a magnet school for gifted and talented kids. Thanks to an administrative foul-up, the decidedly mediocre student Donovan finds himself enrolled in the Academy of Scholastic Distinction. Out of place and out of luck,
... Read more

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A Place Both Wonderful and Strange

The Extraordinary Untold History of Twin Peaks

by Scott Meslow ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Unabridged

8 hours 57 min

For the first time, the complete history of David Lynch and Mark Frost’s Twin Peaks—from the landmark, original cult series that changed the course of television to its 25-years-in-the-making sequel—is told through fascinatingly detailed reporting and exclusive interviews with the show's cast and creators.From its start, when studio executives drafted a plan to recoup costs after what they ... Read more

$32.99 CAD

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For the first time, the complete history of David Lynch and Mark Frost’s Twin Peaks—from the landmark, original cult series that changed the course of television to its 25-years-in-the-making sequel—is told through fascinatingly detailed reporting and exclusive interviews with the show's cast and creators.From its start, when studio executives drafted a plan to recoup costs after what they
... Read more

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The Chronicles of Viktor Valentine #2: What Lurks in the Shadows

by Z Brewer ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Series Audiobook 2 - The Chronicles of Viktor Valentine
Unabridged

8 hours 2 min

New York Times bestselling author Z Brewer returns to the tiny town of Nowhere, where Viktor Valentine is facing down the world’s most dangerous dinner invitation from the mother of all vampires…literally!Viktor Valentine wishes that his biggest issue was getting his hands on an autographed copy of the new Screaming Meemies album. Instead, he’s in trouble at school, Alys isn’t talking to him, ... Read more

$32.99 CAD

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New York Times bestselling author Z Brewer returns to the tiny town of Nowhere, where Viktor Valentine is facing down the world’s most dangerous dinner invitation from the mother of all vampires…literally!Viktor Valentine wishes that his biggest issue was getting his hands on an autographed copy of the new Screaming Meemies album. Instead, he’s in trouble at school, Alys isn’t talking to him,
... Read more

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The Candymakers and the Great Chocolate Chase

by Wendy Mass ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Series series Candymakers
Unabridged

16 hours 38 min

Four friends. One road trip. And a whole lot of candy.It has been a few months since the nationwide New Candy Contest, and Logan, Miles, Philip, and Daisy have returned to their regular lives. But when the winning candy bar comes down the conveyor belt at the Life Is Sweet candy factory, Logan realizes something’s very wrong. …When the Candymaker announces that they will be going on tour to ... Read more

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Four friends. One road trip. And a whole lot of candy.It has been a few months since the nationwide New Candy Contest, and Logan, Miles, Philip, and Daisy have returned to their regular lives. But when the winning candy bar comes down the conveyor belt at the Life Is Sweet candy factory, Logan realizes something’s very wrong. …When the Candymaker announces that they will be going on tour to
... Read more

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The Chronicles of Viktor Valentine

by Z Brewer ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Series Audiobook 1 - The Chronicles of Viktor Valentine
Unabridged

7 hours 18 min

A perfectly average boy uncovers a supernatural secret about his family that could put his whole town in grave danger—if it doesn’t make him die of embarrassment first—in this mysterious and funny middle grade debut from New York Times bestselling author Z Brewer.Viktor Valentine can’t think of a better way to end his summer vacation than playing All the Vampires Everywhere, his favorite video ... Read more

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A perfectly average boy uncovers a supernatural secret about his family that could put his whole town in grave danger—if it doesn’t make him die of embarrassment first—in this mysterious and funny middle grade debut from New York Times bestselling author Z Brewer.Viktor Valentine can’t think of a better way to end his summer vacation than playing All the Vampires Everywhere, his favorite video
... Read more

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Night of the Giant Everything (Goosebumps Hall of Horrors #2)

by R. L. Stine ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky, Joel Froomkin ...

Series Audiobook 2 - Goosebumps Hall of Horrors
Unabridged

2 hours 39 min

Welcome to the Hall of Horrors, HorrorLand's Hall of Fame for the truly terrifying.When 11-year-old Steven Sweeney is tricked into drinking a strange mixture of chemicals by his classmates, things begin to get strange. Either his toothbrush is growing, or he is shrinking! Steven has to navigate his way through gigantic dust bunnies, enormous birds, and other once seemingly harmless, everyday items ... Read more

$24.72 CAD

Welcome to the Hall of Horrors, HorrorLand's Hall of Fame for the truly terrifying.When 11-year-old Steven Sweeney is tricked into drinking a strange mixture of chemicals by his classmates, things begin to get strange. Either his toothbrush is growing, or he is shrinking! Steven has to navigate his way through gigantic dust bunnies, enormous birds, and other once seemingly harmless, everyday items
... Read more
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The Strange Case of Origami Yoda

by Tom Angleberger ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky, Greg Steinbruner, Julia Gibson, Charlotte Parry, Jonathan Todd Ross ...

Series series Origami Yoda
Unabridged

2 hours 12 min

A journalist and fiction author, Tom Angleberger has a knack for capturing the lives of today's youth. In The Strange Case of Origami Yoda, socially awkward Dwight shows up to school one morning waving a green finger puppet. Strange enough, but then Dwight starts talking in a funny voice and doling out advice. Is it the puppet, or is it Dwight? And will paper Yoda be able to help Dwight convince ... Read more

$19.22 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

A journalist and fiction author, Tom Angleberger has a knack for capturing the lives of today's youth. In The Strange Case of Origami Yoda, socially awkward Dwight shows up to school one morning waving a green finger puppet. Strange enough, but then Dwight starts talking in a funny voice and doling out advice. Is it the puppet, or is it Dwight? And will paper Yoda be able to help Dwight convince
... Read more
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The Candymakers

by Wendy Mass ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Series series Candymakers
Unabridged

11 hours 37 min

In the town of Spring Haven, four children have been selected to compete in the national candymaking contest of a lifetime. Who will make a candy more delicious than the Oozing Crunchorama or the Neon Yellow Lightning Chew?LOGAN, the candymaker’s son, who can detect the color of chocolate by feel alone?MILES, the boy allergic to rowboats and the color pink?DAISY, the cheerful girl who can lift a ... Read more

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In the town of Spring Haven, four children have been selected to compete in the national candymaking contest of a lifetime. Who will make a candy more delicious than the Oozing Crunchorama or the Neon Yellow Lightning Chew?LOGAN, the candymaker’s son, who can detect the color of chocolate by feel alone?MILES, the boy allergic to rowboats and the color pink?DAISY, the cheerful girl who can lift a
... Read more

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Have Space Suit—Will Travel

by Robert A. Heinlein ...

Narrated by Mark Turetsky ...

Unabridged

8 hours 53 min

From the mind of the storyteller who has captured the imagination of readers from around the world and across generations comes this classic work of science fiction.First prize in the Skyway Soap slogan contest was an all-expenses-paid trip to the moon. The consolation prize was an authentic space suit, and when scientifically minded high school senior Kip Russell won it, he knew for certain he ... Read more

$27.95 CAD

From the mind of the storyteller who has captured the imagination of readers from around the world and across generations comes this classic work of science fiction.First prize in the Skyway Soap slogan contest was an all-expenses-paid trip to the moon. The consolation prize was an authentic space suit, and when scientifically minded high school senior Kip Russell won it, he knew for certain he
... Read more