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Books narrated by Gregory Dwyer

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    Not A Real Enemy

    The True Story of a Hungarian Jewish Man's Fight for Freedom

    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - Holocaust Survivor True Stories

    Unabridged

    16 hours 1 min

    Hungary, 1944. Almost half a million Jewish Hungarians are deported to Auschwitz. Among the few surviving Hungarian Jews from this era were young men who, like Ervin Wolf, were forced into the brutal Labor Service where they were cut off from the outside world and forced to endure inhumane brutalities and servitude. Once freed, a new oppression took hold as communist rule under Stalin turned ... Read more

    $27.48 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    Escape into Sentience

    A Jurisprudence of Drip

    by Otto Handley ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 6 - Greasepolis

    Unabridged

    5 hours 37 min

    The death of Maxilodimus Cruett, who drowns in a vat of oil, sparks a global controversy. Society becomes divided into Rationalists, Pilgrims, and various new theological groups who debate whether the event was murder, a miracle, or a “merger” of substance and consciousness. Grease itself starts to become sentient—it begins to hum, speak, and eventually organize, eventually forming an ... Read more

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    The Fryer Ascends

    The Gospel of Grease and The Adverb

    by Otto Handley ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - Greasepolis

    Unabridged

    3 hours 23 min

    The Fryer Ascends is a theological and culinary epic detailing a conflict between the forces of flavor and imperfection (represented by the prophets Frank and Glen the Fryer) and the forces of order and blandness (led by the metaphysical entity Softly, the Adverb, and the Bureau of Blandness). The narrative charts Frank’s journey as he confronts Softly’s attempts to sterilize existence by ... Read more

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    A Papal Emulsification

    The Sanctified Viscosity of Frank and Grease

    by Otto Handley ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 5 - Greasepolis

    Unabridged

    5 hours

    This is the story of a theological conflict concerning the concepts of “grace” versus “grease.” The “cult of Frank,” a religious movement advocating the salvific potential of viscosity, frying, and culinary lubrication is gaining many converts. The story opens with a sermon by Father Anselm Loosespring, a Frankite advocate, who promotes “holy grease” as essential for faith, spirituality, and ... Read more

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    The Wombat Ultimatum

    Grease and Grammar: The Adverbial Revolution

    by Otto Handley ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - Greasepolis

    Unabridged

    5 hours 35 min

    The Wombat Ultimatum which describes a chaotic societal crisis following the kidnapping of the adverb “Softly” by marsupial revolutionaries. The main conflict pits the prophetic tobacconist and wombat leader Runciman, who champions “blunt grammar” and the rejection of all adverbs, against the spiritual cooks, Frank and Glen, who represent the esoteric faith of “Greasehood” and the necessity of ... Read more

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    Verbosity Unchained

    The Grammar Wars and The Greasy Trinity

    by Otto Handley ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 7 - Greasepolis

    Unabridged

    7 hours 59 min

    Our story begins with the programmer, Allosaurus Triplicate, who inadvertently creates the Realm of the Unwritten—a dimension populated by unfinished and deleted text fragments that achieve sentience, including the letter V. This symbolic dimension soon descends into turmoil through the creation of Antinomy, a paradoxical entity that seeks to monetize and control all expression, leading to a ... Read more

    $32.15 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    While the Billy Boils

    by Henry Lawson ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...

    Unabridged

    8 hours 26 min

    While the Billy Boils (1896) is a collection of short stories by Australian writer Henry Lawson, portraying life in the Australian outback during the late 19th century. The stories, written with a real touch of dry humor, focus on the struggles of bush workers, swagmen, shearers, and settlers. Lawson captures the themes of rural life, of isolation, resilience, and mateship. It highlights the ... Read more

    $31.54 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    For the Term of His Natural Life

    His Natural Life (as originally printed in instalments)

    by Marcus Clarke ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...

    Unabridged

    19 hours 31 min

    For the Term of His Natural Life can be described as a “ripping yarn.” While it relies on slightly unrealistic coincidences, the story follows the (mis)fortunes of Rufus Dawes, a young man transported for a murder he did not commit. The story also explores the harsh environment and the often inhumane treatment meted out to the convicts in the early penal settlements, some of whom were transported ... Read more

    $48.03 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    The Pageants

    Unabridged

    6 hours 12 min

    Shakespeare’s history plays fall into two categories: political dramas and propagandistic pageants. The second category is comprised of the two plays in this presentation, Henry V and Henry VIII.These two plays have many elements in common. An underlying theme is the necessity and glory of government by sovereign royalty. Each play is presented by a chorus, who defines the action and intent of the ... Read more

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    The Distress of the Sharp

    The Metaphysics of C Sharp and Grease

    by Otto Handley ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - Greasepolis

    Unabridged

    4 hours 26 min

    A metaphysical crisis occurs when the note C sharp mysteriously vanishes after being played perfectly by the pianist Jonathan Blenheim. The absence causes tonal collapse worldwide, leading to chaos in orchestras and triggering a bureaucratic panic at the Bureau of Eclectic Notation (BEN). The Bureau attempts to force the note D Flat into substitution, to be met with fierce opposition by D Flat. ... Read more

    $27.95 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    The War in the Air

    by H. G. Wells ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...

    Unabridged

    11 hours 19 min

    Bert Smallways, a “kind of bicycle engineer,” is creatively trying to avoid bankruptcy when he meets by chance a certain Mr. Butteridge—the inventor of a new form of aircraft. Butteridge, Bert discovers, has plans to sell his invention either to British Government—or to the Germans, if the British won’t have it.When one of Butteridge’s aircrafts is shot down whilst Bert is aboard, Bert stumbles ... Read more

    $34.29 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

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    Lightning Tracks

    by A. A. Kinsela ...
    Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - Song Gate Series

    Unabridged

    10 hours 12 min

    Nick isn’t a warrior. He knows some basic karate, but that’s it. So when an assassin turns up to settle a blood debt, Nick narrowly escapes with his life. In his haste, he unwittingly flees to Korelios, a place he thought existed only in his eccentric aunt’s ancient legends. All too soon, he finds himself caught in the middle of a war, and he must make an impossible choice: do his duty or follow ... Read more

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