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The Legend of Wolf-Mommy

by Glen Nuzzles, Gertie Nuzzles ...

The golden sunlight of the meadow surrounds you, replacing the harsh mall flourescent bulbs. A sweet breeze and an even sweeter truth caress your mind and body. You are the Wolf Mommy. ... Read more

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The golden sunlight of the meadow surrounds you, replacing the harsh mall flourescent bulbs. A sweet breeze and an even sweeter truth caress your mind and body. You are the Wolf Mommy.
... Read more
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Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My!

Humorous Horror

by Sarina Dorie ...

Narrated by Glen Nuzzles ...

Series Audiobook 2 - A Collection of Funny Short Stories
Abridged

3 hours 11 min

Welcome to these paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you.This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest paranormal, and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as:Putting the Romance ... Read more

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Welcome to these paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you.This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest paranormal, and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as:Putting the Romance
... Read more
Interstellar Tech Support

by Sarina Dorie ...

"Interstellar Tech Support," is a quirky 1600 word science fiction story about a man experiencing technical difficulties in space while under alien attack—made worse by the service provider that is supposed to aid him with his futuristic technology. This is a fun read for anyone who has experienced poor customer service, been put on hold and been asked twenty questions by tech support. This story ... Read more

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"Interstellar Tech Support," is a quirky 1600 word science fiction story about a man experiencing technical difficulties in space while under alien attack—made worse by the service provider that is supposed to aid him with his futuristic technology. This is a fun read for anyone who has experienced poor customer service, been put on hold and been asked twenty questions by tech support. This story
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The Office Messiah

by Sarina Dorie ...

You think your office is bad? At least you don't have an intern who turns the ink in the copy machine to wine or someone who brings loaves and fishes into the office and stinks it up. Imagine "Office Space" meets the Holy Bible. "The Office Messiah" was originally published by Bards and Sages. This quirky comedy is about 1240 words. ... Read more

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You think your office is bad? At least you don't have an intern who turns the ink in the copy machine to wine or someone who brings loaves and fishes into the office and stinks it up. Imagine "Office Space" meets the Holy Bible. "The Office Messiah" was originally published by Bards and Sages. This quirky comedy is about 1240 words.
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No One Expects the Tiny Man

by Glen Nuzzles ...

'No One Expects the Tiny Man' is the story of a new employee at a company that is housed in an old building. He learns that there is more evil within those walls than the pant suits would suggest. A classic fight between good and evil, a talking cat, diarrhea, and the power of a woman's foot all combine to make a compelling story thats hard to put down. The guy wins in the end. ... Read more

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'No One Expects the Tiny Man' is the story of a new employee at a company that is housed in an old building. He learns that there is more evil within those walls than the pant suits would suggest. A classic fight between good and evil, a talking cat, diarrhea, and the power of a woman's foot all combine to make a compelling story thats hard to put down. The guy wins in the end.
... Read more
Why Did the Vampire Cross the Road (and Other Jokes That Could Result in Death)

by Sarina Dorie ...

Alexandre Leblanc is a 250 year old Frenchman who is inexplicably immortal. More than anything else he would like to join his beloved and die on their anniversary. Madame Lucja, Gypsy extraordinaire, advises that he will get his wish if he can make a vampire laugh—and she knows just the vampire to introduce him to! Unfortunately, the vampire is taciturn and frowns at his jokes. Worse yet, she ... Read more

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Alexandre Leblanc is a 250 year old Frenchman who is inexplicably immortal. More than anything else he would like to join his beloved and die on their anniversary. Madame Lucja, Gypsy extraordinaire, advises that he will get his wish if he can make a vampire laugh—and she knows just the vampire to introduce him to! Unfortunately, the vampire is taciturn and frowns at his jokes. Worse yet, she
... Read more
The Optimist Police

by Sarina Dorie ...

"The Optimist Police," is a humorous story about one man's struggle in a society with unrealistic expectations about positive attitude. The 3000 word story was originally published by New Myths. ... Read more

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"The Optimist Police," is a humorous story about one man's struggle in a society with unrealistic expectations about positive attitude. The 3000 word story was originally published by New Myths.
... Read more
A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans

by Sarina Dorie ...

A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans is cute and quirky list of guidelines every ghost in the afterlife should practice.This flash fiction story (under 1000 words) won the Whidbey Student Choice Award in 2011. ... Read more

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A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans is cute and quirky list of guidelines every ghost in the afterlife should practice.This flash fiction story (under 1000 words) won the Whidbey Student Choice Award in 2011.
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Blackboard Galaxy

by Sarina Dorie ...

Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers.This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching middle ... Read more

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Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers.This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching middle
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Fairies, Robots and Unicorns--Oh My!

by Sarina Dorie ...

Adult Warning: These stories contain randy robots, naughty fairies and lawyers who fantasize about Star Trek. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest science fiction stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:Debbie Does Delta DraconisEels for HeelsRoboroticaThe Optimist PoliceLady ... Read more

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Adult Warning: These stories contain randy robots, naughty fairies and lawyers who fantasize about Star Trek. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest science fiction stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:Debbie Does Delta DraconisEels for HeelsRoboroticaThe Optimist PoliceLady
... Read more
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy

by Sarina Dorie ...

When a videographer decides to record a "Thriller" video with real zombies, he quickly finds out dead men can't dance—and are much more inclined to eat brains. Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer's School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger's plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they ... Read more

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When a videographer decides to record a "Thriller" video with real zombies, he quickly finds out dead men can't dance—and are much more inclined to eat brains. Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer's School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger's plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they
... Read more
The Pinocchio Complex

by Sarina Dorie ...

Geppetto's heart can only break so many times. After his biological child dies, he secretly builds a robot in his likeness--despite the laws against doing so--only for Pinocchio to leave him, believing he is a real boy. When a mysterious woman comes to Geppetto with a request to build her a daughter, she knows too much about Geppetto's secrets--and has some of her own. "The Pinocchio Complex," is ... Read more

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Geppetto's heart can only break so many times. After his biological child dies, he secretly builds a robot in his likeness--despite the laws against doing so--only for Pinocchio to leave him, believing he is a real boy. When a mysterious woman comes to Geppetto with a request to build her a daughter, she knows too much about Geppetto's secrets--and has some of her own. "The Pinocchio Complex," is
... Read more