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Bad Dogs Have More Fun

Selected Writings on Family, Animals and Life from the Philadelphia Inquirer

by John Grogan ...

Narrated by Arte Johnson ...

Unabridged

6 hours 8 min

This is an unforgettable collection of more than 75 newspaper columns by John Grogan, the New York Times best-selling author of Marley & Me. Combining humor, wit, poignancy, and affection, these columns provide insight into the intriguing and wonderful world we live in. Whether writing about animals (from dogs to elephants to geese!), life's foibles and farces, family (not just his own), or ... Read more

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This is an unforgettable collection of more than 75 newspaper columns by John Grogan, the New York Times best-selling author of Marley & Me. Combining humor, wit, poignancy, and affection, these columns provide insight into the intriguing and wonderful world we live in. Whether writing about animals (from dogs to elephants to geese!), life's foibles and farces, family (not just his own), or
... Read more
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Pastwatch

The Redemption of Christopher Columbus

by Orson Scott Card, Stefan Rudnicki, Stefan Rudnicki ...

Narrated by Orson Scott Card, Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk, Stefan Rudnicki, a full cast0 ...

Unabridged

13 hours 32 min

In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough, a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate in, the events of the past.A small group of scientists and historians, carefully trained, spend their days viewing the human past through a machine, the TruSiteII. It takes a particular talent to ... Read more

$32.15 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough, a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate in, the events of the past.A small group of scientists and historians, carefully trained, spend their days viewing the human past through a machine, the TruSiteII. It takes a particular talent to
... Read more
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

by Dave Barry ...

Narrated by John Ritter, Arte Johnson ...

Unabridged

6 hours 56 min

Tupperware ladies, eighties people, and leisure concept salesmen beware: Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe! In this collection of eighty essays, the inimitable columnist observes everything that makes America the unique, special place you've grown to love: taxes, toilets, airbags, baseball, beer commercials, and numerous other American artifacts.With his beloved brand of zany humor, ... Read more

$55.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

Also available as: eBook

Tupperware ladies, eighties people, and leisure concept salesmen beware: Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe! In this collection of eighty essays, the inimitable columnist observes everything that makes America the unique, special place you've grown to love: taxes, toilets, airbags, baseball, beer commercials, and numerous other American artifacts.With his beloved brand of zany humor,
... Read more

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The False Gems & Other Tales of Obsession

by Guy de Maupassant ...

Narrated by Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle de Cuir, Justine Eyre, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Simon Vance, various narrators ...

Unabridged

7 hours 59 min

Guy de Maupassant was a master of the short-story genre, producing more than three hundred during his lifetime. These concise stories contain twists and shocking turns, and range from the fantastic and supernatural, with characters descending into madness and their most base desires, to the challenges of marriage and parenthood, and to the broader philosophical ruminations on the nature of regret ... Read more

$27.95 CAD

Guy de Maupassant was a master of the short-story genre, producing more than three hundred during his lifetime. These concise stories contain twists and shocking turns, and range from the fantastic and supernatural, with characters descending into madness and their most base desires, to the challenges of marriage and parenthood, and to the broader philosophical ruminations on the nature of regret
... Read more
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The Willoughbys

by Lois Lowry ...

Narrated by Arte Johnson ...

Series Audiobook 1 - The Willoughbys
Unabridged

2 hours 56 min

**Now a Netflix animated film starring Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Alessia Cara, Terry Crews, Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Séan Cullen, and Ricky Gervais!From the Newbery Medal-winning author of The Giver and Number the Stars, comes a "hilarious" (Booklist, starred review) and wonderfully old-fashioned story about a mother and father who are all too eager to be rid of their four children . . . and ... Read more

$19.99 CAD

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**Now a Netflix animated film starring Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Alessia Cara, Terry Crews, Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Séan Cullen, and Ricky Gervais!From the Newbery Medal-winning author of The Giver and Number the Stars, comes a "hilarious" (Booklist, starred review) and wonderfully old-fashioned story about a mother and father who are all too eager to be rid of their four children . . . and
... Read more

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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex

by Dave Barry ...

Narrated by Arte Johnson ...

Abridged

1 hour 34 min

The acclaimed humorist explains how to make a tiny person in only nine months—with tools you probably have around the house! For decades, beloved humorist Dave Barry has tackled the major tribulations—not to mention the petty annoyances—of everyday life. In Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, Barry offers his wacky perspective on sex, childbirth, parenting, and other forms of slow, cruel torture. For ... Read more

$15.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

The acclaimed humorist explains how to make a tiny person in only nine months—with tools you probably have around the house! For decades, beloved humorist Dave Barry has tackled the major tribulations—not to mention the petty annoyances—of everyday life. In Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, Barry offers his wacky perspective on sex, childbirth, parenting, and other forms of slow, cruel torture. For
... Read more
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The Poetry of Robert Frost

by Robert Frost ...

Narrated by Kevin McCarthy, Melissa Manchester, Elliott Gould, Arte Johnson, Susan Anspach, Joel Grey, Alfre Woodard, Roscoe Lee Browne, Michael Tucker, Jean Smart ...

Unabridged

1 hour 40 min

Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance. This brilliant collection features some of Frost's greatest works, including "The Road Not Taken," "Asking for Roses," "The Death of the Hired Man," "In the ... Read more

$32.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance. This brilliant collection features some of Frost's greatest works, including "The Road Not Taken," "Asking for Roses," "The Death of the Hired Man," "In the
... Read more
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Drowned Hopes

by Donald E Westlake ...

Narrated by Arte Johnson ...

Series series Dortmunder
Abridged

2 hours 38 min

A comic crime masterpiece featuring anti-hero John Dortmunder.Arriving home after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate that everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life. Tom Jimson needs Dortmunder's help. Thirty years before his last prison stretch, Tom had pulled a big job up near Albany, one that left a cool ... Read more

$32.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

Also available as: eBook

A comic crime masterpiece featuring anti-hero John Dortmunder.Arriving home after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate that everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life. Tom Jimson needs Dortmunder's help. Thirty years before his last prison stretch, Tom had pulled a big job up near Albany, one that left a cool
... Read more

Also available as: eBook
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Trust Me on This

by Donald Westlake ...

Narrated by Arte Johnson ...

Abridged

2 hours 47 min

What would it take to lure a serious young newswoman from a respectable New England paper to the most notorious supermarket tabloid in America? How about a promise of a salary that's triple what she's making? Sara Joslyn is fresh from journalism school and ready to take on the world. She has to settle for a sensational gossip rag where no low is too low, and no story is too outlandish to print. En ... Read more

$32.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

Also available as: eBook

What would it take to lure a serious young newswoman from a respectable New England paper to the most notorious supermarket tabloid in America? How about a promise of a salary that's triple what she's making? Sara Joslyn is fresh from journalism school and ready to take on the world. She has to settle for a sensational gossip rag where no low is too low, and no story is too outlandish to print. En
... Read more

Also available as: eBook
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And then Tiger Told the Shark

A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of All Time

by Done Wade ...

Narrated by Arte Johnson ...

Unabridged

3 hours 17 min

Don Wade has proved himself to be golf's master storyteller. He returns once again with this truly delightful collection of real-life stories from and about the world's greatest golfers. This collection of anecdotes brings together past heroes like Ben Hogan and Sam Snead and living legends like Chi-Chi Rodriguez and Jack Nicklaus with current stars of today. You'll hear about Frank Sinatra's ... Read more

$39.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

Don Wade has proved himself to be golf's master storyteller. He returns once again with this truly delightful collection of real-life stories from and about the world's greatest golfers. This collection of anecdotes brings together past heroes like Ben Hogan and Sam Snead and living legends like Chi-Chi Rodriguez and Jack Nicklaus with current stars of today. You'll hear about Frank Sinatra's
... Read more
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Resonance

by A.J. Scudiere ...

Narrated by Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle De Cuir, Carrington McDuffie, Stefan Rudnicki, David Birney, Rosalyn Landor, Arte Johnson ...

Unabridged

16 hours 20 min

When the Earth's magnetic poles begin trading places, four scientists will have to race against time to save humanity.Dr. Becky Sorenson has found a cache of frogs with a very high mutation rate...and some odd behaviors. Dr. David Carter's core earth samples seem to indicate the next polar reversal will be worse than predicted. And CDC researchers Jordan and Jillian are looking at a strange new ... Read more

$14.95 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

When the Earth's magnetic poles begin trading places, four scientists will have to race against time to save humanity.Dr. Becky Sorenson has found a cache of frogs with a very high mutation rate...and some odd behaviors. Dr. David Carter's core earth samples seem to indicate the next polar reversal will be worse than predicted. And CDC researchers Jordan and Jillian are looking at a strange new
... Read more
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Flux

Tales of Human Futures

by Orson Scott Card, Stefan Rudnicki, Kirk Miller, Judy Young0, Gabrielle de Cuir1 ...

Narrated by Orson Scott Card, Paul Boehmer, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, others, Don Leslie, Scott Brick ...

Series Audiobook 2 - The Maps in a Mirror Series
Unabridged

8 hours 20 min

This second volume of Orson Scott Card's five-book anthology of short stories features seven tales exploring possible future scenarios for the human race.A Thousand Deaths In Soviet-occupied America, Jerry Crove is found guilty and convicted of knowing about the planned assassination of a Russian high official and not reporting it to the authorities. Instead of a forced confession and apology on ... Read more

$23.75 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

This second volume of Orson Scott Card's five-book anthology of short stories features seven tales exploring possible future scenarios for the human race.A Thousand Deaths In Soviet-occupied America, Jerry Crove is found guilty and convicted of knowing about the planned assassination of a Russian high official and not reporting it to the authorities. Instead of a forced confession and apology on
... Read more