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  • Audiobook

    Semi-Charmed Midlife

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 14 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    4 hours 34 min

    Welcome to my midlife. It’s a hot mess. It’s complicated. It’s hilarious. And, if I’m not careful, it’s going to kill me.The entity in charge of everything—and I mean everything—has lost Its ever-loving mind, and it’s up to me and my nearest and dearest to fix it. This deity is dangerous and out for blood—my daughter’s included.So, we’re going after it before it comes after us. I’ve called in the ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Johnson Jones’ Diary

    Narrated by David Brenin ...
    Series Audiobook 5 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    3 hours 1 min

    A fabulous mash-up of three of my favorite characters from three of my favorite series?Umm… Yes, please!Johnson from My Big Fat hairy Wedding, Dwayne from Shift Happens and Zorro from Magic and Mayhem are hanging out together and having the time of their lives.Get ready for one wild and hilarious ride with Johnson Jones’ Diary—adventure, mistaken identities, love, fashion, belly laughs and of ... Read more

    $14.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Run for Your Midlife

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 9 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    6 hours 3 min

    Lately, my life has been a big, fat, hairy midlife crisis. I could really go for a boring day or three.Apparently, there’s no rest for the over-forty crowd.Yes, I have fabulous friends.Yes, I have a beautiful baby.Yes, the ghosts are coming back home. Yes, I’m in love with the Grim Reaper.However, that sexy Demon has got some major ’splainin’ to do … like his possible involvement in the shocking ... Read more

    $22.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Another Underworld

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 6 - Good to the Last Demon

    Unabridged

    3 hours 49 min

    What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she’s an immortal Demon Goddess and that she’s pissed off the wrong entity?A sitcom starring Demons and munchkins, of course.Is reality weirder than fiction?Yes. Yes it is.I just lived through a dream state mash-up of The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, and Survivor. You’d think I’d catch a break. You would be incorrect.After ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    A Leaner Meaner Midlife

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 11 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    4 hours 26 min

    I want to live my life in peace for a little while as opposed to pieces. I don’t know who I have to bribe to catch a break, but I’m willing to pay the big bucks.Apparently, no one got the memo. Midlife is one messy ride.Fine. I’m off to Lexington, Kentucky to find a self-proclaimed dragon who sports a mullet, beer belly, and delusions of Immortal grandeur. This time he’s gone too far. He’s messed ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    All the Write Moves

    Narrated by Hollis McCarthy ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    5 hours 38 min

    Going to Hell has never been on my bucket list … until now.The fact that I can speak that sentence without laughing or losing my mind is absurd. However, my life has veered into a very tricky tale that rivals any of my books.The villain has been banished. I’ve written her right into an infernal doom. Unfortunately, a few of my very dear friends, fictional and real, have been caught up in the ... Read more

    $16.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    My Big Fat Hairy Wedding

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    2 hours 16 min

    A forty-something Werewolf supermodel, five supernaturally screwed up bridesmaids, and a demonic mother of the groom determined to ruin the wedding.Awesome … not.How has my life come to this? Not sure who I screwed over in a past life to end up with a heinous mother-in-law who thinks my wedding is for her. If I didn’t love Chance more than myself—which is a lot—I’d rethink the entire hot mess ... Read more

    $14.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Blaze of Our Lives

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 5 - Good to the Last Demon

    Unabridged

    4 hours 43 min

    An unemployed actress turned Demon Goddess ends up with another Goddess treating her brain like a vacation rental. Sounds like a log line from a crappy B-Movie, right? Well, unfortunately, this horror flick is reality TV at its most dramatic.Welcome to B*tch Goddess Cecily’s World.Lights. Camera. Action!The show must go on … even if it takes a U-turn into Hell. I have too much to lose if Pandora ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Guiding Blight

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - Good to the Last Demon

    Unabridged

    4 hours 24 min

    I crashed the Immortal party and it ended with a surprise encore … a big one.I thought being a Demon sucked, but being a Demon Goddess is a whole ’nother level. Life had been so much easier when I was just a forty-year-old has-been actress trying to make a comeback in the land of Botox and BS.For the love of everything absurd, I was just getting used to being a Demon … and BAM … all of a sudden I ... Read more

    $19.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    You May Be Write

    My So-Called Mystical Midlife Book 2

    Narrated by Hollis McCarthy ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series

    Unabridged

    7 hours 31 min

    No one in their right freaking mind ever said midlife was magical.Apparently it is.Or at least mine is …Once upon a time there was a paranormal romance author who caught her husband in a compromising position. One divorce later, she’s free and ready to start her new life at forty-two.Right?Wrong.Divorced idiot ex: CheckSaved idiot ex from getting murdered by his new nasty gal pal: CheckIdiot ex ... Read more

    $16.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    It’s a Matter of Midlife and Death

    Narrated by Jessica Almasy ...
    Series Audiobook 6 - The Good to the Last Death Series

    Unabridged

    6 hours 33 min

    Midlife is madness—magical, messy, and one freaking crisis after another.With a new job I didn’t apply for and an extended family I didn’t know I had—midlife has become somewhat problematic. Gluing ghosts back together is easy compared to my new celestial occupation.The Grim Reaper wants to put a ring on it. Tim wants to be a father. Candy Vargo has lost her damn mind, and Jennifer thinks we’re ... Read more

    $16.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    The Newly Witch Game

    Narrated by Stephanie Riggio ...
    Series Audiobook 10 - The Magic and Mayhem Series

    Unabridged

    4 hours 38 min

    It’s all fun and games until someone throws a dirty jumper rollup and you lose out in the Cornhole tournament of life.According to Baba Yoscarybutt, it’s time for me to witch up or step back down into the Cornholio minor leagues. While Cornhole is definitely not my beanbag, I can’t stand to lose.I don’t want to be the next Baba Yaga. I’m doing just peachy as the Shifter Wanker who heals the clumsy ... Read more

    $14.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus