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  • Fresh Yo Mama Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Are you tired of the same old, same old? Yo Mama jokes don't have to be stale. Here is a collection of over 300 fresh Yo Mama jokes. Yo Mama is so naive that she thought artificial intelligence was something that she could go out and buy to make herself smarter. Yo Mama is so possessive that you and yo papa have big signs tattooed on your foreheads saying 'Property of Big Mama'. Yo Mama is so ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • Romance Explored

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Romance Explored is a collection of poems dealing with contemporary love and romance. See if this little sample does it for you: Yes I was a fool Listening to his patter It was too smooth This patina of burnished steel The man could have seduced Anything, anyone and anytime And he did Me and a dozen others besides Including the guy down at the hardware store I should have known his wolfish ways He ... Read more

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  • Animal Jokes for Kids

    by Sandra Staines ...
    I had a dog called Rover. He left home and never came back. I had a dog called Tiger. He kept stalking me. I had a dog called Boss. He kept trying to tell me what to do. What did the one gibbon say to the other gibbon? Gibbon the way I feel about you we ought to get married. What did the one stork say to the other stork? Stop storking me. What did the one warthog say to the other warthog? Warts ... Read more

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  • Animal Riddles and Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Did you hear about the cat that had thirteen kittens? She was fined for littering. What is the definition of catlike? It is what a cat does when it goes on Facebook. What did the ram saw to the ewe when he proposed? Wool you marry me? Which is a cow's favourite city? Bullawayo. Why do cows love riding in elevators? They love the moozak. ... Read more

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  • Jokes, Riddles and Rhymes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    A kudu went into business with a pride of lions and a cheetah but he quit after a few months. He kudun't cope with all that lion and that cheetah. What do you call a vegetarian vampire bat? Dead. What did the steak say to the knife? It cuts me up the way you treat me. What do you get if you cross spinach with candy? Something kids hate but which they can't resist. ... Read more

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  • 200 Silly Riddles for Kids Aged 6 to 12

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Exactly as it says on the cover this is a collection of 200 silly, corny, groan-out-loud riddles of the kind that kids just love. Indulge them, or yourself, and prepare for your ears to be assaulted by silly riddles. What kind of flower has a name that sounds like a person’s name? Daffodil (Daff O’Dil) What kind of worm is good at measuring things? Tapeworm How does an alligator eat cookies? By ... Read more

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  • Rainbow Safari

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Take your tiny tot on a Rainbow Safari, where the animals look familiar enough but are bright and fun, just the way their imagination likes things. Who says zebras have to be black and white? There’s a paint pot on the loose and it has wreaked havoc with the wild animals out on the bush. With poems for you to read to your child and illustrations for them to enjoy; this ebook is best suited to a ... Read more

    $1.99 USD

  • If

    by Sandra Staines ...
    ‘If’ is a collection of nonsense verse and silly rhymes for parent to read to their tiny tots. It encourages children to use their imaginations to picture an alternate world where things are not as they are now. The word ‘If’ is the starting point for many a flight of fancy as well as the initial building block of much that we take for granted today. Help your little one start a voyage of ... Read more

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  • Nursery Rhymes for the Digital Age

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Do you remember the nursery rhymes you used to enjoy as a child? They have now been updated for the digital age. Please Note: Although this is not an 'adult content' book it is not intended for children, but for adults as it requires a certain level of sophistication to understand the humour. One, Two, Three, Four, Five One, Two, Three, Four, Five People once caught fish alive Now they do their ... Read more

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  • Fun Verse for Young Ones

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Fun Verse for Young Ones is a collection of fun poems which parents can read to their young children to encourage a love of language. Using humour and rhyme allows children to discover the vibrancy of the English language and shows them how playful language can be. Topics covered include counting, multiplication, the alphabet as well as just silly, fun verse that hopefully will encourage young ... Read more

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  • Bouncy Knock Knock Jokes

    by Sandra Staines ...
    Knock knock! Who's there? Simon. Simon who? Simon Aim. Simon Aim. Yeah! Wow, I could have a hit record with that. Knock knock! Who's there? Delaware. Delaware who? Delaware you've been missing him so Del's come to visit you. Knock knock! Who's there? Cod. Cod who? Cod you let me in please? Knock knock! Who's there? Plaice. Plaice who? Place looks pretty run down. Are you not doing any maintenance? ... Read more

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  • I Want to Go to Goa

    by Sandra Staines ...
    ‘I Want to Go to Goa’ is a collection of fun poems for older children who have good reading skills or for parents to read to younger children. The poems are all about travel and visiting different countries, and cities, around the world. I want to go to Goa I want to see the sea I’ll sit on the beach On my chair made of beech And drink many cups of tea I will sing the songs that we sang at school ... Read more

    $1.99 USD