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The Man Who Tried to Impress Thomas Aquinas

by Otto Handley ...

What happens when theology works exactly as intended—and someone notices?Sent to Paris to study under Thomas Aquinas, the earnest Agnello degli Cipolle believes he has come in search of truth. What he finds instead is a system: polished, procedural, and exquisitely capable of absorbing doubt without ever acknowledging it.As Agnello struggles to reconcile holiness with gluttony, abstraction, and ... Read more

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What happens when theology works exactly as intended—and someone notices?Sent to Paris to study under Thomas Aquinas, the earnest Agnello degli Cipolle believes he has come in search of truth. What he finds instead is a system: polished, procedural, and exquisitely capable of absorbing doubt without ever acknowledging it.As Agnello struggles to reconcile holiness with gluttony, abstraction, and
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Escape into Sentience

A Jurisprudence of Drip

by Otto Handley ...

Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...

Series Audiobook 6 - Greasepolis
Unabridged

5 hours 37 min

The death of Maxilodimus Cruett, who drowns in a vat of oil, sparks a global controversy. Society becomes divided into Rationalists, Pilgrims, and various new theological groups who debate whether the event was murder, a miracle, or a “merger” of substance and consciousness. Grease itself starts to become sentient—it begins to hum, speak, and eventually organize, eventually forming an ... Read more

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The death of Maxilodimus Cruett, who drowns in a vat of oil, sparks a global controversy. Society becomes divided into Rationalists, Pilgrims, and various new theological groups who debate whether the event was murder, a miracle, or a “merger” of substance and consciousness. Grease itself starts to become sentient—it begins to hum, speak, and eventually organize, eventually forming an
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The Fryer Ascends

The Gospel of Grease and The Adverb

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Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...

Series Audiobook 2 - Greasepolis
Unabridged

3 hours 23 min

The Fryer Ascends is a theological and culinary epic detailing a conflict between the forces of flavor and imperfection (represented by the prophets Frank and Glen the Fryer) and the forces of order and blandness (led by the metaphysical entity Softly, the Adverb, and the Bureau of Blandness). The narrative charts Frank’s journey as he confronts Softly’s attempts to sterilize existence by ... Read more

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The Fryer Ascends is a theological and culinary epic detailing a conflict between the forces of flavor and imperfection (represented by the prophets Frank and Glen the Fryer) and the forces of order and blandness (led by the metaphysical entity Softly, the Adverb, and the Bureau of Blandness). The narrative charts Frank’s journey as he confronts Softly’s attempts to sterilize existence by
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Promptness and Other Errors

by Otto Handley ...

Promptness and Other Errors is a quietly surreal novel about systems that function perfectly while meaning slips sideways. Set in a recognisable contemporary city that is always slightly out of alignment with itself, the book follows no central plot and no conventional protagonist. Instead, it traces a sequence of incidents—domestic, bureaucratic, atmospheric, and metaphysical—in which everyday ... Read more

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Promptness and Other Errors is a quietly surreal novel about systems that function perfectly while meaning slips sideways. Set in a recognisable contemporary city that is always slightly out of alignment with itself, the book follows no central plot and no conventional protagonist. Instead, it traces a sequence of incidents—domestic, bureaucratic, atmospheric, and metaphysical—in which everyday
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The Story of Glen

by Otto Handley ...

The Story of Glen: The Search for FrankA Chronicle of Viscous Revelation and the Golden-Crisp SoulThis pseudo-theological narrative chronicles details the spiritual journey of a man named Glen, who is called to become The Fryer, a prophet of viscosity and fried food. Included among the significant issues and events are The Fryer's inital revelation, a growing understanding of the doctrine of ... Read more

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The Story of Glen: The Search for FrankA Chronicle of Viscous Revelation and the Golden-Crisp SoulThis pseudo-theological narrative chronicles details the spiritual journey of a man named Glen, who is called to become The Fryer, a prophet of viscosity and fried food. Included among the significant issues and events are The Fryer's inital revelation, a growing understanding of the doctrine of
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Promptness and Other Errors

The Anatomy of Existential Errors

by Otto Handley ...

Narrated by Lyndal Curran Doolan ...

Unabridged

5 hours 2 min

This surreal collection of vignettes explores a world where linear time and logic have fractured, replaced by a state of “administrative continuation” where life moves sideways rather than forward. The narrative personifies the mundane, granting agency and existential dread to everyday objects like toasters, bus signs, and office printers, all of which struggle to perform their functions in a ... Read more

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This surreal collection of vignettes explores a world where linear time and logic have fractured, replaced by a state of “administrative continuation” where life moves sideways rather than forward. The narrative personifies the mundane, granting agency and existential dread to everyday objects like toasters, bus signs, and office printers, all of which struggle to perform their functions in a
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The Man Who Tried to Impress the Man Who Wasn’t There

by Otto Handley ...

Otto Handley's The Man Who Tried to Impress the Man Who Wasn't There is a surrealist exploration of corporate psychology, metaphysical guilt, and the suffocating nature of internalised standards. The narrative follows Evan Evanescent, a quality assessor whose obsession with an enigmatic poem leads him to perceive a silent, invisible judge haunting his workplace and home. This perceived evaluative ... Read more

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Otto Handley's The Man Who Tried to Impress the Man Who Wasn't There is a surrealist exploration of corporate psychology, metaphysical guilt, and the suffocating nature of internalised standards. The narrative follows Evan Evanescent, a quality assessor whose obsession with an enigmatic poem leads him to perceive a silent, invisible judge haunting his workplace and home. This perceived evaluative
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A Papal Emulsification

The Sanctified Viscosity of Frank and Grease

by Otto Handley ...

Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...

Series Audiobook 5 - Greasepolis
Unabridged

5 hours

This is the story of a theological conflict concerning the concepts of “grace” versus “grease.” The “cult of Frank,” a religious movement advocating the salvific potential of viscosity, frying, and culinary lubrication is gaining many converts. The story opens with a sermon by Father Anselm Loosespring, a Frankite advocate, who promotes “holy grease” as essential for faith, spirituality, and ... Read more

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This is the story of a theological conflict concerning the concepts of “grace” versus “grease.” The “cult of Frank,” a religious movement advocating the salvific potential of viscosity, frying, and culinary lubrication is gaining many converts. The story opens with a sermon by Father Anselm Loosespring, a Frankite advocate, who promotes “holy grease” as essential for faith, spirituality, and
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Verbosity Unchained

The Grammar Wars and The Greasy Trinity

by Otto Handley ...

Narrated by Gregory Dwyer ...

Series Audiobook 7 - Greasepolis
Unabridged

7 hours 59 min

Our story begins with the programmer, Allosaurus Triplicate, who inadvertently creates the Realm of the Unwritten—a dimension populated by unfinished and deleted text fragments that achieve sentience, including the letter V. This symbolic dimension soon descends into turmoil through the creation of Antinomy, a paradoxical entity that seeks to monetize and control all expression, leading to a ... Read more

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Our story begins with the programmer, Allosaurus Triplicate, who inadvertently creates the Realm of the Unwritten—a dimension populated by unfinished and deleted text fragments that achieve sentience, including the letter V. This symbolic dimension soon descends into turmoil through the creation of Antinomy, a paradoxical entity that seeks to monetize and control all expression, leading to a
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The Suburban Pilgrim

by Otto Handley ...

The Suburban Pilgrim is the story of a man named Kevin, who leaves the mundane "City of Convenience" after experiencing persistent existential unease, symbolised by a ringing in his ears. Kevin's journey becomes a spiritual quest mapped as a physical road, where he encounters various obstacles representing contemporary distractions, such as Life Coach, Fundamentalist, the Bog of Rationalization, ... Read more

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The Suburban Pilgrim is the story of a man named Kevin, who leaves the mundane "City of Convenience" after experiencing persistent existential unease, symbolised by a ringing in his ears. Kevin's journey becomes a spiritual quest mapped as a physical road, where he encounters various obstacles representing contemporary distractions, such as Life Coach, Fundamentalist, the Bog of Rationalization,
... Read more
Kant's Trousers

by Otto Handley ...

Kant's Trousers is a philosophical satire that explores the boundaries of human reason through a fictionalised conflict between Immanuel Kant and Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. The narrative centres on a symbolic event in which Hegel sets fire to Kant's trousers to challenge the elder philosopher's rigid metaphysical frameworks and "fixed" categories. While Kant maintains his dignity by arguing ... Read more

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Kant's Trousers is a philosophical satire that explores the boundaries of human reason through a fictionalised conflict between Immanuel Kant and Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. The narrative centres on a symbolic event in which Hegel sets fire to Kant's trousers to challenge the elder philosopher's rigid metaphysical frameworks and "fixed" categories. While Kant maintains his dignity by arguing
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On Witnessing the Delusion of the Holy Virgin

by Otto Handley ...

Fr Gideon Necrotode undergoes a psychological and spiritual crisis after experiencing a mysterious vision. He find himself confined in a clinical facility that blends medical bureaucracy with metaphysical phenomena. After witnessing a suspected apparition of the Holy Virgin, Fr Necrotode navigates a landscape of humming chairs, shifting mirrors, and institutional forms that attempt to categorise ... Read more

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Fr Gideon Necrotode undergoes a psychological and spiritual crisis after experiencing a mysterious vision. He find himself confined in a clinical facility that blends medical bureaucracy with metaphysical phenomena. After witnessing a suspected apparition of the Holy Virgin, Fr Necrotode navigates a landscape of humming chairs, shifting mirrors, and institutional forms that attempt to categorise
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