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  • Werewolves Don't Eat Brunch / Vampires Suck Bundle

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Two classic movie monsters, together again!Remember when vampires were scary? Yeah, us neither. Between your Twilight and your Vampire: The Masquerade vampires have become the biggest tools in monsterdom, never mind the fact that they weren't exactly firing on all their horror cylinders to begin with. Honestly, have you seen the original Dracula? It has armadillos in it! Fortunately, misanthropic ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Mr. Satanism's Horror-nasium

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Now, get two of Mr. Satanism's infamous horror movie review collections for one low price! And by "one low price", of course, we mean "just slightly cheaper than buying both books separately". Plus, because we're bastards, this compilation contains one bonus review! Ha ha! Take that, obsessive completists! (Collects 66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil and Legendary House of Haunted Hell, in their ... Read more

    $5.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Chronology on Elm Street

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Do the Nightmare on Elm Street movies really occur in the order that they were released? And how does Freddy Krueger's TV show fit in? Or Wes Craven's New Nightmare? What about the music videos? Well fear not, because, like Clarissa, Mr. Satanism is here to explain it all, in his first-ever film guide dedicated exclusively to a single franchise: A Chronology on Elm Street. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Mr. Satanism Irreparably Damages Christmas

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Who doesn't love Christmas? Well, misanthropic movie critic Mr. Satanism, for one. Join him as he lambastes every type of Christmas movie imaginable, from made-for-TV syrup fests to kiddie cartoon obscurities to Christmas-themed slasher trash. It's the perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season! Or in July. Whenever you're reading this. ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Mr. Satanism Rises Again

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    You begged. You pleaded. One of you even shoved a dead cat in his mailbox (although that might have been unrelated). So here, at last, is the new Mr. Satanism film guide YOU demanded: over 200 pages jam-packed (we made the font smaller) with nothing but HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS. That's right, folks, this time it's ALL horror, cover-to-cover. Because when all else fails, Mr. Satanism gives the readers ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • A Collection of Woke Movie Reviews

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    We are less than enthused to announce the publication of a new Mr. Satanism film review book for 2024. We're very sorry. On the plus side, he reviews several movies people have actually heard of this time around. Honestly, though, this is mostly an unapologetic cash-grab. ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • 66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    In 66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil, infamous supervillain-turned-Internet film critic Mr. Satanism sounds off on over 65 movies about the Prince of Darkness, from misguided multi-million dollar sequels to Eurotrash sleaze to home-grown straight-to-DVD disasters, and whether you believe in the Devil or just like banging girls dressed as him on Halloween, you'll laugh yourself sick as he finally ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Close Encounters of the Worst Kind

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    We've all seen at least one movie where a friendly alien visits Earth only to face prejudice and misunderstanding. Well forget those movies. Space aliens should be scary, and the ones featured in Mr. Satanism's latest film guide ARE scary, because he's limited this book to flicks about creepy alien greys, the inscrutible Men in Black, unfathomable government conspiracies, and the like. Most of ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Triskaidekaphilia - Mr. Satanism's 13th Book

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    For once the number 13 is lucky, because for his thirteenth film guide, caustic cinema critic Mr. Satanism has reviewed only movies with "13" in the title. It's nothing but a cheap, lazy gimmick, obviously, but what else would you expect from a disgraced former supervillain turned hack author? Nevertheless, if you have an affinity for the number 13 or just plain hate movies with numbers in the ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • The Not-At-All-Cleverly-Titled Book of Dragon Movies

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Mr. Satanism, the movie critic who takes no prisoners, presents fifty(ish) reviews of dragon movies, from the classic to the obscure, so that you can sleep soundly knowing that you'll never have to suffer through a bad dragon movie again. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Mr. Satanism's Invisible Book

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Quick, name something invisible. If you said something like "Institutional racism!" then don't buy this book, because you're just gonna end up getting ticked off and signing some online petition. If you said "The Invisible Man!" though, or "Those invisible brains from that old black & white movie, what the hell was it called...?", you've come to the right place, because this guide is dedicated ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Werewolves Don't Eat Brunch

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Rage-fueled supervillain-cum-movie critic Mr. Satanism is back, with an entire book dedicated exclusively to werewolf movies. Why? Because he hates himself, apparently. See, despite being one of monsterdom's elite trifecta (alongside Dracula and the Frankenstein Monster) the werewolf hasn't been served too well by Hollywood, or anyone else, for that matter. (The only original Big G Monster Cereal ... Read more

    $2.99 USD