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  • Audiobook

    Five Funerals

    Choose Your Own Perilous Path

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Narrated by L.J. Ganser ...

    Unabridged

    12 hours 37 min

    Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church , kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path —a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies and asks, "What if these kids had a bit more life in them?" What emerges is a book... ... Read more

    $24.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

    Also available as: eBook

    Also available as: eBook

  • Five Funerals

    Choose Your Own Perilous Path

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church , kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path —a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies and asks, "What if these kids had a bit more life in them?" What emerges is a book... ... Read more

    $9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • The Eternal Prison

    by Jeff Somers ...
    A hired gun taken prisoner by a corrupt system battles enemies both human and engineered to survive in this dystopian techno-thriller.Avery Cates is a wanted man. After surviving the worst bioengineered disaster in history, Cates finds himself incarcerated—in Chengara Penitentiary. As Chengara has a survival rate of exactly zero, the system's most famous gunner must do some serious plotting. And a ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • The Electric Church

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series Book 1 - Avery Cates
    A New York hitman is sent to eliminate a charismatic cult leader in this near-future noir that's equal parts Raymond Chandler and William Gibson" ( New York Times– bestselling author James Rollins).In the near future, the only thing growing faster than the criminal population is the Electric Church, a new religion founded by a mysterious man named Dennis Squalor. The Church preaches that life is ... Read more

    $8.09 USD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • Magic is Violence

    Three Ustari Cycle Stories

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series series Ustari Cycle
    If you enjoyed WE ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE, THE STRINGER, THE BOOM BANDS, or LAST BEST DAY, here are three short stories set in the USTARI CYCLE universe!In IDOLATOR, Lem Vonnegan and Pitr Mags chase after a dangerous artifact that could do irreparable damage to the world. In THE BLEEDER, Lem befriends one of the people who make their living bleeding for mages, a relationship that complicates his work ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • Last Best Day

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series series The Ustari Cycle
    The second in a trilogy of three shorts from the “exhilarating…powerful and entertaining” (The Guardian) contemporary fantasy writer Jeff Somers, featuring the blood magician duo from the inventive and darkly comic We Are Not Good People.Buddies Lem and Mags, the con men stars of We Are Not Good People, return in Last Best Day in a gripping race against time. After Lem is taken hostage by a ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • The Digital Plague

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series Book 2 - Avery Cates
    In this "strong techno-thriller, [the] noirish narrative voice stands out as [a] real strength. . . . Compelling writing separates this from similar works" ( Publishers Weekly).Avery Cates is a very rich man. He's probably the richest criminal in New York City. But right now, Avery Cates is pissed. Because everyone around him has just started to die—in a particularly gruesome way. With every ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

    Also available as: Audiobook

    Also available as: Audiobook

  • The Boom Bands

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series series The Ustari Cycle
    Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle—the gritty supernatural series that includes We Are Not Good People from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining" (Guardian) storyteller of the Avery Cates series.For blood mages, the twenty-first century means hiding in the shadows, keeping society unaware of their incredible powers. The power ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • The Stringer

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series series The Ustari Cycle
    **Learn the Words. Get the blood. Rule the world. A stand-alone short story in the Ustari Cycle.Most people never learn what a Stringer is—and their lives are better for it. Lem, however, gets to learn about them and possession by alien intelligences the hard way. A must-read in the gritty supernatural series that includes We Are Not Good People from the "exhilarating, powerful, and entertaining" ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • The Drum Trial

    A Story in the Avery Cates Universe

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series series Avery Cates
    New York is burning.After the assassination of Dennis Squalor came the Monk Riots: Thousands of cyborgs, released from their digital prisons, expressing rage and suffering and insanity through violence and bloodshed. The System Security Force mobilizes with brutal efficiency to restore order, but they take losses—and they’ve been ordered not to go after the man they blame: A young Gunner named ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • Avery Cates: The Machines of War

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series Book 8 - Avery Cates
    Contains four previously published novellas: "The Black Wave," "The Last Mile," "The Ghost Fleet," and "The Salted Earth."Having fled Castelvecchio and the Archangel's forces, Avery Cates and crew have only one move left: To somehow locate and gain access to the Cochtopa facility. Buried under the mountains, that installation was a desperate apocalypse bunker set up in the final days of The System ... Read more

    $0.99 USD

  • The Shattered Gears Omnibus

    by Jeff Somers ...
    Series Book 12 - Avery Cates
    Avery Cates is a bad man. Wandering the ruins of The System, he thinks he's done fighting, done killing—but the world hasn't quite ended yet. When Cates is trapped in an old System prison, he encounters evidence that he's still a person of interest, and this leads him on a journey of revenge and discovery that pits him against the psionic Angels, the remnants of the System Police, and those who ... Read more

    $1.99 USD