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Somebody Get Me A Hammer!!

by Hope Barrett ...

When the machine went into bonus mode, irrespective of whether it was Cleopatra or Used Cars, head-witch would shout to her two followers, "Touch it!" and the two would dutifully start touching the 'belly' of the machine. "Rub it!" she would order, and they would both do as they were told. I don't know which disturbed me more, the fact that Macbeth's witches had escaped into the 21st century and ... Read more

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When the machine went into bonus mode, irrespective of whether it was Cleopatra or Used Cars, head-witch would shout to her two followers, "Touch it!" and the two would dutifully start touching the 'belly' of the machine. "Rub it!" she would order, and they would both do as they were told. I don't know which disturbed me more, the fact that Macbeth's witches had escaped into the 21st century and
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Discovering Oscar

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*"THE classic mid-Victorian pantomime was essentially a fairy play with comedic elements and as such, it was fiercely defended by critics such as John Ruskin and Charles Dickens Jr, journalist son of the great novelist. The man they held chiefly responsible for the 'music hall invasion' was Sir Augustus Harris, the manager of Drury Lane, popularly known as 'the national home of pantomime.'"But in ... Read more

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*"THE classic mid-Victorian pantomime was essentially a fairy play with comedic elements and as such, it was fiercely defended by critics such as John Ruskin and Charles Dickens Jr, journalist son of the great novelist. The man they held chiefly responsible for the 'music hall invasion' was Sir Augustus Harris, the manager of Drury Lane, popularly known as 'the national home of pantomime.'"But in
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Somebody Get Me A Hammer!! 2

by Hope Barrett ...

Somebody Get Me A Hammer 2!! continues to chart the battle against probability, and just what playing with self-preservation means. Is it quitting after you win $32,000? Or when you call it a day after leaving USD$115 million on the table? This biting account of what happens when governments makes gambling a key source of revenue will resonate and educate. ... Read more

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Somebody Get Me A Hammer 2!! continues to chart the battle against probability, and just what playing with self-preservation means. Is it quitting after you win $32,000? Or when you call it a day after leaving USD$115 million on the table? This biting account of what happens when governments makes gambling a key source of revenue will resonate and educate.
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Attitude at 35,000 Feet

by Hope Barrett ...

EVERY flight crew's nightmare is some passenger will get unruly at 35,000 feet; every passenger's nightmare is that the plane will hit turbulence and dinner will end up on someone's head. Hope Barrett's journal of neuroses and aviophobia will speak to all travellers who have found themselves stranded, strapped in by turbulence, and stripping for security. Wry, wrought, and wary, Attitude at 35 ... Read more

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EVERY flight crew's nightmare is some passenger will get unruly at 35,000 feet; every passenger's nightmare is that the plane will hit turbulence and dinner will end up on someone's head. Hope Barrett's journal of neuroses and aviophobia will speak to all travellers who have found themselves stranded, strapped in by turbulence, and stripping for security. Wry, wrought, and wary, Attitude at 35
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Poopity-Poop!

by Hope Barrett ...

Series series A Princess Fartalot Story
DEFIANT and unconventional, Princess Fartalot finds herself at the edge of the forest and sanity at the offering of doo ~ yes,that would be poo ~ in Part Two of her ongoing adventures. ... Read more

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DEFIANT and unconventional, Princess Fartalot finds herself at the edge of the forest and sanity at the offering of doo ~ yes,that would be poo ~ in Part Two of her ongoing adventures.
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3-2-1 Zero

by Hope Barrett, With Illustrations by Katy Leuven ...

Series series Princess Fartalot
Ambitious, capricious, avaricious... Hmm, the Princess thought. And thought some more. Something bad is about to happen, for sure...This prequel to Under the Sea finds the rebel Princess enlisting the help of a witch so that she may escape her Father's plans for a royal marriage. But things don't go quite as planned...In fact:The Princess awoke feeling groggy and her voice, when she spoke, was ... Read more

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Ambitious, capricious, avaricious... Hmm, the Princess thought. And thought some more. Something bad is about to happen, for sure...This prequel to Under the Sea finds the rebel Princess enlisting the help of a witch so that she may escape her Father's plans for a royal marriage. But things don't go quite as planned...In fact:The Princess awoke feeling groggy and her voice, when she spoke, was
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A Collection of Eight Short Stories

by Hope Barrett ...

A LAWYER sues God, as a banker sees just how indiscreet he can be. In another part of the world, a mother lays claim to her sovereign right over her daughter, while the lost soul searches for The One. From the author of The Black Series, this intricate tapestry continues the study of complex human relationships ~ and the absurd of the 'entitled'. ... Read more

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A LAWYER sues God, as a banker sees just how indiscreet he can be. In another part of the world, a mother lays claim to her sovereign right over her daughter, while the lost soul searches for The One. From the author of The Black Series, this intricate tapestry continues the study of complex human relationships ~ and the absurd of the 'entitled'.
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Avarice

by Hope Barrett ...

Series series The Black Series
Everytime she opened her mouth snakes and centipedes spilled out, along with some kind of sticky clear liquid that shrivelled the hairs in one's nose, on smelling it. One time a startled frog showed up in the expelling and almost spoiled everyone's lunch. AT THE CENTRE of this dark bedtime story is a character with a unique predilection: every time Ava opens her mouth snakes come falling out... ... Read more

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Everytime she opened her mouth snakes and centipedes spilled out, along with some kind of sticky clear liquid that shrivelled the hairs in one's nose, on smelling it. One time a startled frog showed up in the expelling and almost spoiled everyone's lunch. AT THE CENTRE of this dark bedtime story is a character with a unique predilection: every time Ava opens her mouth snakes come falling out...
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Foolish Heart

by Hope Barrett ...

Series series The Black Series
Foolish Heart had discovered love. Dizzying, perturbing, amazing. Foolish Heart was in love with CC. If only CC's name wasn't short for Can't Commit. Pia was looking to escape, from the bird collector who kept her in a cage. Pia could barely breathe. THIS SECOND title from the Black Series offers up the question: what is a triangle, if not a math equation? And what does Ruth, the palmist, mean ... Read more

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Foolish Heart had discovered love. Dizzying, perturbing, amazing. Foolish Heart was in love with CC. If only CC's name wasn't short for Can't Commit. Pia was looking to escape, from the bird collector who kept her in a cage. Pia could barely breathe. THIS SECOND title from the Black Series offers up the question: what is a triangle, if not a math equation? And what does Ruth, the palmist, mean
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Diabolical

by Hope Barrett ...

Series series The Black Series
Patience and Reason decided they needed to talk to Love. "Listen," said Reason, "you have to do something. You are the one who allowed the twins in." "I know," said Love, and coughed. Blood came out. FROM THE author of Somebody Get Me A Hammer!! comes this biting account of twins Passive and Aggressive, two individuals in search of a good time at the expense of Reason, Patience, and Love. C... ... Read more

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Patience and Reason decided they needed to talk to Love. "Listen," said Reason, "you have to do something. You are the one who allowed the twins in." "I know," said Love, and coughed. Blood came out. FROM THE author of Somebody Get Me A Hammer!! comes this biting account of twins Passive and Aggressive, two individuals in search of a good time at the expense of Reason, Patience, and Love. C...
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You're An Animal!

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WHEN BAD things happen, the erudite Chinese does not look up at the skies and ask "Why?" Instead, he looks at his house, his job, his spouse and decides which of these three is causing the problem. On rare occasions, it is the latter, but the Chinese learned in his astrology would have avoided such an error from the get-go.Whatever Paula Abdul (1962, Tiger) may sing about opposites attracting, ... Read more

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WHEN BAD things happen, the erudite Chinese does not look up at the skies and ask "Why?" Instead, he looks at his house, his job, his spouse and decides which of these three is causing the problem. On rare occasions, it is the latter, but the Chinese learned in his astrology would have avoided such an error from the get-go.Whatever Paula Abdul (1962, Tiger) may sing about opposites attracting,
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Despair

by Hope Barrett ...

Series series The Black Series
Despair is the kind of friend you would rather not have, because he never says 'I understand' but "I told you so. Why are you so blind? It was there in front of your face." Or, if he is feeling really good, "You're stupid, you know." For once, I would like Despair to just be quiet. Shut up. THIS SHORT AND CLEVER TALE of one-night with Despair is the first in author Hope Barrett's Black Series ... Read more

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Despair is the kind of friend you would rather not have, because he never says 'I understand' but "I told you so. Why are you so blind? It was there in front of your face." Or, if he is feeling really good, "You're stupid, you know." For once, I would like Despair to just be quiet. Shut up. THIS SHORT AND CLEVER TALE of one-night with Despair is the first in author Hope Barrett's Black Series
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