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Newfie, Come Home!

by David Belisle ...

In a Guantanamo Bay Prison, terrorists Atakan Kihlall and his servant, Sirhan Rappi, eat Froot Loops. Kihall hates the breakfast cereal. They dream of escape.At the same time in St. Johns, Newfoundland, Gord McDougall plays a game of chicken with his uncle outside the house while Gord's dad is inside, preparing to commit suicide. The McDougall family has a history of meeting untimely ends in ... Read more

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In a Guantanamo Bay Prison, terrorists Atakan Kihlall and his servant, Sirhan Rappi, eat Froot Loops. Kihall hates the breakfast cereal. They dream of escape.At the same time in St. Johns, Newfoundland, Gord McDougall plays a game of chicken with his uncle outside the house while Gord's dad is inside, preparing to commit suicide. The McDougall family has a history of meeting untimely ends in
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Phat

by David Belisle ...

It's 2020. America has gone skinny. It's a crime to be obese. Mississippi Governor Billy Bob Bishop and his state are playing catch-up, as the last state to tighten its citizens' belts. Bishop takes the media on a tour of the Grimes Ketchup plant … where we see a mysterious worker on the production line put a message into a ketchup bottle.Harold "Ice Pick" Beeston, a 280-lb white man and budding ... Read more

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It's 2020. America has gone skinny. It's a crime to be obese. Mississippi Governor Billy Bob Bishop and his state are playing catch-up, as the last state to tighten its citizens' belts. Bishop takes the media on a tour of the Grimes Ketchup plant … where we see a mysterious worker on the production line put a message into a ketchup bottle.Harold "Ice Pick" Beeston, a 280-lb white man and budding
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Weiss Acres

by David Belisle ...

Three words … Jewish trailer park.Weiss Acres is home to an eccentric, eclectic and always electric group of Jews who practice their faith under the ever-watchful, often-wild eyes of rabbi Yeshayahu Shapotshnick.An innocent delivery of shawarmas sparks a romance between Fawzi Wazzabehr, a Lebanese cuisine transport technician, a.k.a. delivery guy ... and Minnie Hoffman, a very attractive blonde ... Read more

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Three words … Jewish trailer park.Weiss Acres is home to an eccentric, eclectic and always electric group of Jews who practice their faith under the ever-watchful, often-wild eyes of rabbi Yeshayahu Shapotshnick.An innocent delivery of shawarmas sparks a romance between Fawzi Wazzabehr, a Lebanese cuisine transport technician, a.k.a. delivery guy ... and Minnie Hoffman, a very attractive blonde
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Big Ed

by David Belisle ...

Big Ed Delahanty was a feared slugger in baseball's deadball era of the early 20th century. He was the only player to ever win the batting titles in both leagues. He was the only player to hit four home runs in one game and four doubles in another. He hit over .400 three times, his batting average ranked fifth highest in major league history and he was elected to the Hall of Fame in 1945.In the ... Read more

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Big Ed Delahanty was a feared slugger in baseball's deadball era of the early 20th century. He was the only player to ever win the batting titles in both leagues. He was the only player to hit four home runs in one game and four doubles in another. He hit over .400 three times, his batting average ranked fifth highest in major league history and he was elected to the Hall of Fame in 1945.In the
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Gift Bomb

by David Belisle ...

Gilbert Beaufromage, a compulsive giver, gives his wife, Suzanne, a subway token as a 6-week anniversary gift. It upsets her however, as her uncle died on the subway.He tries to make good with a gift of "da Bomb" perfume but it only causes her face to swell up. Her cries are overheard by next-door neighbor, FBI agent Daniel Dinkleberry, who mistakenly thinks he's stumbled across criminal activity. ... Read more

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Gilbert Beaufromage, a compulsive giver, gives his wife, Suzanne, a subway token as a 6-week anniversary gift. It upsets her however, as her uncle died on the subway.He tries to make good with a gift of "da Bomb" perfume but it only causes her face to swell up. Her cries are overheard by next-door neighbor, FBI agent Daniel Dinkleberry, who mistakenly thinks he's stumbled across criminal activity.
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Screwball

by David Belisle ...

Hayward Templeton is a student psychiatrist at Iowa University who gets dragged into playing in a co-ed baseball game. Elected as the team's pitcher, he bones up on the internet the night before and learns how to throw a screwball. His quirky delivery is a success and his team wins. During the celebration however, the team drops him on his head. While unconscious, his classmates discuss an ... Read more

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Hayward Templeton is a student psychiatrist at Iowa University who gets dragged into playing in a co-ed baseball game. Elected as the team's pitcher, he bones up on the internet the night before and learns how to throw a screwball. His quirky delivery is a success and his team wins. During the celebration however, the team drops him on his head. While unconscious, his classmates discuss an
... Read more
Soul Takers

by David Belisle ...

Fielding Schmelling is a rookie soul taker for the Houston Astros. That is, he recruits the dearly departed for the Astros' after-life fan base. The regular season is purgatory … while a World Series win means entrance to heaven for the team's faithful. God needed a more stream-lined, purification plan for the souls in heaven.Aboard the #1 Evans/Murgatroid Bus of post-life transit, Fielding ... Read more

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Fielding Schmelling is a rookie soul taker for the Houston Astros. That is, he recruits the dearly departed for the Astros' after-life fan base. The regular season is purgatory … while a World Series win means entrance to heaven for the team's faithful. God needed a more stream-lined, purification plan for the souls in heaven.Aboard the #1 Evans/Murgatroid Bus of post-life transit, Fielding
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Rube

by David Belisle ...

Incredible as it may seem, the following screwball epic is true.George Edward "Rube" Waddell was a Pennsylvania farm boy born in 1876 who loved to fish, play baseball and chase fire trucks. Rube's catcher with the Philadelphia Athletics, Ossee "Schrek" Schreckengost narrates the astonishing tale.Rube, a fire-throwing lefthander, bounces around as a teen playing for college teams and local nines, ... Read more

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Incredible as it may seem, the following screwball epic is true.George Edward "Rube" Waddell was a Pennsylvania farm boy born in 1876 who loved to fish, play baseball and chase fire trucks. Rube's catcher with the Philadelphia Athletics, Ossee "Schrek" Schreckengost narrates the astonishing tale.Rube, a fire-throwing lefthander, bounces around as a teen playing for college teams and local nines,
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The Pizza Prophet

by David Belisle ...

At 65, Kosma Stankowicz has found his niche as a pizza delivery expert. His background in Polish philosophy serves him well when dealing with the daily travails at Lead Pipe Joe's Pizza ... including training mobster Jimmy the Weasel's son, Tommy from the ground up … dealing with his boss, Mutazz Muhkitimukmuk, who's saddled with paying for five daughters' marriages … and co-worker Maggie, a ... Read more

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At 65, Kosma Stankowicz has found his niche as a pizza delivery expert. His background in Polish philosophy serves him well when dealing with the daily travails at Lead Pipe Joe's Pizza ... including training mobster Jimmy the Weasel's son, Tommy from the ground up … dealing with his boss, Mutazz Muhkitimukmuk, who's saddled with paying for five daughters' marriages … and co-worker Maggie, a
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Last Stop Eden

by David Belisle ...

Truth: In the decade from 2004 to 2013, the number of states recognizing same-sex marriages grew from 4 to 21. … Fiction: What if these couples had more political power? A LOT more power … so much so that 12 states would join alternative lifestyle forces to become the gay male republic of Mariposa. Another 12 states would make up the lesbian nation of Lesboterra. This is the fantastical landscape ... Read more

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Truth: In the decade from 2004 to 2013, the number of states recognizing same-sex marriages grew from 4 to 21. … Fiction: What if these couples had more political power? A LOT more power … so much so that 12 states would join alternative lifestyle forces to become the gay male republic of Mariposa. Another 12 states would make up the lesbian nation of Lesboterra. This is the fantastical landscape
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A Special Interest

by David Belisle ...

The Galvanized Anew Party (GAP) has a problem. They're trying to gain in the polls, but their budget is on par with Prime Minister Jean-Claude Krustachien's yearly supply of monogrammed golf balls. The 100th All-Mart store in Canada is opening in Orleans and Krustachien will be there along with All-Mart founder, Max Allmart and U.S. president Theodore Rushmore. The GAP party teams up with other ... Read more

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The Galvanized Anew Party (GAP) has a problem. They're trying to gain in the polls, but their budget is on par with Prime Minister Jean-Claude Krustachien's yearly supply of monogrammed golf balls. The 100th All-Mart store in Canada is opening in Orleans and Krustachien will be there along with All-Mart founder, Max Allmart and U.S. president Theodore Rushmore. The GAP party teams up with other
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The Merchant of Venice

by William Shakespeare ...

The Merchant of Venice is a play by William Shakespeare, believed to have been written between 1596 and 1598. Although classified as a comedy in the First Folio, and while it shares certain aspects with Shakespeare's other romantic comedies, the play is perhaps more remembered for its dramatic scenes, and is best known for the character of Shylock.The title character is the merchant Antonio, not ... Read more

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The Merchant of Venice is a play by William Shakespeare, believed to have been written between 1596 and 1598. Although classified as a comedy in the First Folio, and while it shares certain aspects with Shakespeare's other romantic comedies, the play is perhaps more remembered for its dramatic scenes, and is best known for the character of Shylock.The title character is the merchant Antonio, not
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