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XXXIV Sex Chronicles - Her Second Lick

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THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE COVER (The Virgin Hot Dog).Recently, I was in Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the Pinball Museum on the 'broadwalk' and saw THE HOT DOG POSTER. It was the same image I remembered from 1949 - the summer of my youth. Allow me to share a brief encounter when I answered the big question and lost my innocence. ... Read more

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THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE COVER (The Virgin Hot Dog).Recently, I was in Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the Pinball Museum on the 'broadwalk' and saw THE HOT DOG POSTER. It was the same image I remembered from 1949 - the summer of my youth. Allow me to share a brief encounter when I answered the big question and lost my innocence.
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Mermaid Conspiracy

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Are mermaids for real?The government thinks so, while the public is mesmerized with misinformation. MERMAID CONSPIRACY is an honest attempt to tell the truth within a body of fiction. ... Read more

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Are mermaids for real?The government thinks so, while the public is mesmerized with misinformation. MERMAID CONSPIRACY is an honest attempt to tell the truth within a body of fiction.
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Dr. Sperm

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DR. SPERM™ begins with a Skippy peanut butter jar filled with pesky human sperms offered to a sperm bank. Benny Forrester had no idea chasing human sperms will be his life obsession, and be known as Dr. Sperm. With his sidekick and obsessive love interest, Sarah Smart, and financial muscle and college buddy, Melvin Johnson, who regarded money as cotton candy, Dr. Sperm was ready to save humanity. ... Read more

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DR. SPERM™ begins with a Skippy peanut butter jar filled with pesky human sperms offered to a sperm bank. Benny Forrester had no idea chasing human sperms will be his life obsession, and be known as Dr. Sperm. With his sidekick and obsessive love interest, Sarah Smart, and financial muscle and college buddy, Melvin Johnson, who regarded money as cotton candy, Dr. Sperm was ready to save humanity.
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The Paradise Wrestling Club - First Season: Ten Part Series

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Season Two begins on January 15, 2013 and may answers the following questions:Will KATE ADAMS press the right button to get STEW MULLIGAN in her pants?Does PARADISE MULLIGAN have a sex change operation?How does ALICE WEINBERG seek revenge from her husband's extramarital sexual preferences?Does PARTY MULLIGAN become a Lutheran nun?Who shot MOICH WEINBERG?What new words are added to the MINOR BIRD'S ... Read more

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Season Two begins on January 15, 2013 and may answers the following questions:Will KATE ADAMS press the right button to get STEW MULLIGAN in her pants?Does PARADISE MULLIGAN have a sex change operation?How does ALICE WEINBERG seek revenge from her husband's extramarital sexual preferences?Does PARTY MULLIGAN become a Lutheran nun?Who shot MOICH WEINBERG?What new words are added to the MINOR BIRD'S
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Lost Diaries of Barbara Allen

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From being dropped off at an orphanage, sold to a sex trafficker and survived as the mistress to the titans of industry, Barbara Allen became a force second to none, outsmarted the boys at their own game and became the quintessential survivor, outlasting all of them. Her lost diaries tell the entire account of a woman who beat the odds, and in the end found equality, love and almost happiness.A ... Read more

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From being dropped off at an orphanage, sold to a sex trafficker and survived as the mistress to the titans of industry, Barbara Allen became a force second to none, outsmarted the boys at their own game and became the quintessential survivor, outlasting all of them. Her lost diaries tell the entire account of a woman who beat the odds, and in the end found equality, love and almost happiness.A
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Derek Jeter... Inside and Outside the Box

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Other questions answered in full details:What the public doesn't know about Jeter's reconstruction ankle surgery?Who demanded, over Jeter's continually objections, that he receive steroid hormone injections to treat a bone bruise to his left foot during September and October 2012? Did such injections directly contributed to his ankle break?Why didn't Dr. Anderson, the surgeon who operated on Jeter ... Read more

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Other questions answered in full details:What the public doesn't know about Jeter's reconstruction ankle surgery?Who demanded, over Jeter's continually objections, that he receive steroid hormone injections to treat a bone bruise to his left foot during September and October 2012? Did such injections directly contributed to his ankle break?Why didn't Dr. Anderson, the surgeon who operated on Jeter
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Confessions of a Grasshopper

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An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City. ... Read more

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An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.
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Notable Quotes of Catcher McCall

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Part One - Catcher McCall - Regrets and Rescue chronicled the events in Af-fucking-ghanistan, which culminates in inadvertently saving the life of a U.S. Congressman that warrants Catcher McCall to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. Because of accepting the reluctant prize, the public's fascination catapults Catcher McCall to be a candidate for the presidency of the United States. What ... Read more

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Part One - Catcher McCall - Regrets and Rescue chronicled the events in Af-fucking-ghanistan, which culminates in inadvertently saving the life of a U.S. Congressman that warrants Catcher McCall to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. Because of accepting the reluctant prize, the public's fascination catapults Catcher McCall to be a candidate for the presidency of the United States. What
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Catcher McCall ... Outsider

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I'm Catcher McCall; Army helicopter pilot, war hero, Congressional Medal of Honor recipient, candidate for the presidency of the United States and more titles too complicated to mention. My story begins in Afghanistan and after a convoluted excursion into the world of fame, fortune, debauchery and assorted transgressions, I return to the scene of the crime to search for the only woman who loves me ... Read more

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I'm Catcher McCall; Army helicopter pilot, war hero, Congressional Medal of Honor recipient, candidate for the presidency of the United States and more titles too complicated to mention. My story begins in Afghanistan and after a convoluted excursion into the world of fame, fortune, debauchery and assorted transgressions, I return to the scene of the crime to search for the only woman who loves me
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Eleventh Commandment

by C.J. Lanet ...

From the outset the United States entered into an unholy alliance with intellectuals from another world, knowing to keep it undisclosed would not only compromise earth resources, but demonstrated the ruthlessness of one nation to dominate all others. Thus, the aliens were circuitously presented with a unique means to evolve Homo sapiens into exotic superus, incorporating the best features of both ... Read more

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From the outset the United States entered into an unholy alliance with intellectuals from another world, knowing to keep it undisclosed would not only compromise earth resources, but demonstrated the ruthlessness of one nation to dominate all others. Thus, the aliens were circuitously presented with a unique means to evolve Homo sapiens into exotic superus, incorporating the best features of both
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Council Nine

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Excerpt:"The senseless tragedy by itself merely underscored a deep and abiding desire by radials to disrupt civilization and reduce daily life to chaos and pain. Yet a single frame of a prostrate young woman clutching to an infant with its head sheered from its body galvanized public opinion that had grown increasingly passive. Instantly, rage replaced pity. Her face and hair were badly burned. ... Read more

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Excerpt:"The senseless tragedy by itself merely underscored a deep and abiding desire by radials to disrupt civilization and reduce daily life to chaos and pain. Yet a single frame of a prostrate young woman clutching to an infant with its head sheered from its body galvanized public opinion that had grown increasingly passive. Instantly, rage replaced pity. Her face and hair were badly burned.
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Geezer Weezer

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Doing prison time was an easy rump compared to surviving with an off the hook daughter and her recently minted husband. With his daughter a new beginning is what he wants instead of the years wasted on bad ideas and half-baked schemes that reduced his youth into a pile of old bones. His aim is to live honestly, injure no one and embrace his family as the core of his existence. He doesn't know the ... Read more

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Doing prison time was an easy rump compared to surviving with an off the hook daughter and her recently minted husband. With his daughter a new beginning is what he wants instead of the years wasted on bad ideas and half-baked schemes that reduced his youth into a pile of old bones. His aim is to live honestly, injure no one and embrace his family as the core of his existence. He doesn't know the
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