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    by Zena Barrie ...
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  • Two Similar Looking Men With Umbilical Hernias

    by Zena Barrie ...
    Ever wondered what to do with a squab if you find one?Would you like to visit the steakhouse on Halley’s comet?Are eggs sentient?What is life?This collection of surreal stories will answer those questions, and many more.(tw: this is a work of occasionally dark or 'close-to-the-bone' satirical humour, commenting on how humans treat themselves, each other - and other creatures. It also often has ... Read more

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  • Creative Musings 2024

    SCWG Creative Musings, #8

    Series Book 8 - SCWG Creative Musings
    The Stittsville Creative Writing Group is a program of the Ottawa Public Library. The group meets every Thursday evening at the Stittsville branch to read pieces they have written.We are: poets, scholars, rogue scholars, authors, and audacious amateurs taking their first steps into group sharing and into the published world. There are those who mostly listen rather than write, those who write ... Read more

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    Series Book 1 - SCWG Creative Musings
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  • Creative Musings 2025

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    Series Book 9 - SCWG Creative Musings
    A psychologist, a professor, a police officer, a nurse, a farmer, a midwife, a soldier, an engineer, a lawyer, an accountant, and a handful of public servants all walk into the public library. It sounds like the opening of a long-winded joke. It is, in fact, just a regular Thursday in Stittsville. The Stittsville Creative Writing Group has been meeting weekly for 13 years to share our creative ... Read more

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    SCWG Creative Musings, #10

    Series Book 10 - SCWG Creative Musings
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  • Over Our Dead Bodies:

    Undertakers Lift the Lid

    Discover a more lighthearted side of the funeral industry in this collection of real-life stories from the authors of Mortuary Confidential.Not knowing what to do, I sat on the church steps and waited. As the gravity of my failure began to well up in me, I began to cry . . . I Had Lost The Hearse!Funerals and the all the things that accompany them are traditionally somber, contemplative events in ... Read more

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  • When Things Get Dark

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  • Nightmares

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    Unlucky thieves invade a house where Home Alone seems like a playground romp. An antique bookseller and a mob enforcer join forces to retrieve the Atlas of Hell. Postapocalyptic survivors cannot decide which is worse: demon women haunting the skies or maddened extremists patrolling the earth.In this chilling twenty-first-century companion to the cult classic Darkness: Two Decades of Modern Horror, ... Read more

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