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  • Doctor Rat

    This World Fantasy Award winner in the vein of Animal Farm delves into a lab worthy of a mad Nazi scientist—but run by a brilliantly sadistic rodent.In the annals of American literature, there has never been a character quite like Doctor Rat, PhD. From one of the most indispensable storytellers in speculative fiction, this biting satire introduces a narrator of learned charm and humor, and a ... Read more

    $8.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Amphora Project

    The World Fantasy Award–winning author of Doctor Rat offers "an entertaining trip through an exotic future" as the rich and powerful pursue immortality ( Booklist).Deep in the bowels of Junk Moon, the finest scientists of Planet Immortal are nearing completion of Project Amphora, which aims to unlock the secret of life everlasting. The Project is run by the Consortium, twelve of the planet's most ... Read more

    $14.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The Exile

    In this "psychological mind bender," a Kafkaesque crisis of identity transports a famous actor from 1980s Hollywood to Nazi Germany ( The Washington Post).At forty-five, Hollywood film star David Caspian should be basking in his success. Instead, his career is souring as he stresses over the next generation of actors eager to replace him. Losing himself in waking fantasies, David slips through a ... Read more

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  • Bloody Martini

    Series series The Felonious Monk Mysteries
    **Award-winning and bestselling author William Kotzwinkle is back with the second in the darkly comedic Felonious Monk series featuring Tommy Martini, a Benedictine monk with an anger management problem. Felonious Monk was praised as "amiably satirical" ( Washington Post) and "a whiplash adventure" ( Wall Street Journal).Coalville is on fire—from below. The old mines are burning, and everyone has ... Read more

    $11.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Fata Morgana

    From the award-winning legend of speculative fiction, "a witty sendup of the detective story" with "a richness of invention that doffs a hat to Dickens" ( Chicago Tribune).At a fashionable salon, Parisians line up to have their fortunes told by Ric Lazare's amazing machine. The predictions arrive with unerring accuracy, as if the invention were imbued with some sort of wondrous sorcery. The police ... Read more

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  • The Bear Went Over the Mountain

    Once upon a time in rural Maine, a big black bear found a briefcase under a tree. Hoping for food, he dragged it into the woods, only to find that all it held was the manuscript of a novel. He couldn’t eat it, but he did read it, and decided it wasn’t bad. Borrowing some clothes from a local store, and the name Hal Jam from the labels of his favorite foods he headed to New York to seek his fortune ... Read more

    $10.99 CAD

  • Felonious Monk

    Meet Tommy Martini, the monk with an anger management problem. Since killing somebody with a single punch is not a needed talent in a monastery, he spends his time praying, meditating, and taking his anger management medicine. But his meditations are interrupted by a legacy from his uncle, a crooked priest. Arriving in a New Age Arizona town to claim his inheritance, Brother Tommy meets a ... Read more

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  • Walter the Farting Dog

    A Triumphant Toot and Timeless Tale That's Touched Hearts for Decades--A laugh- out-loud funny picture book

    Illustrated by Audrey Colman ...
    Series series Walter the Farting Dog
    #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER: Join flatulent dog Walter on a windy adventure in this laugh-out-loud children’s classic where every toot tells a funny tale!Over 1 million copies sold—and over 1 million giggles shared!Meet Walter, a fine dog with flatulence. Despite his distinctive trait, he’s loved by his siblings Billy and Betty. But Father has had enough! On the brink of being sent to the dog ... Read more

    $27.99 CAD

  • Audiobook

    Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

    Unabridged

    7 min

    Walter the Farting Dog is now a hero of the high seas!Everybody is having a great time on a cruise . . . until a terrible odor permeates the ship. All signs point to Walter, and so he is first banished down below, with the stinky cheeses, and then into a lifeboat to float behind the ocean liner. Then catastrophe strikes! How long will the great cruise ship and its frightened passengers be marooned ... Read more

    $6.99 CAD

  • Audiobook

    Felonious Monk

    Narrated by Chris Henry Coffey ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - The Felonious Monk Mysteries

    Unabridged

    10 hours 1 min

    Meet Tommy Martini, the monk with an anger management problem. Since killing somebody with a single punch is not a needed talent in a monastery, he spends his time praying, meditating, and taking his anger management medicine. But his meditations are interrupted by a legacy from his uncle, a crooked priest. Arriving in a New Age Arizona town to claim his inheritance, Brother Tommy meets a ... Read more

    $27.95 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble At the Yard Sale

    Narrated by Mike Ferreri ...

    Unabridged

    7 min

    Walter's family is holding a yard sale, but there are few customers. Walter, fartingcontentedly near Father, wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father readily agrees. Walter wonders why. Walter is sad to leave his family behind, but relieved to discover that his new owner is a clown. Walter figures he will help the clown bring joy to children on their birthdays. But the clown ... Read more

    $6.99 CAD

  • Audiobook

    Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog

    Narrated by Mike Ferreri ...

    Unabridged

    6 min

    Professor Kompressor visits Walter's family, offering a remedy for the dog's digestive disorder: special food that must be mixed in his Kompressatron. Unfortunately, the professor's cure doesn't work, so Father has to take matters into his own hands. Father's combination of ingredients has a strange effect on the pooch. Walter blows up like a balloon and floats out the window! Just when it looks ... Read more

    $6.99 CAD