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The Purging Of Ruen

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Series Book 1 - The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
In which Oscar battles a misguided echelon of authoritative animals to save a beautiful city from certain destruction. ... Read more

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In which Oscar battles a misguided echelon of authoritative animals to save a beautiful city from certain destruction.
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Writing Wrongly

The saga of an incomplete wanker

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Series Book 1 - The Wrong Books
When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and teeters on the brink of collapse. Its recovery is not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them: the same must be done to the mind responsible. ... Read more

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When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and teeters on the brink of collapse. Its recovery is not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them: the same must be done to the mind responsible.
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Writing Wrongly: The saga of an incomplete wanker

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Series Book 1 - The Wrong Books
When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible.Thomas may be ... Read more

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When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible.Thomas may be
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Wrongly Writing: The ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker

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Series Book 2 - The Wrong Books
Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t.Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned ... Read more

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Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t.Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned
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The Purging Of Ruen - Abridged

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In which an insane and bitter cat schemes to save her beloved city by destroying it.When assigned to determine the cause of brewing tensions in the exclusive seaside city of Ruen, Oscar Teabag-Dooven discovers it’s on the brink of tearing itself apart. Things become complicated when it appears those responsible are in charge of running the place.Drawn into a scandalous plot of insanity and greed, ... Read more

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In which an insane and bitter cat schemes to save her beloved city by destroying it.When assigned to determine the cause of brewing tensions in the exclusive seaside city of Ruen, Oscar Teabag-Dooven discovers it’s on the brink of tearing itself apart. Things become complicated when it appears those responsible are in charge of running the place.Drawn into a scandalous plot of insanity and greed,
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The World Is Badly Made

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In which bedlam threatens to envelope the world, unless Oscar can do something about it, which he's willing to consider, providing it involves an enormous breakfast first. ... Read more

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In which bedlam threatens to envelope the world, unless Oscar can do something about it, which he's willing to consider, providing it involves an enormous breakfast first.
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Coleshanger: A humorous recollection of English village life at the turn of the last century.

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“Coleshanger people are pretty bad,” said Uncle Edward. “They won’t cross water after sunset. And they have to be in bed by midnight, otherwise they think that they'll be turned into baboons and apes. They also worship the flea.”Written in 1952, Coleshanger is a humorous, whimsical and charming recount of English village life in the early part of the last century, a tale waiting seventy years to ... Read more

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“Coleshanger people are pretty bad,” said Uncle Edward. “They won’t cross water after sunset. And they have to be in bed by midnight, otherwise they think that they'll be turned into baboons and apes. They also worship the flea.”Written in 1952, Coleshanger is a humorous, whimsical and charming recount of English village life in the early part of the last century, a tale waiting seventy years to
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To Blunt The Sharpest Claw: The sixth Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel and the third book in the Morigan Tetralogy

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Series Book 6 - The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.With monstrous, skinless creatures tearing across kingdoms and the sinister Ar’dath-Irr ... Read more

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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.With monstrous, skinless creatures tearing across kingdoms and the sinister Ar’dath-Irr
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When Fear Is Not Afraid: The fourth Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel and the first book in the Morigan Tetralogy

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Series Book 4 - The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
Reality is breaking, verse is to blame, and Oscar Teabag-Dooven is absolutely the wrong cat to fix it.Oscar never meant to get tangled in a plot involving forbidden vaults, exploding cafés and an ex-poet turned reality-warping megalomaniac. But here he is, paws-deep in syllables and sabotage, trying to stop a transformation that could obliterate everything.Joined by Tabby Miss Cakes, an insane ... Read more

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Reality is breaking, verse is to blame, and Oscar Teabag-Dooven is absolutely the wrong cat to fix it.Oscar never meant to get tangled in a plot involving forbidden vaults, exploding cafés and an ex-poet turned reality-warping megalomaniac. But here he is, paws-deep in syllables and sabotage, trying to stop a transformation that could obliterate everything.Joined by Tabby Miss Cakes, an insane
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With Eyes No Longer Blind: The fifth Velvet Paw of Asquith Novel and the second book in the Morigan Tetralogy

by Thomas Corfield ...

Series Book 5 - The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she is not sure what’s real anymore—or if anything ever was.When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where animals sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling.That’s because a poet is eating ... Read more

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The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she is not sure what’s real anymore—or if anything ever was.When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where animals sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling.That’s because a poet is eating
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The Alchemists Of Vra

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Series Book 3 - The Velvet Paw Of Asquith Novels
In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme.With Sinson Rascalion threatening to plunge society into darkness, Oscar Teabag-Dooven is once again thrown into the fray. After stumbling upon the arrogant bard The Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, the unlikely trio argue their way across the world to do something about it.With lots of begging, too much snow and a ... Read more

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In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme.With Sinson Rascalion threatening to plunge society into darkness, Oscar Teabag-Dooven is once again thrown into the fray. After stumbling upon the arrogant bard The Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, the unlikely trio argue their way across the world to do something about it.With lots of begging, too much snow and a
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The Alchemists Of Vra

by Thomas Corfield ...

Series Book 3 - The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
In which the governments of the world are threatened by a fanatical cat with a disconcerting enthusiasm for cushions. ... Read more

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