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  • Wrath of the Tooth Fairy

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Mira has never understood why princesses have all the fun. Fairy godmothers deserve a taste of Prince Charming, too! Too bad that affair costs Mira her job and reputation. Cast out of the fairy realm and reduced to working as a lowly tooth fairy, she's spent ninety-nine years waiting for her chance at redemption. So why did the bogeyman have to start haunting her life now?Frustrated by the ... Read more

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  • Interstellar Tech Support

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    "Interstellar Tech Support," is a quirky 1600 word science fiction story about a man experiencing technical difficulties in space while under alien attack—made worse by the service provider that is supposed to aid him with his futuristic technology. This is a fun read for anyone who has experienced poor customer service, been put on hold and been asked twenty questions by tech support. This story ... Read more

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  • The Office Messiah

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    You think your office is bad? At least you don't have an intern who turns the ink in the copy machine to wine or someone who brings loaves and fishes into the office and stinks it up. Imagine "Office Space" meets the Holy Bible. "The Office Messiah" was originally published by Bards and Sages. This quirky comedy is about 1240 words. ... Read more

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  • Why Did the Vampire Cross the Road (and Other Jokes That Could Result in Death)

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Alexandre Leblanc is a 250 year old Frenchman who is inexplicably immortal. More than anything else he would like to join his beloved and die on their anniversary. Madame Lucja, Gypsy extraordinaire, advises that he will get his wish if he can make a vampire laugh—and she knows just the vampire to introduce him to! Unfortunately, the vampire is taciturn and frowns at his jokes. Worse yet, she ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My!

    Humorous Horror

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Narrated by Glen Nuzzles ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - A Collection of Funny Short Stories

    Abridged

    3 hours 11 min

    Welcome to these paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you.This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest paranormal, and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as:Putting the Romance ... Read more

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  • A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans is cute and quirky list of guidelines every ghost in the afterlife should practice.This flash fiction story (under 1000 words) won the Whidbey Student Choice Award in 2011. ... Read more

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  • The Optimist Police

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    "The Optimist Police," is a humorous story about one man's struggle in a society with unrealistic expectations about positive attitude. The 3000 word story was originally published by New Myths. ... Read more

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  • The Day of the Nuptial Flight

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    On an alien world of giant insects, Rover strives to be like every other drone and mate with the queen. When he isn't able to perform his drone duties, he struggles for acceptance and finds friendship and love in an unlikely place—among humans. Along Rover's journey he finds he holds a key to helping humans overcome their infertility on his planet and offers a solution for uniting his people with ... Read more

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  • Fairies, Robots and Unicorns--Oh My!

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Adult Warning: These stories contain randy robots, naughty fairies and lawyers who fantasize about Star Trek. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest science fiction stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:Debbie Does Delta DraconisEels for HeelsRoboroticaThe Optimist PoliceLady ... Read more

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  • Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    When a videographer decides to record a "Thriller" video with real zombies, he quickly finds out dead men can't dance—and are much more inclined to eat brains. Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer's School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger's plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they ... Read more

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  • Anthology of the Damned

    Twelve Terrifying Tales to Keep You Awake at Night!Featuring classic tales from horror masters such as H.P Lovecraft and Robert Chambers and also newer horror authors, this anthology collection is sure to make you lose sleep. It also features artwork by horror artist Harold Torres.Ghosts, hauntings, alien fish, demon possessions, and mutant creatures. And those are just the authors! This set of ... Read more

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  • Greener on the Other Side

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    This is a very different retelling of the Frog Prince story with other fairy tales mixed in. In this humorous story, a frog named Prince Charming must break his curse in order to become a prince.It is about a short story that is 3,500 words. It previously won the Allasso humor award. ... Read more

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