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I'm Only With You Because I am Afraid to be Alone

by Russell Holbrook ...

Jilly Bean despises every aspect of her life. She resents her partner, loathes herself, and is weary of the constant bloodshed that consumes her existence. Despite her inner turmoil, she finds herself drawn to a certain employee at the God's Chicken restaurant in the mall. But as much as she yearns for their affection, Jilly Bean knows she can never have it - not with her dark past and current ... Read more

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Jilly Bean despises every aspect of her life. She resents her partner, loathes herself, and is weary of the constant bloodshed that consumes her existence. Despite her inner turmoil, she finds herself drawn to a certain employee at the God's Chicken restaurant in the mall. But as much as she yearns for their affection, Jilly Bean knows she can never have it - not with her dark past and current
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The Distended Table: A Collection of Holiday Favorites

by Russell Holbrook ...

FOOD! FAMILY! MAYHEM! MURDER! Ah, it must be the holidays!From the splatter to the surreal, The Distended Table is a buffet for the horror fiction connoisseur!You'll feast on the delights of a murderous pilgrim, insane Black Friday violence, fast food terrors, a vengeful vegan, a dark seasonal secret in the depths of Belfast City Centre, and many more frightfully delicious dishes!With horror and ... Read more

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FOOD! FAMILY! MAYHEM! MURDER! Ah, it must be the holidays!From the splatter to the surreal, The Distended Table is a buffet for the horror fiction connoisseur!You'll feast on the delights of a murderous pilgrim, insane Black Friday violence, fast food terrors, a vengeful vegan, a dark seasonal secret in the depths of Belfast City Centre, and many more frightfully delicious dishes!With horror and
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Cärl Brüder Versus the Self-Publishing Apocalypse!

by Russell Holbrook ...

We all know that self-publishing can be challenging, but for one writer, it's hell!Cärl Brüder was a young self-publishing guru, his name whispered in awe and admiration among hopeful writers. His webinars and courses were like golden tickets to the world of successful indie publishing, and students from all walks of life flocked to him with dreams of becoming best-selling authors. He exuded ... Read more

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We all know that self-publishing can be challenging, but for one writer, it's hell!Cärl Brüder was a young self-publishing guru, his name whispered in awe and admiration among hopeful writers. His webinars and courses were like golden tickets to the world of successful indie publishing, and students from all walks of life flocked to him with dreams of becoming best-selling authors. He exuded
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Ever a Never After

by Russell Holbrook ...

Prepare for a twisted journey through three tales of love gone wrong, murder, and insanity!First, follow Liz as she struggles to heal from her deep emotional wounds and debilitating disorder, only to fall into the clutches of a sinister homeopathic doctor with a twisted agenda and an unorthodox treatment plan. Brace yourself for a bizarro horror freakout filled with violence, gore, and the ... Read more

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Prepare for a twisted journey through three tales of love gone wrong, murder, and insanity!First, follow Liz as she struggles to heal from her deep emotional wounds and debilitating disorder, only to fall into the clutches of a sinister homeopathic doctor with a twisted agenda and an unorthodox treatment plan. Brace yourself for a bizarro horror freakout filled with violence, gore, and the
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Doorbusters

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Black Friday Magic and Mayhem!Black Friday has arrived and Donna, Pete, and their fellow coven members of The Circle of the Sacred Shopper are determined to make this year's celebration the greatest yet. However, an ominous presence at Super Big GigantaMart threatens to dampen the coven's joy. Will the magic of Black Friday triumph, or will this looming danger ruin their happiness and love? Read ... Read more

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Black Friday Magic and Mayhem!Black Friday has arrived and Donna, Pete, and their fellow coven members of The Circle of the Sacred Shopper are determined to make this year's celebration the greatest yet. However, an ominous presence at Super Big GigantaMart threatens to dampen the coven's joy. Will the magic of Black Friday triumph, or will this looming danger ruin their happiness and love? Read
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Stigmata Mania

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What happens when it's up to a guitar-wielding heroine and her horror-loving, metalhead husband to save the world from three 1980s Christian culture icons?Will a mime seeking vengeance against the girl who broke his heart in high school find the satisfaction he seeks with the help of a surgically added appendage?Can Cher save the space-time continuum from the loveable, bumbling duo of Jesus and ... Read more

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What happens when it's up to a guitar-wielding heroine and her horror-loving, metalhead husband to save the world from three 1980s Christian culture icons?Will a mime seeking vengeance against the girl who broke his heart in high school find the satisfaction he seeks with the help of a surgically added appendage?Can Cher save the space-time continuum from the loveable, bumbling duo of Jesus and
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Wanda the Bloodtose Intolerant Vampire

by Russell Holbrook ...

DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!!!!!In the heart of Mable Town, there is a sweet and irreverent love story blooming!All teenage Wanda wants is to be a part of the local vampire dance troupe, Blood Waltz - the acclaimed free-form avant garde group that actually doesn't do any waltzing at all. With their dark and mysterious allure, they captivate Wanda's imagination and he yearns to join their ranks. However, ... Read more

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DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!!!!!In the heart of Mable Town, there is a sweet and irreverent love story blooming!All teenage Wanda wants is to be a part of the local vampire dance troupe, Blood Waltz - the acclaimed free-form avant garde group that actually doesn't do any waltzing at all. With their dark and mysterious allure, they captivate Wanda's imagination and he yearns to join their ranks. However,
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Heroin is the Answer: A Memoir of What I Can Remember

by Russell Holbrook ...

Uncover a powerful story of drugs, addiction, and one man's struggle to become free.Heroin is the Answer combines a dark, gripping personal narrative with thought-provoking poetry, designed to offer a glimpse into the crushing weight of Heroin and the damage that it does to the lives of those who use it.Told with dry humor and imbued with a visceral, lucid detail that jumps from every page, this ... Read more

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Uncover a powerful story of drugs, addiction, and one man's struggle to become free.Heroin is the Answer combines a dark, gripping personal narrative with thought-provoking poetry, designed to offer a glimpse into the crushing weight of Heroin and the damage that it does to the lives of those who use it.Told with dry humor and imbued with a visceral, lucid detail that jumps from every page, this
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Piper and Shelly and the Weird Thing That Happened

by Russell Holbrook ...

REVENGE, AND GYPSY FUNNEL CAKES, ARE BEST SERVED HOT WITH A SIDE OF CURSES!It was a typical Tuesday evening when mystical grease and pornography enthusiasts Piper and Shelly were indulging in their favorite Gypsy funnel cake at the Mable Town food truck park. But Piper's delight turned to disgust when she found an unwelcome hair in her portion of the treat. She expressed her dissatisfaction loudly ... Read more

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REVENGE, AND GYPSY FUNNEL CAKES, ARE BEST SERVED HOT WITH A SIDE OF CURSES!It was a typical Tuesday evening when mystical grease and pornography enthusiasts Piper and Shelly were indulging in their favorite Gypsy funnel cake at the Mable Town food truck park. But Piper's delight turned to disgust when she found an unwelcome hair in her portion of the treat. She expressed her dissatisfaction loudly
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Lucy Furr

by Russell Holbrook ...

SOMETIMES IT TAKES A DEVIL TO DO THE LORD'S WORKThe inhabitants of Mable Town live under the tyranny of Valkos Enterprises, a government that demands absolute conformity and imposes its brand on every aspect of daily life. Despite this oppressive rule, Mary, Joseph, and their beloved cat, Lucy Furr, find contentment in their ordinary routines. However, their peaceful existence is shattered when a ... Read more

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SOMETIMES IT TAKES A DEVIL TO DO THE LORD'S WORKThe inhabitants of Mable Town live under the tyranny of Valkos Enterprises, a government that demands absolute conformity and imposes its brand on every aspect of daily life. Despite this oppressive rule, Mary, Joseph, and their beloved cat, Lucy Furr, find contentment in their ordinary routines. However, their peaceful existence is shattered when a
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Stephen King's Worst Nightmare

by D.M. Woolston ...

This is a short story. I love the tales of Stephen King, and hope this is a worthy tribute to his freakish ability to pants the hell out of the written word. Also a thank you to the King for The Plant, which forged a revolution in the publishing industry. ... Read more

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This is a short story. I love the tales of Stephen King, and hope this is a worthy tribute to his freakish ability to pants the hell out of the written word. Also a thank you to the King for The Plant, which forged a revolution in the publishing industry.
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Confessions of a Captured Angel

by Neil Carpathios ...

In these wise and lovely mortal ruminations Neil Carpathios, long one of my favorite poets, turns fifty, that perilous promontory from which the world starts to flicker like an old neon sign. But age just makes Carpathios pay attention all the more keenly. The joy of this book is that it makes us pause with him on our little human journey and take in the view while we still have time. You couldn’t ... Read more

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In these wise and lovely mortal ruminations Neil Carpathios, long one of my favorite poets, turns fifty, that perilous promontory from which the world starts to flicker like an old neon sign. But age just makes Carpathios pay attention all the more keenly. The joy of this book is that it makes us pause with him on our little human journey and take in the view while we still have time. You couldn’t
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