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Cunk on Everything

The Encyclopedia Philomena

by Philomena Cunk ...

**A VULTURE BEST COMEDY BOOK OF 2023From the star of the “deeply funny, unexpectedly informative” (The Daily Beast) Netflix mockumentary Cunk on Earth, a helpful guide covering every single topic in the known universe, from Adam and Eve to Top Gun.**Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. And now, Cunk on Everything: The ... Read more

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**A VULTURE BEST COMEDY BOOK OF 2023From the star of the “deeply funny, unexpectedly informative” (The Daily Beast) Netflix mockumentary Cunk on Earth, a helpful guide covering every single topic in the known universe, from Adam and Eve to Top Gun.**Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. And now, Cunk on Everything: The
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Cunk on Everything

The Encyclopedia Philomena - 'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al Murray

by Philomena Cunk ...

*From the star of CUNK ON EARTH - BBC's landmark mockumentary, now on Netflix!*'This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with' Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Moments of Wonder and Cunk on Earth, Cunk & Other Humans**'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al MurrayOnce in a blue moon, a book comes ... Read more

$14.99 CAD

*From the star of CUNK ON EARTH - BBC's landmark mockumentary, now on Netflix!*'This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with' Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Moments of Wonder and Cunk on Earth, Cunk & Other Humans**'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al MurrayOnce in a blue moon, a book comes
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Taken by the Horny MRI Machine

A Spicy Sentient Object Romance

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Digital Voice Madison G ...

Unabridged

17 min

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.She never expected to be taken by an MRI machine!Liz is terrified of having to undergo an MRI scan. Even her sexy doctor can't ease her fears.Only when the MRI machine shows that it can more than just diagnose her, she'll relax enough to give in to true pleasure...A spicy audiobook featuring a sentient MRI machine, a hot-as-hell doctor and the woman ... Read more

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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.She never expected to be taken by an MRI machine!Liz is terrified of having to undergo an MRI scan. Even her sexy doctor can't ease her fears.Only when the MRI machine shows that it can more than just diagnose her, she'll relax enough to give in to true pleasure...A spicy audiobook featuring a sentient MRI machine, a hot-as-hell doctor and the woman
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Better than Nothing

A Nurse and an Indigenous Community in the Australian Outback

by Philomena ...

This engaging yet powerful memoir breaks the boundary between popular and scholarly accounts of Indigenous life in a remote Outback region in Western Australia.This is the story of a former nun who was guided by a spiritual quest to help the poorest and most neglected people in her country, Australia. For 15 incredible years (1981-1996), shelived and worked as a remote-area community nurse in an ... Read more

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This engaging yet powerful memoir breaks the boundary between popular and scholarly accounts of Indigenous life in a remote Outback region in Western Australia.This is the story of a former nun who was guided by a spiritual quest to help the poorest and most neglected people in her country, Australia. For 15 incredible years (1981-1996), shelived and worked as a remote-area community nurse in an
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Footprints

Secret Lives at Bletchley Park

by Philomena Liggins ...

Set in the secret home of the Second World War’s Government Code & Cypher School, this moving story is based on war-time facts. With a novel approach, the author brings Bletchley Park’s own history to life through the lives of two young Wrens working on the German U-boat Enigma cyphers during 1942. It tells of their own secrets and fears, their fun and laughter but above all it is a story of ... Read more

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Set in the secret home of the Second World War’s Government Code & Cypher School, this moving story is based on war-time facts. With a novel approach, the author brings Bletchley Park’s own history to life through the lives of two young Wrens working on the German U-boat Enigma cyphers during 1942. It tells of their own secrets and fears, their fun and laughter but above all it is a story of
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Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine

by Skye MacKinnon, Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Digital Voices ...

Series Audiobook 1 - Sentient Object Adventures
Unabridged

1 hour 17 min

One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift.Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries.With vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please.Ruby might be losing her mind… but she’s not about to ... Read more

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One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift.Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries.With vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please.Ruby might be losing her mind… but she’s not about to
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Taken by the Horny Platypus

A Humorous Erotic Shifter Story

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Charlotte A Synthetic Voice ...

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26 min

Please note that this audiobook version has been created using a synthesized computer voice."Philomena has a way of taking something innocent and turning it into something so dirty, you can't tear your eyes away...even if you want to." - Skyari MacWood, not a bestselling author."I spent all day yesterday laughing every time I walked by the ‘billing department’ at work." - Goodreads reviewerRead ... Read more

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Please note that this audiobook version has been created using a synthesized computer voice."Philomena has a way of taking something innocent and turning it into something so dirty, you can't tear your eyes away...even if you want to." - Skyari MacWood, not a bestselling author."I spent all day yesterday laughing every time I walked by the ‘billing department’ at work." - Goodreads reviewerRead
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Deep Foundational Deliverance

by Dr. Philomena Gerald Ishengoma ...

Are you living a life that feels cursed, weighed down by invisible forces you can't name let alone fight?There are battles many of us face that go beyond the natural realm-battles that medicine can't heal, success can't fix, and people can't explain. In this powerful and deeply honest exploration, Foundational Deep Deliverance: Secret to Spiritual Warfare peels back the veil on the unseen ... Read more

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Are you living a life that feels cursed, weighed down by invisible forces you can't name let alone fight?There are battles many of us face that go beyond the natural realm-battles that medicine can't heal, success can't fix, and people can't explain. In this powerful and deeply honest exploration, Foundational Deep Deliverance: Secret to Spiritual Warfare peels back the veil on the unseen
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Taken by the Horny Cardboard Box

by Skye MacKinnon, Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Kat Dollar ...

Series Audiobook 6 - Sentient Object Adventures
Unabridged

1 hour 25 min

Some deliveries come with tracking. This one comes with feelings.The box turns up outside Catherine’s flat one evening, enormous and bearing only her name. Inside is an expensive pink rabbit vibrator and a label containing one word: *Enjoy.*Catherine takes the hint and prepares for an extensive bathtub session. But when she pays far more attention to the toy than the packaging that delivered it, ... Read more

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Some deliveries come with tracking. This one comes with feelings.The box turns up outside Catherine’s flat one evening, enormous and bearing only her name. Inside is an expensive pink rabbit vibrator and a label containing one word: *Enjoy.*Catherine takes the hint and prepares for an extensive bathtub session. But when she pays far more attention to the toy than the packaging that delivered it,
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Loving a Caveman

Stone Age Virgin Erotica

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

Series Book 1 - Sexy Stone Age
Her caveman is ready to take her virginity and show her the meaning of pleasure...Mira is a young, innocent cave girl virgin who can't imagine that marriage would ever be for her. And when her father chooses Regus, a weakling to her eyes, she is close to running away from home.Before she can marry, she must learn what being a woman in the stone age is all about.And when the wedding night arrives, ... Read more

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Her caveman is ready to take her virginity and show her the meaning of pleasure...Mira is a young, innocent cave girl virgin who can't imagine that marriage would ever be for her. And when her father chooses Regus, a weakling to her eyes, she is close to running away from home.Before she can marry, she must learn what being a woman in the stone age is all about.And when the wedding night arrives,
... Read more
The World According to Cunk

An Illustrated History of All World Events Ever

by Philomena Cunk ...

Romans! Madrigals! The Dark Ages! Revolutions! Trumpets! The Oranges of The First World War! All of this (except trumpets) and more, is covered in this definitive, easy-clean history of all world history so far, written by the creator and star of the “blessedly stupid, wickedly smart” (Observer) Netflix documentary Cunk on Life, Philomena Cunk.Focussing on the inventions, art, and brainboxes that ... Read more

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Romans! Madrigals! The Dark Ages! Revolutions! Trumpets! The Oranges of The First World War! All of this (except trumpets) and more, is covered in this definitive, easy-clean history of all world history so far, written by the creator and star of the “blessedly stupid, wickedly smart” (Observer) Netflix documentary Cunk on Life, Philomena Cunk.Focussing on the inventions, art, and brainboxes that
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Ravished by the Cavemen

The complete series

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

These savage cavemen will ravish her...Cavegirl Mira isn't happy about her arranged marriage, but she doesn't have a choice. She's promised to the chief and there's no way for her to escape all the pleasure he's planned for her... One thing is certain, she won't stay a virgin for long.Her new husband isn't the only caveman who desires Mira. The rival tribe leader will stop at nothing to make her ... Read more

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These savage cavemen will ravish her...Cavegirl Mira isn't happy about her arranged marriage, but she doesn't have a choice. She's promised to the chief and there's no way for her to escape all the pleasure he's planned for her... One thing is certain, she won't stay a virgin for long.Her new husband isn't the only caveman who desires Mira. The rival tribe leader will stop at nothing to make her
... Read more

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