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  • The Man Who Tried to Impress Thomas Aquinas

    by Otto Handley ...
    What happens when theology works exactly as intended—and someone notices?Sent to Paris to study under Thomas Aquinas, the earnest Agnello degli Cipolle believes he has come in search of truth. What he finds instead is a system: polished, procedural, and exquisitely capable of absorbing doubt without ever acknowledging it.As Agnello struggles to reconcile holiness with gluttony, abstraction, and ... Read more

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  • The Man Who Tried to Impress the Man Who Wasn’t There

    by Otto Handley ...
    Otto Handley's The Man Who Tried to Impress the Man Who Wasn't There is a surrealist exploration of corporate psychology, metaphysical guilt, and the suffocating nature of internalised standards. The narrative follows Evan Evanescent, a quality assessor whose obsession with an enigmatic poem leads him to perceive a silent, invisible judge haunting his workplace and home. This perceived evaluative ... Read more

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  • On Witnessing the Delusion of the Holy Virgin

    by Otto Handley ...
    Fr Gideon Necrotode undergoes a psychological and spiritual crisis after experiencing a mysterious vision. He find himself confined in a clinical facility that blends medical bureaucracy with metaphysical phenomena. After witnessing a suspected apparition of the Holy Virgin, Fr Necrotode navigates a landscape of humming chairs, shifting mirrors, and institutional forms that attempt to categorise ... Read more

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  • The Pilgrim's Wife

    by Otto Handley ...
    The Pilgrim's Wife is the sequel to The Suburban Pilgrim. The protagonist Maxine navigates the emotional and bureaucratic fallout after her husband, Kevin, abandons their suburban life for a mysterious journey. Living in the City of Convenience, Maxine initially struggles with the lack of a formal will and the stifling social expectations of her neighbours. Eventually, she decides to follow Kevin ... Read more

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  • The Four Last Things

    by Otto Handley ...
    "The Four Last Things" reimagines the afterlife as a highly bureaucratic and industrialised cosmos. The narrative follows Oscar Whatmore, a pragmatic removalist who dies in an accident involving a French armoire, as he is processed through a surprisingly mundane Celestial system populated by weary angels and maintenance crews. Oscar quickly finds Heaven to be a tedious, monotonous "Enduring ... Read more

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  • The Physics of Interminableness

    by Otto Handley ...
    At a dinner in Orvieto, Pope Urban IV shouts at Thomas Aquinas to pass the involtini. Whether this incident actually occurred is doubtful. Whether it matters is even less clear. And yet the delay—the dish hovering eternally between hands—refuses to end.From this trivial, possibly apocryphal incident unfolds The Physics of Interminableness, a philosophical satire and narrative inquiry into why so ... Read more

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  • The Book of Grease

    by Otto Handley ...
    The Book of Grease is a history of the Universe tracing its origin from the emergence of the divine eternal lubricant, Grease. The central prophetic figure who personifies evolution into actuality is the Anointed Fryer, who became known to humanity in the personage of Frank. The narrative traces the evolution of belief systems, starting with the initial devotion of the Greasites to the Fryer's ... Read more

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  • The Story of Glen

    by Otto Handley ...
    The Story of Glen: The Search for FrankA Chronicle of Viscous Revelation and the Golden-Crisp SoulThis pseudo-theological narrative chronicles details the spiritual journey of a man named Glen, who is called to become The Fryer, a prophet of viscosity and fried food. Included among the significant issues and events are The Fryer's inital revelation, a growing understanding of the doctrine of ... Read more

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  • The Suburban Pilgrim

    by Otto Handley ...
    The Suburban Pilgrim is the story of a man named Kevin, who leaves the mundane "City of Convenience" after experiencing persistent existential unease, symbolised by a ringing in his ears. Kevin's journey becomes a spiritual quest mapped as a physical road, where he encounters various obstacles representing contemporary distractions, such as Life Coach, Fundamentalist, the Bog of Rationalization, ... Read more

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  • Kant's Trousers

    by Otto Handley ...
    Kant's Trousers is a philosophical satire that explores the boundaries of human reason through a fictionalised conflict between Immanuel Kant and Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. The narrative centres on a symbolic event in which Hegel sets fire to Kant's trousers to challenge the elder philosopher's rigid metaphysical frameworks and "fixed" categories. While Kant maintains his dignity by arguing ... Read more

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  • The Man Who Tried to Impress Aristotle

    by Otto Handley ...
    In The Man Who Tried to Impress Aristotle we follow the story of Edgar Blunt, an ordinary man who discovers an annotated anthology of philosophy and becomes obsessed with achieving Aristotelian virtue through rigid, literal interpretations of concepts like potentiality and the Golden Mean. Edgar's attempts to mathematically calibrate his friendships, diet, and even his sock drawer lead to social ... Read more

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  • The Grease Handbook

    Greasepolis

    by Otto Handley ...
    Series series Greasepolis
    This handbook is a selection of primary sources about the intricate metaphysical cosmology where grease serves as the foundational medium for existence, This handbook is a selection of primary sources about the intricate metaphysical cosmology where grease serves as the foundational medium for existence, retaining all historical and emotional memory across various realms. Much of the research, led ... Read more

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