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Bell Hammers

The True Folk Tale of Little Egypt, Illinois

by Lancelot Schaubert ...

PRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS.AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under his Grandad, he learns how to properly prank his neighbors, friends, and foes. Beth tries to fix Remmy by taking him to church. Under his Daddy, Remmy starts the Bell Hammer ... Read more

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PRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS.AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under his Grandad, he learns how to properly prank his neighbors, friends, and foes. Beth tries to fix Remmy by taking him to church. Under his Daddy, Remmy starts the Bell Hammer
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Concrete in Watercolor

by Lancelot Schaubert ...

I spent almost the entirety of my last poetry anthology focusing on the alliterative meter - on carving in granite while focusing on the romantic nature of Greenwood Cemetery's leaves and trees and fish. (I will forever refuse to use their foundation's mid word dash). In this volume, I wanted to invert both foci of the last: I wish to paint with watercolors and carve with wood rather than to carve ... Read more

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I spent almost the entirety of my last poetry anthology focusing on the alliterative meter - on carving in granite while focusing on the romantic nature of Greenwood Cemetery's leaves and trees and fish. (I will forever refuse to use their foundation's mid word dash). In this volume, I wanted to invert both foci of the last: I wish to paint with watercolors and carve with wood rather than to carve
... Read more
The Omni Lighthouse

by Lancelot Schaubert ...

Tell me, what do the following have in common?I once bathed a full grown American Greywolf while naked.I wrote a sports essay on the opportunity cost of the Brooklyn Dodgers, proving they'd be worth more than the L.A. Dodgers.I traced the history of Science Fiction into antiquity.I wrote short stories on a lighthouse for spaceships, a supply chain engineer that wins a war, and a mother who ... Read more

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Tell me, what do the following have in common?I once bathed a full grown American Greywolf while naked.I wrote a sports essay on the opportunity cost of the Brooklyn Dodgers, proving they'd be worth more than the L.A. Dodgers.I traced the history of Science Fiction into antiquity.I wrote short stories on a lighthouse for spaceships, a supply chain engineer that wins a war, and a mother who
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Least of These Least

by Lancelot Schaubert ...

It unsettles me that Jesus never specified on the second time he said it. The verse fills us with dread in general: where have we overlooked the hungry, the sick, the undocumented refugee or person experiencing homelessness, the naked, the prisoner? When have we neglected to quench, feed, heal, host, and visit? And when - specifically - have we done so to Jesus himself?The dread grows.For Jesus, ... Read more

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It unsettles me that Jesus never specified on the second time he said it. The verse fills us with dread in general: where have we overlooked the hungry, the sick, the undocumented refugee or person experiencing homelessness, the naked, the prisoner? When have we neglected to quench, feed, heal, host, and visit? And when - specifically - have we done so to Jesus himself?The dread grows.For Jesus,
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Harry Rides the Danger

by Lancelot Schaubert ...

Illustrated by Tony Otero ...

Harry woke at night: in his doorway stood THE DANGER. Harry learns first to face and follow Danger, then to court Danger. Harry takes the Danger out for chocolate cake, for jumping over mountains, for leaping over pits of snakes. Then he wields Danger to save lives, homes, and worlds from a world ending fire.A children's book written in the wake of the historic Joplin tornado, HARRY RIDES THE ... Read more

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Harry woke at night: in his doorway stood THE DANGER. Harry learns first to face and follow Danger, then to court Danger. Harry takes the Danger out for chocolate cake, for jumping over mountains, for leaping over pits of snakes. Then he wields Danger to save lives, homes, and worlds from a world ending fire.A children's book written in the wake of the historic Joplin tornado, HARRY RIDES THE
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The Greenwood Poet

by Lancelot Schaubert ...

The Greenwood Poet spent two years spelunking the archive, grounds, and barrows of Greenwood Cemetery - America's oldest and greatest rural cemetery. While there, he uncovered stories of love and loss, stories of shipwreck and tragedy. And he met several Fae creatures who had something to say about New York city. Written mostly in heroic meter with a couple breaks for spoken word and Renaissance ... Read more

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The Greenwood Poet spent two years spelunking the archive, grounds, and barrows of Greenwood Cemetery - America's oldest and greatest rural cemetery. While there, he uncovered stories of love and loss, stories of shipwreck and tragedy. And he met several Fae creatures who had something to say about New York city. Written mostly in heroic meter with a couple breaks for spoken word and Renaissance
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Tap and Die

by Lancelot Schaubert ...

A cowboy separated from his wife visits an ambassador's gala above an active volcano. Magical terrorists attack. Separated from his clothes and family, he must wield a lightning wand against an invading army in hopes to set the fantastic world's diplomats free.Will he make it out clothed, reunited, and unsinged?Conceived as a genre-bending - even Nabokovian - satire of Die Hard, one Canadian ... Read more

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A cowboy separated from his wife visits an ambassador's gala above an active volcano. Magical terrorists attack. Separated from his clothes and family, he must wield a lightning wand against an invading army in hopes to set the fantastic world's diplomats free.Will he make it out clothed, reunited, and unsinged?Conceived as a genre-bending - even Nabokovian - satire of Die Hard, one Canadian
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Eric Flint's 1632 & Beyond Issue #11

Eric Flint's 1632 & Beyond, #11

by 1632 and Beyond, George Grant, Virginia DeMarce, Terry Howard, Lancelot Schaubert, Bethanne Kim, Gorg Huff, Jacki Britton Lopatin, Mark Roth-Whitworth ...

Series Book 11 - Eric Flint's 1632 & Beyond
"Cittandino in Villa" Or "The Economy of the Citizen in the Country" By Lancelot Schaubert is the story of Vincenzo Tanara, an obsessive collector of rare plants who often resorts to theft to obtain his prize specimens. He encounters kudzu, a vine native to Japan that had been released into the up-time USA and had run rampant, overtaking and strangling out native vegetation. Vincenzo steals some ... Read more

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"Cittandino in Villa" Or "The Economy of the Citizen in the Country" By Lancelot Schaubert is the story of Vincenzo Tanara, an obsessive collector of rare plants who often resorts to theft to obtain his prize specimens. He encounters kudzu, a vine native to Japan that had been released into the up-time USA and had run rampant, overtaking and strangling out native vegetation. Vincenzo steals some
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Bell Hammers

The True Folk Tale of Little Egypt

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"Schaubert recounts a mischievous man's eight decades in Illinois's Little Egypt region in his picaresque debut. Remmy's life of constant schemes and pranks and a lifelong feud with classmate Jim Johnstone and the local oil drilling company proves consequential. This is a hoot."- Publisher's WeeklyPRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS.AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.Remmy ... Read more

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"Schaubert recounts a mischievous man's eight decades in Illinois's Little Egypt region in his picaresque debut. Remmy's life of constant schemes and pranks and a lifelong feud with classmate Jim Johnstone and the local oil drilling company proves consequential. This is a hoot."- Publisher's WeeklyPRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS.AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.Remmy
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Person, Place, Thing

Stories Pulled from a Hat

by Emily Munro, Erin Cullen ...

What would you write if you had to combine a reluctant sorcerer, the end of the world, and an unopened letter into a short story? What about a conscripted poet, a last diner, and a compass that doesn't work? Or a box of killer wasps, the north pole of the moon, a sentient lump of yogurt? Those are not the prompts that ended up in this anthology.But they could have been.I'm not sure where I found ... Read more

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What would you write if you had to combine a reluctant sorcerer, the end of the world, and an unopened letter into a short story? What about a conscripted poet, a last diner, and a compass that doesn't work? Or a box of killer wasps, the north pole of the moon, a sentient lump of yogurt? Those are not the prompts that ended up in this anthology.But they could have been.I'm not sure where I found
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Of Gods and Globes III

by Juliet Marillier ...

OF GODS AND GLOBES, the award-winning anthology, returns with over 20 speculative stories based on the world's astronomical myths.We know that the moon holds sway over the ocean tide and the almost universal testimony of the effect of a full moon on people. Are planetary effects more mysterious than we have discovered?Science has a very different view of energy than when astrology was rejected. ... Read more

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OF GODS AND GLOBES, the award-winning anthology, returns with over 20 speculative stories based on the world's astronomical myths.We know that the moon holds sway over the ocean tide and the almost universal testimony of the effect of a full moon on people. Are planetary effects more mysterious than we have discovered?Science has a very different view of energy than when astrology was rejected.
... Read more
Women's Poetry Anthology

by Emily Dickinson, Emma Lazarus ...

Women poets past and present rally together to speak about the experience of womanhood, of poetry through the eyes of a woman, and of the struggles, triumphs, and joys of their lives.Featuring poems by Emily Dickinson, Emma Lazarus, Lady Gregory, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, The Whore of Quality, Sappho, Gertrude Stein, Whitney Coy, Casey Lawrence, Linda Rosewood, Holly Payne-Strange, Alice Duer ... Read more

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Women poets past and present rally together to speak about the experience of womanhood, of poetry through the eyes of a woman, and of the struggles, triumphs, and joys of their lives.Featuring poems by Emily Dickinson, Emma Lazarus, Lady Gregory, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, The Whore of Quality, Sappho, Gertrude Stein, Whitney Coy, Casey Lawrence, Linda Rosewood, Holly Payne-Strange, Alice Duer
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