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  • Instructions for the British People During The Emergency

    'Funny, despite bloody everything' - Charlie BrookerAn indispensable handbook to see the nation through lockdown, breakdown and meltdown.As Britain enters a period of tremendous upheaval, your government has requested that everyone immediately undertake a series of life-style changes that may test the nation's resolve.Most of it is simple common-sense, but common-sense may be new to you, ... Read more

    $4.99 CAD

  • The Ladybird Book of the Zombie Apocalypse

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    Discover what the end of the world really looks like . . .'Lara has constructed her own home-made flame-thrower.The flame-thrower has turned the walking corpses into burning walking corpses. Now everything they touch catches fire.'This did not happen with the cricket bat,' thinks Lara'__________'Some people say civilisation after a zombie apocalypse will go back to The Stone Age.Nobody tidies up ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • How it Works: The Dog

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    THE PERFECT GIFT for people who value friendship, uncompromising love, dribble, chewed up furniture and miles and miles of walking to go to the toilet.__________________________________'The dog is often called a man's best friend.Dogs are reliable, loyal and loving, like all best friends.They also smell like a bobble hat full of corned beef that has been left on a parcel shelf of a locked car for ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • How it Works: The Husband

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    The handy guide to the HUSBAND makes the PERFECT GIFT for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husband.____________________'The wife likes to read romantic fiction. The books are a fantasy and an escape for her.The husband does not waste his time on silly stories. He likes to read books about things that really happened and tales of real men.... ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • The Ladybird Book of the Ex

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    The PERFECT GIFT for anyone who has ever broken up with someone or ever been broken up with, or is about to take a trip to Break-up City, population you.'Ah well,' thinks Martin. 'At least she left me a packet of cigarettes and a little bicycle made out of pipe cleaners.'_____________Rocco paid a fortune for the website getdianeback.com but it failed to get Diane back.... ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • The Story of Brexit

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    As Brexit reaches its final stretch, find a way to laugh through the pain and or celebrate the end with Ladybird's hilarious and essential guide, The Story of Brexit.'Hilarious' STYLIST________'"Leaving was the will of the people" sighs Angelica's father. He voted to leave.Angelica voted to remain, but she feels the same way. "It is the will of the people," she sighs.They stare at the ducks. They ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • How it Works: The Dad

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    The PERFECT GIFT for that superhero, saint, figure of worship or, if none of those apply your plain dear old dad.'Shawn has set up his own firework display in the garden."Those big displays are rubbish," he tells his son. "You can't see a thing."When Shawn's son has seen the firework, they will go back indoors.Fireworks are more expensi... ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • The Ladybird Book of Dating

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    THE PERFECT GIFT for the lonely, the deluded and the desperate.__________________________________It is Barney and Leigh's wedding day. They have certainly come a long way from their first date.They have learned to supress their personalities and pretend they want the same things, so they will be able to put up with each other for several years.Everyone is happy for them.Their story is over._______ ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • How it Works: The Cat

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    THE PERFECT GIFT for those who value elegance, affection, cold hearted killing and expensive, clawed to death furniture.__________________________________'A pet can be great fun.Cats are warm and fluffy, like cuddly toys, and their owners give them lots of time and affection.And, just like cuddly toys, they do very little in return.'__________________________________'Over thousands of years, we ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • How It Works: The Mum

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    The PERFECT GIFT for Mum would be to let her take the day off while you do everything for her. Why not get her this book instead?----------------This is mum.A mum has two very important jobs to do. One is to look after her children.The other is to do everything else as well.----------------Now Lyndsay's little boy is at nursery, she is l... ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • The Ladybird Book of the Meeting

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    Learn all about the different kinds of meetings - brainstorms, catch-ups, face-to-face, virtual, unattended - and how to avoid them completely . . .'People at work spend a lot of the day in meetings.Meetings are important because they give everyone a chance to talk about work.Which is easier than doing it.'__________'Rudd attends meetings remotely from his home office.He has three telephones, two ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD

  • The Wonderful World of Ladybird Books for Grown-Ups

    Series series Ladybirds for Grown-Ups
    'After the success of their ingenious idea of matching pictures from Ladybird's archive with prose that mocks the mores of modern life, they are bowing out with a bang with this compendium' - Sunday TelegraphFrom the people who gave you classics such as The Ladybird Book of The Hangover and The Ladybird Book of The Mid-Life Crisis, they bring you this collection of what could have been. Imagine a ... Read more

    $17.99 CAD