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  • Dino Quest: The Mammoth Riders

    What If Knights Rode Dinosaurs?

    Series series Dino Quest
    JOIN THE QUEST!The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pterodactyl pirates, and dino-sorcerers?IN THE SECOND BOOK OF THE SERIES...In just a few days, Moss's life has been ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Dino Quest: The Dino-Sorcerer

    Series series Dino Quest
    JOIN THE QUEST!Medieval fantasy collides with prehistoric peril in this roar-some series of high-interest chapter books packed with action, drama, and laugh-out-loud humor.The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The FBG 100% Unofficial Parody!

    by Ian Billings ...
    Illustrated by Mike Bryson ...
    "It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!"In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG -the Flipping Big Gnome!He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big!Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because they're coming ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD

  • Dino Quest: The Trouble with Tyrannosaurs

    What If Knights Rode Dinosaurs?

    Series series Dino Quest
    *2025 Moonbeam Award gold medalist in the Juvenile Fiction category*Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground - and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword.But fate takes a twist when Moss discovers that he has a gift for speaking to ... Read more

    $0.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY 100% Unofficial Parody

    "It's scumpiddlinoxious!"Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak! He's the most extraordinary maker of Grot in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY!Your tour is about to start! Don't wander off! YOU! Yes, YOU! I'm talking to you! Mr.Plonka would hate to lose you ... Read more

    $7.99 CAD

  • Tolly Grimpen's Tales of Grot and Horror

    by Ian Billings ...
    Illustrated by Hunt Emerson ...
    A collection of silly and scary stories for children illustrated by iconic cartoonist Hunt Emerson.These are Tolly Grimpen’s Tales of Grot and Horror. Come with me if you dare and delve into the pages of this collection of horrid and chilling tales from the maniacal mind of Ian Billings, illustrated by the equally mad genius of Hunt Emerson. Read about the escapades of Florence Gallop as she falls ... Read more

    $6.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Dino Quest: Sky Pirates of Primordia

    What If Knights Rode Dinosaurs?

    by Ian Billings ...
    Narrated by Ian Billings ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - Dino Quest

    Unabridged

    1 hour 52 min

    JOIN THE QUEST!Medieval fantasy collides with prehistoric peril in the Dino-Quest series, packed with action, drama, and laugh-out-loud humour.The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Dino Quest: The Dino-Sorcerer

    by Ian Billings ...
    Narrated by Ian Billings ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - Dino Quest

    Unabridged

    1 hour 46 min

    JOIN THE QUEST!Medieval fantasy collides with prehistoric peril in this roar-some series of high-interest chapter books packed with action, drama, and laugh-out-loud humor.The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Dino Quest: The Mammoth Riders

    What If Knights Rode Dinosaurs?

    by Ian Billings ...
    Narrated by Ian Billings ...
    Series Audiobook 2 - Dino Quest

    Unabridged

    2 hours 5 min

    The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pterodactyl pirates, and dino-sorcerers?IN THE SECOND BOOK OF THE SERIES...In just a few days, Moss's life has been turned upside-down. ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    FBG, The

    by Ian Billings ...
    Narrated by Ian Billings ...

    Unabridged

    3 hours 57 min

    “It’s supersmellygunkyfilthy nastygrosslyputrid!”You is holdling in your handles the story wot is about the FBG. I is the FBG - the Flippin’ Big Gnome and I is snot like udder gnomes. I is Big - flippin’ Big!And in this snorey yoo meet a soggy little girgle called Stephanie and we goes on advenchures with emus, gnomes and the King of Ingerlund.HEAR the 100% unofficial parody of one the greatest ... Read more

    $11.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Dino Quest: The Trouble with Tyrannosaurs

    What If Knights Rode Dinosaurs?

    by Ian Billings ...
    Narrated by Ian Billings ...
    Series Audiobook 1 - Dino Quest

    Unabridged

    1 hour 59 min

    *2025 Moonbeam Award gold medalist in the Juvenile Fiction category*Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground - and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword.But fate takes a twist when Moss discovers that he has a gift for speaking to ... Read more

    $9.99 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    The What if? Kids - Beyond the Shoreline

    by Sarah Lovesy ...
    Narrated by Ian Billings ...

    Unabridged

    1 hour 53 min

    THE WHAT IF? KIDS - BEYOND THE SHORELINE: THIRD BOOK IN THE TRILOGYThe What if? Kids are back on their third adventure! With their magical powers they are trying to save the ocean beds and coral reefs of Gleesphere from being destroyed. But will they triumph as this time their arch enemy Hugo Sogo has lots of tricks up his sleeves to become the one and only ruler of planet Gleesphere?Feel the ... Read more

    $14.99 CAD