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  • The Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

    The classic pocket guide to the language of London.This wonderful little guide to cockney rhyming slang contains over 1,700 old and new rhymes translated from Cockney to English and English to Cockney, including:Custard and jelly - tellyHot cross bun - nunLemon tart - smartRock ’n’ roll - doleSticky toffee - coffee...and many more. Ma... ... Read more

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