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The Undertaker's Ball. Part two of 'The Care Home'

by Frankie Lassut ...

This is the second part of the care home. It contains vulgar scenes of abuse, especially concerning those who have that real turn off dementia. It features the Undertaker's Ball an annual do attended by Undertakers trying to sell their wares i.e. coffins. They go around the dance hall with tape measures. So it's just like a Clinton Eastwood movie. I think it has scenes of abuse in it too, not to ... Read more

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This is the second part of the care home. It contains vulgar scenes of abuse, especially concerning those who have that real turn off dementia. It features the Undertaker's Ball an annual do attended by Undertakers trying to sell their wares i.e. coffins. They go around the dance hall with tape measures. So it's just like a Clinton Eastwood movie. I think it has scenes of abuse in it too, not to
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Erotic Distraction No3.1 The Blue Movie & Louise

Erotic Distractions, #3

by Frankie Lassut ...

Series Book 3 - Erotic Distractions
The author visits a blue movie cinema, gets worked up and passionate. Then a disaster ...The message? If you're sad, stay away from seedy cinemas ...I'm probably completely wrong, so, just carry on doing whatever turns you on.This book contains explicit adult material; for 18 years and over. ... Read more

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The author visits a blue movie cinema, gets worked up and passionate. Then a disaster ...The message? If you're sad, stay away from seedy cinemas ...I'm probably completely wrong, so, just carry on doing whatever turns you on.This book contains explicit adult material; for 18 years and over.
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The Trial of Mr Splish Splosh and Other Short Bizarro Stories

by Frankie Lassut ...

Come to the trial of Mr Splish Splosh; you won't regret it! In this compendium of stories, we also meet Moomintroll. If you hadn't met Moomintroll and his family when you were young, you missed out and didn't have a proper childhood. How could your parents do that to you, you poor wee thing? Anyway, I will try and fill a little gap for you. That's really nice of me.What else? Ah yes. There's a ... Read more

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Come to the trial of Mr Splish Splosh; you won't regret it! In this compendium of stories, we also meet Moomintroll. If you hadn't met Moomintroll and his family when you were young, you missed out and didn't have a proper childhood. How could your parents do that to you, you poor wee thing? Anyway, I will try and fill a little gap for you. That's really nice of me.What else? Ah yes. There's a
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The Flark and the Day of the Priffids

by Frankie Lassut ...

This book is written in a style called Bizzaro. Bizzaro is fairly new and people who are Bizzaro writers have fertile imaginations. Their inner-beings if you believe in such far-out things are a little nutty.Bizzaro writers like myself carry red noses with them and if a situation arises where it is needed; they wear it. If the Kray twins had done something silly and someone had donned a red nose ... Read more

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This book is written in a style called Bizzaro. Bizzaro is fairly new and people who are Bizzaro writers have fertile imaginations. Their inner-beings if you believe in such far-out things are a little nutty.Bizzaro writers like myself carry red noses with them and if a situation arises where it is needed; they wear it. If the Kray twins had done something silly and someone had donned a red nose
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Was Shakespeare a Woman?

by Frankie Lassut ...

A tale of Tto Warwickshire Towns in competeition with one another for fame, glory and tourism. ... Read more

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A tale of Tto Warwickshire Towns in competeition with one another for fame, glory and tourism.
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I Want My Mummy!

by Frankie Lassut ...

Two horror stories about mummies, hence the title. Meant as a bit of fun. The first is about a bloke who buys a great metal detector; you'll never guess what it's made from. Well, this bloke goes into this farmer's field and starts detecting. Oh boy, you'll never guess what he unearths. He also meets his girlfriend in the process. Awwwww, metal detecting; so romantic!The second story is absolutely ... Read more

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Two horror stories about mummies, hence the title. Meant as a bit of fun. The first is about a bloke who buys a great metal detector; you'll never guess what it's made from. Well, this bloke goes into this farmer's field and starts detecting. Oh boy, you'll never guess what he unearths. He also meets his girlfriend in the process. Awwwww, metal detecting; so romantic!The second story is absolutely
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The Irritation

by Frankie Lassut ...

Well 'whoopy doo!' Here's another little Quick Flash story. Again it's in A and B mind movie form. The B part which is first (logic), tells another little part of a writer's life i.e. usually about handling the huge amounts of money which comes to writers from their armies of adoring fans. Writers you see are traditionally believed to be so broke that when they buy a box of matches to light the ... Read more

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Well 'whoopy doo!' Here's another little Quick Flash story. Again it's in A and B mind movie form. The B part which is first (logic), tells another little part of a writer's life i.e. usually about handling the huge amounts of money which comes to writers from their armies of adoring fans. Writers you see are traditionally believed to be so broke that when they buy a box of matches to light the
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Four Tales of Awful Horror

by Frankie Lassut ...

This is a respectful tribute to the recently passed British horror author, the great, the well loved James Herbert. The four short stories have been written down by Frankie who channels the souls of who were great unknown British horror writers, James Turbot and Stephen Cling.October-Aurora-Sunrise.May the mind and memory of James Herbert live on in the physical for a long time to come.James ... Read more

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This is a respectful tribute to the recently passed British horror author, the great, the well loved James Herbert. The four short stories have been written down by Frankie who channels the souls of who were great unknown British horror writers, James Turbot and Stephen Cling.October-Aurora-Sunrise.May the mind and memory of James Herbert live on in the physical for a long time to come.James
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The Care Home

by Frankie Lassut ...

I didn't like where I was living because it was home to some crazy people and me (and I'm dead sensible; really). So it was time to leaf through the paper and see if there was anything going anywhere; somewhere without the craziness, the rats I can handle. My general thought was 'I don't want to move again', because I'd had a kind of nomadic experience over the last God knows how many years and I ... Read more

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I didn't like where I was living because it was home to some crazy people and me (and I'm dead sensible; really). So it was time to leaf through the paper and see if there was anything going anywhere; somewhere without the craziness, the rats I can handle. My general thought was 'I don't want to move again', because I'd had a kind of nomadic experience over the last God knows how many years and I
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The Green Balloon - How A Green Balloon Helped Save Mankind

by Frankie Lassut ...

There is though a rather sinister world out in the blue yonder going under the heading of 'flash' … it is bad to the core.There are people out there locked in darkened rooms with padded walls, tables and chairs, who write flash stories of maybe ten words and they are addicted to doing them. If they join with the haiku people they could form a small/medium/huge army and take over the world. They ... Read more

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There is though a rather sinister world out in the blue yonder going under the heading of 'flash' … it is bad to the core.There are people out there locked in darkened rooms with padded walls, tables and chairs, who write flash stories of maybe ten words and they are addicted to doing them. If they join with the haiku people they could form a small/medium/huge army and take over the world. They
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The Woman Who Saved Arnie

Tales from the English Lake District, #5

by Frankie Lassut ...

Series Book 5 - Tales from the English Lake District
This little Quick Flash extravaganza is actually 'two' Q F extravagan'zaz'. Yes, they have 'zaz'! Can you believe that?!Two instead of one. Let that great news sink in, try not to faint. Through your tears of joy, look out of the window. The day has suddenly become more beautiful, the sky is blue and the hole in the ozone layer is completely undetectable (so why is your bloody skin peeling off?). ... Read more

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This little Quick Flash extravaganza is actually 'two' Q F extravagan'zaz'. Yes, they have 'zaz'! Can you believe that?!Two instead of one. Let that great news sink in, try not to faint. Through your tears of joy, look out of the window. The day has suddenly become more beautiful, the sky is blue and the hole in the ozone layer is completely undetectable (so why is your bloody skin peeling off?).
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Manitas De Tortura

by Frankie Lassut ...

Manitas De Tortura means, in case you don't know; Hands of Torture.It is about methods of torture they use in Spain when they capture British tourists who don't flush when they use the loo in the hotel where they're staying.Actually, it's about guitars. Steel string guitars; wire fences; as they were once described by a famous guitarist from Spain. In the old hit 'The Devil went down to Georgia', ... Read more

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Manitas De Tortura means, in case you don't know; Hands of Torture.It is about methods of torture they use in Spain when they capture British tourists who don't flush when they use the loo in the hotel where they're staying.Actually, it's about guitars. Steel string guitars; wire fences; as they were once described by a famous guitarist from Spain. In the old hit 'The Devil went down to Georgia',
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