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    by D.G. Valdron ...
    From the author of Dawn of Cthulhu and Fall of Atlantis, comes another quartet of exotic novellas that mix and merge strange worlds of fiction and fact. 'The Martian Civilizations that Came and Went' explores the history of a forgotten Mars from the Canals to Pyramids to the Face. Godzilla, an Original Cinematic Universe takes a deep dive into the world fo the Toho Showa Era, where across 28 films ... Read more

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  • The Bear Cavalry, A True (Not) History of the Icelandic Bears

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    A quirky, inventive alternate history written in the style of a fun, funky, pop culture television documentary, The Bear Cavalry, features host, Robin Prufrock, as he travels the world, telling the story of how the Vikings in Iceland domesticated bears for meat and as draft animals, and how the Scandinavian Bear Cavalry eventually evolved to become the most fearsome fighting unit in the Medieval ... Read more

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  • Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    Series Book 1 - Violations
    Nine scary stories of Melancholy Horror.Fossils: A poet follows a giant monster through the streets of abandoned Tokyo.Flirtin' Out Back With the Sasquatch Kid: A teenage girl encounters the last bigfoot.Skin: A necromancer's attack shows a woman discovers that her life is only skin deep.Life, Love and the Necronomicon: A psycholo... ... Read more

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  • The Fall of Atlantis

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    From D.G. Valdron, the author of 'Dawn of Cthulhu,' 'The Mermaid's Tale' and 'Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs. This quartet of bizarre novellas mix and merge exotic worlds of fiction and fact.'The Fall of Atlantis' constructs a plausible Atlantis, from geology upwards, to habitation, expansion and the final extinction of its inhabitants.'The Retroverse, An Accidental Cinematic Universe,' explores a ... Read more

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  • Drunk Slutty Elf

    and other stories

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    Welcome to the lighter side of the other side. This time, it's hilarious - a collection of funny sci fi and fantasy stories about drunk elves, sneaky aliens, ancient astronauts, vampires plagued by fans, ghost hunters, decidedly non-lovecraftian menaces, runaway computer programs, angry monkeys, space toilets, evil fairy godmothers, krunchy kaiju goodness, frustrated antichrists and many more. ... Read more

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  • The Dawn of Cthulhu

    Curiou and Exotic Speculations of Alternate Histories and Strange Realities

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    Series Book 1 - Strange Realities
    Dawn of Cthulthu - A trilogy of speculative fiction essays, exploring the strange corners of the human imagination, mixing genuine science, history and biology with fictional creations.On the Worship of Dark and Monstrous Gods - a fictional chronicle of the history of Lovecraft's Cthulhu Cult, mixed and merged with genuine history, revealing the Cult's humble origins as a trading expedition in the ... Read more

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  • LEXX Unauthorized, Backstage at the Dark Zone

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    Series Book 1 - LEXX Unauthorized
    LEXX Unauthorized - The story of Kai, an undead assassin, Zev, a combination of love slave and cluster lizard, Stanley Tweedle, a hapless security guard and 790, a robot head, careening through space together in the LEXX, a planet-destroying biological warship shaped like a dragonfly, stolen from the malevolent Divine Order.Billing itself as Star Trek's evil twin, LEXX was one of the strangest and ... Read more

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  • STARLOST UNAUTHORIZED

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    by D.G. Valdron ...
    THE GIANT EARTHSIP ARK, DRIFTING THROUGH DEEP SPACE OVER EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FAR FUTURE, ITS PASSENGERS DESCENDANTS OF THE LAST SURVIVORS OF THE DEAD PLANET EARTH, LOCKED IN SEPARATE WORLDS HEADING FOR DESTRUCTION... The Starlost (1973).The most controversial Sci Fi Television series ever made. It began with high hopes, created by Harlan Ellison with participation by such luminaries as ... Read more

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  • A Pirate's History of Doctor Who

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    Series Book 1 - Doctor Who, the Pirate Histories
    Welcome to the first (but not the last) Pirate's History of Doctor Who. What's a Pirate's History, you ask? Well, there are the official, sanitized, orderly histories that are approved by and all about the powers that be.Then there are the Pirate's histories, the things that they don't want you to know about, or that they don't care about, things that are great and marvellous and intriguing... but ... Read more

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  • LEXX Unauthorized - Backstage at the Dark Zone

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    "I am the LEXX, I am a ten mile long biomechanical dragonfly designed to blow up planets for the Divine Order. My Captain, Security Guard 4th Class Stanley Tweedle stole me, now he and his friends, Kai, a superhuman undead assassin, Zev a love slave who is half cluster lizard, and 790 a robot head, are looking for a new home...." LEXX was a groundbreaking, surreal and subversive space opera that ... Read more

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  • Squad Thirteen

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    SQUAD THIRTEENThe Unstoppable meets the UnearthlyIN THE LAST DECADES OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY, all over America, unstoppable masked killers began to emerge called slashers, appearing out of nowhere, slaughtering, and then vanish, leaving traumatized survivors, only to reappear again, months or years later.THE US GOVERNMENT couldn't stop them, instead it contained and recruited them, assembling ... Read more

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  • LEXX Unauthorized, Series 2: The Light at the End of the Universe

    by D.G. Valdron ...
    LEXX Unauthorized, Series 2 - The continuing story of Kai, an undead assassin, Zev, a combination of love slave and cluster lizard, Stanley Tweedle, a hapless security guard and 790, a robot head, careening through space together in the LEXX, a stolen, planet destroying, biological warship shaped like a dragonfly. In the second series, the crew travel through space, searching for a new home, or at ... Read more

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