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All Fall Down

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After years of deception have finally caught up with Ray, he takes his family to the woods to end it all. But someone or something has other plans.Ray is a stock trader who's been skimming a little off the top for years. After being caught and fired, Ray grabs his wife and kids and heads off to a summer cabin for a little getaway and to end it all. But there's something waiting for Ray in the ... Read more

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After years of deception have finally caught up with Ray, he takes his family to the woods to end it all. But someone or something has other plans.Ray is a stock trader who's been skimming a little off the top for years. After being caught and fired, Ray grabs his wife and kids and heads off to a summer cabin for a little getaway and to end it all. But there's something waiting for Ray in the
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If That's What Makes You Happy

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Robert is a husband and father of two who just wants peace in his life. To this end, he's adopted the mantra, "If that's what makes you happy..."But is striving for the happiness of his wife and children really making Robert's life easier or does it bring a whole new set of problems to his existence? ... Read more

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Robert is a husband and father of two who just wants peace in his life. To this end, he's adopted the mantra, "If that's what makes you happy..."But is striving for the happiness of his wife and children really making Robert's life easier or does it bring a whole new set of problems to his existence?
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Pain

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PAIN...In some lives it's the only thing that matters.Regina is immersed in a cocoon of pain. The teasing of your classmates, the uselessness of her life leaves her numb and in search of pain as the only legitimate feeling. She is alone and spiraling toward disaster until hope steps in. ... Read more

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PAIN...In some lives it's the only thing that matters.Regina is immersed in a cocoon of pain. The teasing of your classmates, the uselessness of her life leaves her numb and in search of pain as the only legitimate feeling. She is alone and spiraling toward disaster until hope steps in.
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The Driving Dead

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New to the world of the living dead? Still hanging onto the shreds of humanity like stink on a corpse? Hey, maybe you should learn a trick or two on how to survive in your new skin. Maybe you should get an advantage over the rest of your competition.Shuffling around waiting for the living to fall in your hands is for the birds. The real up and coming zombies these days have an advantage because ... Read more

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New to the world of the living dead? Still hanging onto the shreds of humanity like stink on a corpse? Hey, maybe you should learn a trick or two on how to survive in your new skin. Maybe you should get an advantage over the rest of your competition.Shuffling around waiting for the living to fall in your hands is for the birds. The real up and coming zombies these days have an advantage because
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Detective Story

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A detective, minding his own business is brought into a web of intrigue and murder by a mysterious lady. As he delves further into the morass, every meeting holds a beating and every step ends in confusion. ... Read more

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A detective, minding his own business is brought into a web of intrigue and murder by a mysterious lady. As he delves further into the morass, every meeting holds a beating and every step ends in confusion.
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How To Take Over the World and Enslave Mankind Using Common Household Items, Book One: Your Own Personal Undead Army

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Ever wanted your own personal army of undead slaves? Have you ever been laughed at, scoffed at, or called eccentric, mad or just plain crazy? Then this book is for you.We know that today's "mad" scientist has limited funds and may be working with a restricted budget. But lack of funding should not be a deterrent to your dreams. Even if you can't have all shiny new beakers and electrodes like those ... Read more

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Ever wanted your own personal army of undead slaves? Have you ever been laughed at, scoffed at, or called eccentric, mad or just plain crazy? Then this book is for you.We know that today's "mad" scientist has limited funds and may be working with a restricted budget. But lack of funding should not be a deterrent to your dreams. Even if you can't have all shiny new beakers and electrodes like those
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Amish Love Story

by Derek Elkins ...

You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.As Jebebzediah travels away from home for the first time, he catches sight of the lovely, yet oddly misshapen Esmerelda. Before their romance has a chance to blossom, obstacles fall like chickens from heaven. Will their love see them through? Will ... Read more

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You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.As Jebebzediah travels away from home for the first time, he catches sight of the lovely, yet oddly misshapen Esmerelda. Before their romance has a chance to blossom, obstacles fall like chickens from heaven. Will their love see them through? Will
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First Wave: Snow Day

by Derek Elkins ...

They came with the snow. They came for us.Roger, left alone in the middle of a blizzard, thought he had a leisurely day off of work. He had no idea he'd be spending the day fighting for his life against the things that came with the snow.The first wave was meant to weed us out. ... Read more

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They came with the snow. They came for us.Roger, left alone in the middle of a blizzard, thought he had a leisurely day off of work. He had no idea he'd be spending the day fighting for his life against the things that came with the snow.The first wave was meant to weed us out.
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Among Wolves

by Derek Elkins ...

A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves?Beneath the surface, the wolf roams. ... Read more

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A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves?Beneath the surface, the wolf roams.
... Read more
The Trouble with Bricks

by Derek Elkins ...

The siblings have their lives turned inside out when an overweight fairy appears and shoots them to a different world: a world of underwear trees, rivers of lard, and into the pages of The Trouble with Bricks. Once there, they are befriended by a leprechaun hunter named Frank, a sasquatch named Melvin, and Frank's Colon, an organ with arms, legs and a serious attitude problem.Suzie and Cleotus ... Read more

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The siblings have their lives turned inside out when an overweight fairy appears and shoots them to a different world: a world of underwear trees, rivers of lard, and into the pages of The Trouble with Bricks. Once there, they are befriended by a leprechaun hunter named Frank, a sasquatch named Melvin, and Frank's Colon, an organ with arms, legs and a serious attitude problem.Suzie and Cleotus
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An Introduction to Shadow

by Derek Elkins ...

The door between our world and shadow has been opened.When he is saved at the last moment from a monstrous attack, Malcolm, a homeless teenager, follows his savior into a foreign, new world of soldiers and monsters, of masters and mad men, where good and evil clash over the fate of the world."An Introduction to Shadow", an adventure horror novel, centers on Malcolm, who is suddenly introduced to a ... Read more

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The door between our world and shadow has been opened.When he is saved at the last moment from a monstrous attack, Malcolm, a homeless teenager, follows his savior into a foreign, new world of soldiers and monsters, of masters and mad men, where good and evil clash over the fate of the world."An Introduction to Shadow", an adventure horror novel, centers on Malcolm, who is suddenly introduced to a
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A Novel Romance Novel

by Derek Elkins ...

Long Description: Harmonica Carlisle was a rich, beautiful freshman starting her journey at Sacagawea State University. Coming off a bad relationship, she wanted nothing more than to concentrate on her classes and prepare herself for what lay in her future...until she meant him. Florentine Montgomery was poor, annoying and socially awkward. He was everything Harmonica didn't need. But with his ... Read more

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Long Description: Harmonica Carlisle was a rich, beautiful freshman starting her journey at Sacagawea State University. Coming off a bad relationship, she wanted nothing more than to concentrate on her classes and prepare herself for what lay in her future...until she meant him. Florentine Montgomery was poor, annoying and socially awkward. He was everything Harmonica didn't need. But with his
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