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  • Tales from the Toy Cupboard: Hide & Squeak

    by Darren Bane ...
    Brave bear Patrick agrees to play hide & seek for the very first time with his new friends. But one of them seems to be a bit too good at hiding, which leads to another day full of adventure - and mysteries! Where is Poodie hiding? Whatever happened to Orangey's missing squeaker? Where did Little Walt's beloved red ribbon go? And then there is the biggest mystery of all - just what is the monster ... Read more

    $1.09 CAD

  • Mission: Imponderable

    by Darren Bane ...
    How does a snowplough driver get to work on the morning of a blizzard? How does the non-stick coating stick to the bottom of frying pans? In 1982, the author heard an imponderable question for the first time, and made it his mission to compile, collect and create as many as he could ever since. This comprehensive collection of nearly 1,500 such 'imponderables' is the result. Great for insomniacs, ... Read more

    $1.99 CAD

  • From Bard To Verse

    by Darren Bane ...
    Darren Bane adds insult to infamy with this, his little poem book, a comical compilation of ridiculous rhymes, punny poetic (perhaps pathetic?) prose, laughably ludicrous lyrics and pitiful parodies. This asinine anthology includes a tender, touching tribute to actress Catherine Zeta Jones, verses which feature fairly credible rhymes for the words 'vasectomy' and 'follicles', others which push the ... Read more

    $1.19 CAD

  • Yo Ho Ho Ho!

    by Darren Bane ...
    Christmas! Cut-throats! Cribbage??!!?? Christmas is coming, but the season of goodwill has bypassed pub landlord Ted Edwards. A critical review in a best-selling travel book adds insult to infamy and threatens to be the final nail in the coffin for Ted's troubled alehouse, where the regular cribbage league contest is the social highlight of every week. A prophetic premonition leaves Ted with a ... Read more

    $1.19 CAD

  • The Big One

    by Darren Bane ...
    "Life is like a rollercoaster ride, full of ups and downs." So says Tom Grey, a man who has been on a down for as long as he cares, or dares, to remember. But as his 50th birthday fast approaches, he decides it is time to experience an up again, to feel like he is living, not existing; to make a memory. The feel-good factor rides high in this gentle, young-at-heart comedy about the misadventures ... Read more

    $1.45 CAD

  • Dr U Who

    by Darren Bane ...
    In 2005, television's most famous time traveller made a triumphant return to the Saturday night schedules, and began a journey which saw him achieve huge worldwide success and popularity. Times have never been so good. But it wasn't always this way. Between 1989 and 2005, the "wilderness years", the future of the beloved medically-monikered maverick was far from safe. So what happened to prompt ... Read more

    $1.99 CAD

  • Wicked Tongue

    by Darren Bane ...
    'A Wicked Tongue is worse than any fiend.' (Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales: The Manciple's Tale, 1395). Tongues are wagging in a sleepy English seaside town after a well-respected couple die within weeks of each other. Businessman Sam Shepton killed himself. At his inquest, his heartbroken son blamed his mother, Amanda, branding her a 'black widow'. A few days later he discovers her body. ... Read more

    $1.18 CAD

  • Uncle Prawn

    by Darren Bane ...
    Des Measures has broad shoulders but even they are beginning to buckle under the burden he is being forced to bear, through caring for his elderly uncle. Des feels duty-bound and morally obliged, but the trials and tribulations related to his relation are testing him to the very end of his tether, and then some. The old adage says that blood is thicker than water, which makes Des's situation even ... Read more

    $1.45 CAD

  • The Furgle and the Frimp

    by Darren Bane ...
    Murder and mythology, kidnapping and corporate corruption, love and laughter, thrills and spills, death-defying danger, stunning stunts and the craziest cast of clichéd characters ever entrusted with saving the world. It's all in this incredible tale of very hot curry and its anti-social after effects, an imminent alien invasion, an ancient Greek god, baked beans which glow in the dark, a space ... Read more

    $1.46 CAD

  • The Bane of My Life - A Dad's Diary

    by Darren Bane ...
    Matthew was born three months early, and spent the first six months of his life at St Michael's Hospital in Bristol, England, which specialises in caring for premature and critically-ill newborns. This record of the emotional rollercoaster his parents experienced may give other parents of premature babies an idea of what to expect, and inspire them to find the strength to believe that where there ... Read more

    $3.95 CAD

  • Tales from the Toy Cupboard: New Friends

    by Darren Bane, Fiona Mitchell ...
    When little Lucy spends the first night at her grandparents' house without her own Mummy and Daddy, she feels afraid. So her Daddy gives her a new friend, a lovely bear called Patrick. Patrick waits for Lucy in the 'creepy room' where Lucy has been sleeping. Patrick is Lucy's special sleepover friend. But who will keep Patrick company when Lucy is not there? The answer to this lies inside a dusty ... Read more

    $1.99 CAD

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  • An Undertaker's Diary

    Putting You in the Same Room as Death!

    by Paul R Seymour ...
    An Undertaker's Diary is based on the diariesthat the authorkept during his 7 years as an undertaker.The stories are told 'through his eyes' and in a raw and down to earth way that will absorb the reader in each and every varied encounter with death.This is not for the 'fainted hearted' and contains gruesome and often disturbing accounts of tragedy and death from plane crashes to house fires, ... Read more

    $6.29 CAD