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The Height of Rudeness

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In this short e-original The Height of Rudeness, readers will get 5 essays - one never-before-published and 4 "sneak peeks" at the kind of manners advice Celia Rivenbark will be dishing up in her upcoming etiquette book RUDE BITCHES MAKE ME TIRED.Have you been "wait-listed" for your friend's wedding? Or, worse, have you been told, via engraved stationery, that you should "Please don't save the ... Read more

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In this short e-original The Height of Rudeness, readers will get 5 essays - one never-before-published and 4 "sneak peeks" at the kind of manners advice Celia Rivenbark will be dishing up in her upcoming etiquette book RUDE BITCHES MAKE ME TIRED.Have you been "wait-listed" for your friend's wedding? Or, worse, have you been told, via engraved stationery, that you should "Please don't save the
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You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl

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From the New York Times–bestselling author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp!, hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends.In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom gets to behave like Betty Draper and wonders why everybody's so excited about the Science ... Read more

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From the New York Times–bestselling author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp!, hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends.In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom gets to behave like Betty Draper and wonders why everybody's so excited about the Science
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She Drives Me Crazy

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From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning among others, comes three wickedly irreverent essays that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere.In these essays, Celia Rivenbark reviews the many oddities in stranger-than-fiction news story, chronicles her transition into the Twitter-sphere, and laments a missed ... Read more

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From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning among others, comes three wickedly irreverent essays that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere.In these essays, Celia Rivenbark reviews the many oddities in stranger-than-fiction news story, chronicles her transition into the Twitter-sphere, and laments a missed
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Belle Weather

Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

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Bestselling Author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, TrampHang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view."With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:--The joys of remodeling Tara--How Harry ... Read more

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Bestselling Author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, TrampHang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view."With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:--The joys of remodeling Tara--How Harry
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Bless Your Heart, Tramp!

And Other Southern Endearments

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**From the wickedly witty pen of the New York Times–bestselling Southern humorist comes a "hilarious—and right on the money" collection of essays ( The Charlotte Observer).Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word snow ... Read more

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**From the wickedly witty pen of the New York Times–bestselling Southern humorist comes a "hilarious—and right on the money" collection of essays ( The Charlotte Observer).Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word snow
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Rude Bitches Make Me Tired

Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

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Tired of Rude Bitches? This Wickedly Funny Etiquette Manual is for You!In Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, Celia Rivenbark tackles modern-day manners with her signature blend of wit, wisdom, and mild profanity. From dealing with braggy playground moms to the etiquette of sex in your aunt's bed on vacation, Rivenbark offers hilarious insights into the social conundrums of our time.Discover the dos and ... Read more

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Tired of Rude Bitches? This Wickedly Funny Etiquette Manual is for You!In Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, Celia Rivenbark tackles modern-day manners with her signature blend of wit, wisdom, and mild profanity. From dealing with braggy playground moms to the etiquette of sex in your aunt's bed on vacation, Rivenbark offers hilarious insights into the social conundrums of our time.Discover the dos and
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We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

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"I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book . . . What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!" ―Lee Smith, New York Times –bestselling author of Fair and Tender LadiesWhy couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.What does a Southern woman consider ... ... Read more

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"I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book . . . What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!" ―Lee Smith, New York Times –bestselling author of Fair and Tender LadiesWhy couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.What does a Southern woman consider ...
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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

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The author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp delivers "32 short essays on the ridiculousness of modern life" in today's South: "a hilarious read" ( Publishers Weekly).Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line. In Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, she once again demonstrates her mastery at summing up the South in all its glorious ... Read more

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The author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp delivers "32 short essays on the ridiculousness of modern life" in today's South: "a hilarious read" ( Publishers Weekly).Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line. In Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, she once again demonstrates her mastery at summing up the South in all its glorious
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

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From religion to recipes, carpooling to cat whispering, this New York Times –bestselling author gives voice to Southern women's favorite subjects.From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:Why Miss North Carolina... ... Read more

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From religion to recipes, carpooling to cat whispering, this New York Times –bestselling author gives voice to Southern women's favorite subjects.From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:Why Miss North Carolina...
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Belle Weather

Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

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No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred degree day. In this latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, you'll experience:*The joys of Remodeling Tara*Harry Potter Bitch-slaps Nancy Drew*Britney's To Do List: Pick Okra, Cover That Thang Up*How Rugby ... Read more

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No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred degree day. In this latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, you'll experience:*The joys of Remodeling Tara*Harry Potter Bitch-slaps Nancy Drew*Britney's To Do List: Pick Okra, Cover That Thang Up*How Rugby
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We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

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Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations of life below the Mason-Dixon Line have made her a Southeast Booksellers Association best-selling author. In this collection of essays she shows how to be a true Southerner. For starters, don't forget that Chuck E. Cheese's is a place where a kid can be a kid- while mommie gets hammered on watered-down Bud Light. And never marry your cousin-unless he's got ... Read more

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Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations of life below the Mason-Dixon Line have made her a Southeast Booksellers Association best-selling author. In this collection of essays she shows how to be a true Southerner. For starters, don't forget that Chuck E. Cheese's is a place where a kid can be a kid- while mommie gets hammered on watered-down Bud Light. And never marry your cousin-unless he's got
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

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3 hours 55 min

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering• Sex every night for a year? How do you ... Read more

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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering• Sex every night for a year? How do you
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