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  • Audiobook

    Sartre's No Exit

    Other People Are Hell

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    1 hour 49 min

    Ever found yourself staring into the void and wished it would at least tell a good joke? Wonder how a chain-smoking French philosopher with unflattering glasses became an intellectual sex symbol? Want to understand existentialism without developing an addiction to black turtlenecks and cigarettes?"Sartre's No Exit" is the antidote to pretentious philosophical despair you've been waiting for. This ... Read more

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  • The Elder Eddas of Saemund Sigfusson & The Younger Eddas of Snorre Sturleson - The Original Classic Edition

    The Elder Eddas of Saemund Sigfusson & The Younger Eddas of Snorre Sturleson by Benjamin Thorpe & I.A. Blackwell - The Original Classic EditionFinally available, a high quality book of the original classic edition.This is a new and freshly published edition of this culturally important work, which is now, at last, again available to you.Enjoy this classic work today. These selected paragraphs ... Read more

    $8.69 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    Nothing Means Anything (And That's, Like, Profound)

    A Guide to Postmodernism

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    1 hour 29 min

    Finally, a philosophy book that doesn't take itself as seriously as the theorists it eviscerates! "Nothing Means Anything" mercilessly skewers postmodernism's most pretentious thinkers with savage wit and zero academic mercy.Journey through the impenetrable jargon, circular logic, and breathtaking hypocrisy of French intellectuals who made careers out of stating the obvious in the most confusing ... Read more

    $7.59 CAD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Audiobook

    I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong

    Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    53 min

    I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong: Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence is your gloriously sarcastic, brutally honest, and deeply unhinged guide to the man who launched modern philosophy with one anxious thought spiral and never looked back.René Descartes: French, wealthy, suspicious of everything, and armed with just enough Latin to convince the world that his personal identity crisis was ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    I Think I Own That

    John Locke’s Guide to Justifying Land Theft with Polite Language

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    57 min

    John Locke: Enlightenment philosopher, father of liberalism, inventor of “natural rights,” and accidental spiritual patron of land developers, libertarians, and your uncle who won’t shut up about property taxes.In this gloriously sarcastic takedown of one of Western philosophy’s most over-quoted minds, Sophia Blackwell (Kant You Not, No Self, No God, No Clue) guides you through Locke’s greatest ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad

    How Rousseau Invented Modern Society While Failing at Basic Human Decency

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    1 hour 7 min

    In this mercilessly funny takedown, Jean-Jacques Rousseau—history's most insufferable philosopher—gets the roasting he so richly deserves. "Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad" exposes the spectacular hypocrisy of a man who abandoned five children at orphanages while writing the definitive guide to education, preached natural virtue while exposing himself to strangers, and railed against wealth while ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Why Did That Happen?

    Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    1 hour 13 min

    Why Did That Happen? Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful is your brutally sarcastic, surprisingly educational crash course in Aristotelian philosophy—specifically his theory of causality, aka why things happen according to a man who thought everything, including acorns and chairs, had a spiritual destiny.In this delightfully vicious breakdown of Aristotle’s metaphysics, Sophia ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    God Is in the Details (and So Is Thomas Aquinas)

    How to Weaponize Aristotle for the Church and Still Be Canonized

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    1 hour 6 min

    God Is in the Details (and So Is Thomas Aquinas): How to Weaponize Aristotle for the Church and Still Be CanonizedEver wanted to read 3,000 pages of systematic theology written by a man who thought angel transportation was a valid academic subject? No? Great—this book is for you.This is not a polite introduction to Thomas Aquinas. This is a fully sarcastic, gloriously disrespectful roast of the ... Read more

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  • The Crystal Raven

    Series series The Crystal Raven Chronicles
    When a sacred artifact vanishes from the heart of the Sidhe, peace teeters on the edge of collapse.Kaelan Varros, a disgraced half-elf soldier exiled from his homeland, wants nothing more than obscurity. But when the fabled Crystal Raven-source of the world's ancient magic-goes missing, suspicion falls upon elfkind, and the fragile peace between races begins to crumble. To prevent another ... Read more

    $8.09 CAD

  • Audiobook

    Leibniz’s Monads

    Because Particles with Feelings Totally Make Sense

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    1 hour 11 min

    Ever wondered what reality is made of? If you're thinking atoms, molecules, or maybe regret and caffeine, think again. According to Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz—17th-century genius, calculus co-inventor, and metaphysical madlad—the universe is made of tiny, windowless soul-particles called monads. They don’t touch, don’t talk, and yet still manage to reflect the entire cosmos like cosmic disco balls ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Hegel's Dialectic

    Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    1 hour 14 min

    Are you tired of pretending to understand Hegel?Do you feel personally attacked by German idealism?Have you ever wondered if “sublation” is just a fancy word for “I have no idea what I’m saying”?Congratulations. You’ve found your people.In Hegel’s Dialectic: Making Simple Ideas Complicated Since 1807, philosophy finally gets the sarcasm-drenched takedown it deserves. This brutally funny and ... Read more

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  • Audiobook

    Foucault's Power

    Knowledge Is Power, Obscurity Is Apparently Also Power

    Narrated by Benjamin Powell ...
    Series series Cogito Ergo Nope

    Unabridged

    2 hours 33 min

    Ever wondered why your college roommate wouldn't stop talking about "discursive formations" after one semester of critical theory? Curious how a bald Frenchman in a turtleneck became the patron saint of impenetrable academic writing? Want to understand Foucault without developing a migraine or a sudden urge to wear all black?"Foucault's Power" is the antidote to pretentious philosophical obscurity ... Read more

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